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Episode 364: The Conservation of Crap Giving w/ Seth Godin


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to tell me what is the name of my product and my landscape and everything we've cared about when you know you don't have anything invested in except to put out a little money to buy our entire life.

Then we get the lowdown on the language of cider.

So the first thing that's really confusing about dryness is that it has nothing to do with how something actually feels in your mouth.

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Bad we're off to such a good start.

So as usual, we have Anastasia hammer Lopez, how're you doing? Fine. Yeah, we got cat in the booth. I don't know why she's here with a camera. I don't really know she's not on a mic sinitic microphone you know you can't be in here without being in a microphone

this is we're getting really good qualities. Clips of cat walking.

Yeah, we got we got you got good clump. You got good clump on mics. There's just common street sweet. I got Matt in the booth. How you doing Matt?

I'm feeling good. Right, we already have a caller, in fact, but we can, you know, we can wait a minute,

you can wait like 3540 seconds, something on that in that range. And we have as our special guest today, author podcaster, marketing, genius entrepreneur, lover of food, Seth Godin, how're you doing?

I am fantastic.

So how would you like us to call in all like, so, you know, in preparation, I was reading and listening to some of the podcasts, I'm going to characterize kind of what I'm getting, which is, you're trying to help people figure out how to do something, if they don't necessarily know the best way to get from A to B. They know they want to move, they know they want to make something but they're not sure that they have kind of the best strategy to get there. Is that fair?

That's part of it. I think culture is a system. And if you see how the system works, you can make culture work for you and not against you. And I think that people are afraid to make things better. And I'm trying to encourage them to make things better like you I am against the enemies of qualities and yes,

Seth brought brought us some some small wooden kind of ice cream spoony things that say enemies of quality on enemy equality, which I I very much appreciate lately. Laser those Yeah, I have an interesting laser story we can talk about if we have time later. I was saying we could talk about if you're interested. Later, we can talk about new design machines, old design machines and the systems and then lack of repairability on some of the new design machines, and how that works out. But in the meantime, since we have a caller, why don't we wait? I'm sweating like a I'm sweating like a just about to be executed pig. Why don't we take that? Caller? Caller? You're on the air?

Yeah. Hi, how's it going? My name is Eva from Washington DC. How are you doing? Good. All right. So I have a competition barbecue question for you. Go so, you know, I have I have not a ton of experience. I'm about to enter my first like Kansas City Barbecue society competition. And I've got some real questions about brisket. Okay. And so you know, they do a lot of different injections that you can find kind of these these proprietary blends of things you can inject your brisket with and so there's always like a beef stock and then there is matter and another ingredient. So they put monosodium glutamate and they put sodium phosphate and yep, they put sometimes there's like hydrolyzed plant based proteins. So I was wondering, like, if you point me in the right direction on how to start about one on my own if I have all those individual components.

Okay, so they all those are there because here's what they're worried about. Their barbecue is delicious. Before anyone jumps on me. You like barbecue Seth? Vegetarian,

I don't need me. I mean, fine. But if I ate meat, I would love Barbie.

Okay, so the issue with barbecue is is that the everyone wants to do it and kind of a traditional way and the and the enemy of barbecue is is dried, dried, oyster amount of moisture management's miracle mushroom management. So that's what all those ingredients are there for. They're allowing you to beat the snot out of the meat and still maintain some moisture in it. So the hydrolyzed vegetable protein is there as a water holding agent, that phosphates are there as a water holding that actually makes the meat itself hold on to its water better at higher temperatures. And forget what the other one you said was there's oh the the meat stock is there just to inject flavor into it and extra moisture that's going to be pumped out of it as you deliciously but viciously overcook it in the barbecue process. So, I mean, all those things, you know, all those things work. I mean, the the I don't remember the percentages, you know, but you can look up like I used to I did once I don't know if any remember remember Josh Ozersky? Yeah, they he wants he was obsessed with juiciness. He was obsessed. He kept Dave juicy steaks let's go talk about juicy steaks. He took me most uncomfortable dinner I've ever had in my life. Most uncomfortable lunch I've ever had in my life as witness dasya Lopez where she was completely angered that we were listening to somebody's discussion of their bowel ailments and other things and in return got to taste more citrus than we have ever seen in our entire life. But she has still never forgiven me for forcing her to sit through that uncomfortable lunch. Most uncomfortable dinner I ever had was at a strip club when Adam Perry Lang was I will believe it was the penthouse club or something. Anyway, so like I had to eat and discuss juicy steaks well you know people around me were getting lap dances which I don't know for those you that don't know me that's not my thing. Like I'd like I just didn't appreciate the whole that the atmosphere but doesn't make sense does it? Mix it mixing that kind of stuff with food is not my anyway. So I kind of proved to him that juiciness isn't so important, because I took sodium polyfiber you know sodium sure And, you know, sodium hexametaphosphate, and brined it into a steak and made the steak increase its weight by about 10 15% in water, and then cooked it. And lo and behold, I had a juicy but not so flavorful steak. So mostly, you know, back in the old days, people would make stuff and it will be fine without any of that I think all of that stuff just giving you wiggle room. And so I don't really I'm also not opposed to it, I'm not opposed to it, the MSG is going to increase the flavor profile, I would just say I would just start with some tests don't, don't go too high on MSG, I think that's the mistake people make is that when you, when you start add a little bit of MSG, it's great. And then all of a sudden, you can tell that MSG was added. And as soon as you can tell MSG was added, it's a little bit off putting in the same way that like who's salt, who that's good. Who's Salt, salt, salt, and then at a certain point, that little bit of extra salt, you're like, oh my, that's salty. But like MSG, I think has a sharper inflection point, there's a wider range of properly salted things than there is a wide range of properly MSG things, the shrimp, the sodium hexametaphosphate, or whatever sodium, you know, whatever phosphates you're using, you're not going to really I don't think maybe you can look up the literature on it. But that stuff's fairly widely available online. If you just type in phosphates, water holding capacity, a meat just like type those things like phosphates, water holding capacity, meat, like that stuff is pretty well defined even on the on the you can go find it literature, and that non technical literature because industrial commercial people use it. You know, I'm not against that either. But just realize that, you know, you're injecting hopefully with meat stock or something with flavor, because there's a whole group of people I happen to disagree with them. But people like Kenji who are anti any sort of what adding water to meat because you're not adding it's not flavorful the water that you're adding them, you know, I don't agree with that. Also, like, you know, there's Harold McGee, who you know, I love and respect also, at one point said not to Brian turkeys, because it it made the gravy incredibly, you know, I have workarounds for every word for everything that you for every application of a technology or ingredient, there's secondary things you need to change. So, you know, I think all of it's valid when done, we've done practices. And I've answered this question,

well, if you want to win, you're only two ways to win, you win by fitting in all the way or standing out all the way. So to fit in all the way you have to do it the way the current people are doing it, but even more. And if you want to win by standing out, you have to do it differently than the people who are winning or doing it. And that's the first choice you got

to make, especially up here as

well. So I got a I've got a plan or a Part B for that. Questions related to that,

oh, you're gonna get this is gonna kill you. But hurry up. What do you got?

So, so they say the internal temperature for brisket should be somewhere between 195 and like 205 ish. Why is it so high? Why don't they smoke to 161? lower than that? All right, well,

look, first of all, when you're dealing with a traditional product, and to go back to what I'm going to say every every for every question, it's going to go back to what Seth says what you're shooting for is traditional brisket product and traditional brisket. If you cook it normally I eat don't overcook it right there. It's incredibly tough because the connective tissue makes it almost inedible at that point. So the traditional way of cooking it is to cook it to a very high temperatures such that the gel such that the collagen and connective tissues render into gelatin. It's that gelatin, it gives you the, the the parents that you haven't viciously overcooked it makes it quote unquote, fork tender, but those that what your fork tendering it into are kind of shreds and viciously overcooked meat right now, that's the texture people are shooting for. And so that that's kind of what they're looking for, they're looking for a juicy equivalent of that meat that can be pulled apart with a fork, and at 150, it's never gonna it will, it won't do that what will happen instead, let's say you were to cook it for 72 hours at a low temperature, those fibers won't get as hard, right? They won't get like flaky apart like that, they'll get more mushy, you'll get softer. That's also not what they're looking for. And so I think, you know, Seth is completely accurate here. And he's saying, do what they want just more. That's why they're adding MSG. It's what they want. But more, you know, like a little bit more liquid a little bit more beef flavor. It's what everyone's looking for. But more if you go outside of their textural parameters, you're going to lose, I'm going to have to say that in competition through competitions, especially. I've never seen anyone win by going completely outside of the box. I call this losing with style. And I think this is a valid thing to do. And I have lost many contests with I believe, immense style, and there's honor in this. But in general, I've you know, it's you never, you never win in those kinds of things. Other than by choice one wishes to do what they're doing, but more so well said,

Okay. Okay, awesome. Well, on that note, I'm going to play around with some koji so I'll let you know how it goes with a brisket.

Cool. Thanks. Thanks, bud. Alright, so Seth, what do you bring us today?

But I bought you a rye bread. There was a lot of debates I bring you doll so Show dosa I couldn't bring you because it wouldn't let it wouldn't last. But instead I went with the rye bread. I have a little grinder in my basement and I buy the ripe berries at Union Square market. And the only ingredients I add are two kinds of barley malt, the powdered one and the liquid one. And walnuts. That's it. I have to add walnuts even though my friend does she does definitely allergic to them. I just put a little sign up. No walnuts

do not eat these. Yeah, you know, out Sunday they can kick these allergies

or Yeah, I they're making progress. So here's the secret of the rye bread. The secret of the rye bread is 12 hour bake.

So you have the super low and so so this is like like, like full on. Like, I would call it German style for full cornbread like long long big turns dark on its own no caramel color, etc.

No caramel color. Like I cook it for 75 for an hour and a half and I turn the oven off and go to bed.

How much do you dislike people who associate the flavor of rye with the flavor of caraway see oh, there's

no like yeah, a pox on them. Right? I think that's accurate. Most rye bread isn't has no Ryan or just like their wave arrived berry over the thing.

Right and it's in the ones that use it are like like the what's the what's the standard? The standard American deli right New York Daily rise? Well, it's called Levy's levees. What's it like to be Jewish to

like levees, Robert? Yeah.

So it's fine. It's a fine sandwich bread by the way. It's a fine sandwich bread. But it's the Rye is totally refined. I get almost no. Right.

Exactly flavor.

So so so for those of you that don't eat you know, the Danes also have a full cone full corn broke.

Oh, yeah, there's some really good Danish stuff.

It's that whole middle in north of Europe they notice and we're talking smells great. We're talking like this is like for those of you that live in lands where this is only in a supermarket the brand of full corn brought you can get is relatively moist. Mess. It wasn't Messer, Mr. Manga. Mr. Meyer,

the one that comes through the square and it's all sliced up and it sits there for a week. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's,

it's, it's it's very tart. And kind of moist. But if you are you for that thinness level. Yeah, I

like it. When I cut this I cut it as thin as I can. I hear my I'll try not to cut anybody when I

cut into the mic. Now. I don't know if you know this, but listeners of the show. Don't mind cutting noises but hate mouth noises. They hate it. I'm going to put my glasses.

There. Your mouth noise is about to occur though. I don't know how to apologize for that. The status here there you go.

It's gonna become an ASMR show.

I'll just I'll just bleep the next 10 minutes of the show.

You know that like my son DAX has started saying a whatever the initials are, whatever the acronym is, and he doesn't have any idea what it means. I don't think he watches that stuff. You ready for a mouth noise? But I think people don't mind this particular release. It's the form swamp swamp they don't

like it has a low moisture noises Yeah.

That's okay. But now,

it's that Yeah.

Sorry, I forgot to bring radio friendly food. That was my fault. I can handle it. The feedback is welcome. Or the multiverse

really comes through. You think? Well the sweetness is conversion from our using diastatic malt or using barley. Right. So sorry. It's got like, it's, I'm gonna eat during the commercial break anymore, but it's definitely got a sweetness. I like it. I quite like it. I would like some cheese. Yeah.

I'm gonna take some to Matt. I've gotta go. What? It was so great to be here. Thanks for

letting we haven't even got a chance to mess with you yet. Very thought I am

so sad. I will say the Mezcal tasting that I talked about last week is in the Times today.

Yeah. It's so when is your day? How was it? Thanks. Well, because we talked about it last week. Yeah.

So when does the Mezcal take

it is April 26, which is a Friday at 6:30pm. Just down the street at El Cortez do people have to reserve in advance? There are tickets available online? Where did they go? Heritage radio network.org/sacred

Okay. Sa C R Ed. That's right. Perfect.

Thanks, Seth. Seth Godin

for the win. So

nice to meet Wow, I'm saying all the time.

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Alice's Alex from Long Beach. How y'all doing? All right, how you doing? Doing fine. So two questions. One thing to carbonation and one relating to little calm yellow and I have linked to carbonation, I have a little Kegerator that I use the carbonated water I live in an apartment. I do it 34 Fahrenheit and 45 psi and it just comes out amazingly fast. I give myself a little acetic that each time I do it. I'm wondering if there's any, like quality of life improvement I can have that doesn't come out blasting at me.

Yeah. Okay, so. So you keep the keg in a refrigerator and you carbonate it out out of the refrigerator. And you're doing it at 45 psi. You're in a system Yeah. What kind of Tathra? What kind of tap using whatever came with it? That's your mistake. All those taps are garbage. Yeah, they people need to be people need to be people who sell things don't necessarily understand or use them. This is the secret one of the secrets I've learned in like my life is that the people just because someone sells it does not actually make them an expert in the usage of said thing. Or what what kind of tubes Do you have? Are they clear vinyl tubes? Correct? Yeah, then look, this person might not be a bad human being. But like those tubes eventually, I mean, maybe not in your house, but like if you were going to beat them up or have them in a professional environment, those tubes will fail. I only use braided, braided tubes so that they don't fail. Also, I hate I hate PVC. If I need to use PVC if I buy from the beverage suppliers they sell the cheap braided PVC. It invariably smells bad makes me very angry. You can get it's a lot pricier but you can if you must have a flexible flexible tube, you can get a braided tygon if you buy tygon on Amazon, people will rip you off and give you regular PVC instead of tygon taglines a high purity PVC. And it's still if you hate PVC, it's still PVC. But it it tends not to smell but it's, you know, on the order of like, you know, between like, like, two $2 $2 $53 a foot somewhere like this spring for that. That's a lot more. Yeah, well depends on how many feet you're running. And you know, but you know, gas, you can run an irregular braided PVC line, please don't run gas and an unbraided line. Eventually someone will puncture it and then and if you really need something tough, get the get the polyethylene EBA jacketed stuff, it never imparts any flavor whatsoever and I've never seen it fail and I've tried to make it fail. Repeated abuse will not make it fail. Second thing when you're filling up a kegerator remember to fill it completely with water and then purge it out with co2. Then pressurize your stuff into it if you want to make sure that there's no air into it. If you're using a carburetor if you're already getting a good enough. The reason you're foaming is one your tap stinks. Go get a a Becker don't get the Cornelius one actually, it's been failing me get the Becker squeeze valve get that that's the first thing you need to do to put into your line. Those picnic taps are the worst thing that's ever happened. The second reason your foam you're putting it you're not putting it through a cold plate second thing you need because you're in a kegerator second thing I would do is run it through about 15 foot of hose on the inside of your 1520 foot of hose on the inside of your refrigerator to give it time to kind of like laminar and slow out before it leaves your tap try it if it doesn't help then take it out. There's no reason to have that extra tube there but give it a shot. And the third problem is is that you it sounds to me like you have some air in your system. And when you have air when you haven't purged it like the thing I told you to get rid of all the air in by either you can you can pressurize and vent a couple of times at the top of the thing to get it to go but if any errors remaining in your system under pressure when you release the pressure that things like nitrogen, which are in oxygen, which are almost completely insoluble will form micro nucleation sites the minute they come out of the tap and foam out on you so get rid of your air maybe add some tubing before the outlet and please throw away that picnic tap and get a decent tap.

And for those of you who aren't yet on the seltzer lifestyle you have persuaded my son who has built one in my office as well. You got the nitrogen seltzer which you don't talk about enough on the air. There's a lot to be said for the seltzer lifestyle it's worth to try it

you know like you take water that comes in which by the way I hate flat water I won't drink it like my my sons are like, you know, I will if I have to when I'm forced to if I'm dehydrated, but I threatened my family because I don't want them to put me in self service situations like that, you know, I threaten them that I just won't, I will just I will let myself dehydrate into a raisin rather than eat, drink non carbonated water. And so they kind of make fun of me for it. But honestly, you know, it's not it's a little bit of a hurdle to like make your life carbonated. And it's totally worth it. You know, and it's actually you know, is if, if getting a Soda Stream is what it takes to get you there then get get a soda stream, but there are cheaper ways to have infinite seltzer. Anyways, hopefully, hopefully I answered that question and stasis like I don't care. I don't care. All right. So what do we want to talk about? What by the way, if you're going to listen, which one of the podcasts akimbo is the one that you want people to listen to now or now?

That's my podcast, if they want to listen to it, that'd be great.

Here is a and here's here's a word to the wise. I am. I'm stubborn. And so like, I started listening to it in reverse, I'm like, I'm going to listen to the most recent stuff first, and then go backwards. And I realized, not after the most recent one, because you didn't take questions on the most recent one, but on the one after that, that you are going to answer questions from the podcast before on this week's podcast. And for some reason, this didn't encourage me to then start working from the back and going up for some reason. I'm like, I'm just going to listen to questions without knowing what the heck he's talking about. Can I do that? And then like, later, I'd be like, Oh, now I get with a question was about. So. So you know, a lot, a lot of a lot of, you know, again, it's like, you seem to have like a very kind of open view of what a creator is, right? Yep. And most of the stuff that I've heard you talk about or, you know, you read the work is aimed at people who want to do something, you know, creative writ large, you make new things make things better, right? Yep, focus on make things better. Now, here's a question for someone who runs, you know, or helps to run a bar, or restaurant, or, you know, Anastasia ran, you know, the outlet of pasta flyer, or Anastasia, and I run Booker and DAG, right? You're not always, and maybe you shouldn't even always be working with creative people. Right? So, like, it seems to me that there's kind of a and the other thing I'm going to say about your work, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you go, because this is gonna get kind of like, hard for people to understand if they don't already already familiar with your work, is that a lot of like, this is kind of what I like is it you you're focused a lot on kind of your personal response, personal response. But number two, inwardly focused, like what you can do about yourself, and the, you know, the more I was reading, the more I'm like, Okay, look at, I tell my kids this all the time, don't be concerned about externalities. In other words, what's fair, don't be concerned that that person has more money than I do, or that person has some sort of benefit that I don't have. Focus only on stuff that you can control about yourself. But the flip side of that is, if you can design this, if you're designing a system, you do have to worry about kind of fairness. And not everyone can, you know, then I also have to worry about people that can't be creative. And what does it mean to be good to someone like that? It's not to try to necessarily force them to be better at being creative, right? I mean, I was with you into the last sentence. Well, um, there was I have people who I think makes them feel completely uncomfortable to, there's people who really desire the safety, our salutely of us correct knowing what to Joyce right there. Yeah. Right. Right. Edwards. So your point is only I know you answer at large. But in other words, your point is that someone who wants that safety net, give them that safety net, if that's like, give them the chance to be that creative person. But then, do you really think we should try to force someone to be that person even if they're not.

So the reason that I love the two of you. And I do and I've been listening since before you were famous and been to the bar is because you have a growth mindset. And the growth mindset says, things could be better. And once you acknowledge that things can be better, the next step is and I could make them better, that I don't have to make macaroni and cheese the same way every time. I could make my macaroni and cheese better. I believe everyone at one point in their life has made something better. And once you can make something better once you're a creator, and if you're a creator, you can do it again. And if we live in a culture where everyone is trying to make things better, then we can have interesting conversations about what does better even mean. Does better mean more open more diverse Does better mean just one person wins? Those are interesting conversations, but we have to begin with guess what, you can make things better. And my career coincides with the birth of the Internet. And what that means is you don't need to CBS radio to give you a show, you can make your own show. You don't need Julia Child to tell you you're allowed to cook something for recipe, you can make your own recipe. And well, that's where Kenji came from, right? Like, who was Kenji Kenji didn't have a permit. But Kenji showed up, shared something he had to say, and some people wanted to hear it. So in the face of all that infinity, my argument is, see the system, make it better. And that's why I just keep saying over and over and over again, be responsible for your work. And nothing is fair, but at least you can make it better.

Kind of related to that. I'm also a firm believer that just because there's so many more people doing things now doesn't mean that everyone's that much. But in other words, it doesn't make it that much harder for you to do something, if you have something to say,

right? Because you can be interesting, you don't have to be correct,

right. And also, just because everyone can make Well, this is gonna show my age back when people actually want to make magazines. Remember, when, when color printers first came out, you're like, Oh, my God, anyone can make a magazine. Now. You don't need to you don't need to work to make a magazine raw. Like, you still need to be good to make something good. Just because it's easier to make something glossy, doesn't mean it's easy to make something good. Exactly. So

you know, typography ran screaming after they came out with desktop publishing. But true typographers figured out that just because people have fonts doesn't mean they know how to make things look.

Right. Right. What do you think about our belief in self self in friendly self loathing? Are you alright with that?

No. I think the reason I'm not alright with it is there are already enough people in the world who want to get pleasure out of bringing us down who get pleasure out of criticism. You don't have to do it to yourself.

Yeah, but I don't know. Like, I feel Don't you know, people who have, I guess the drive for self loathing stops you from becoming complacent. Right,

if you use it properly, but what it really does is it gives you a place to hide. Yeah, because you're experiencing failure in advance over and over again. Oh, yeah. But

I'm all about the failure. You're not all about the super pro.

thing, if you don't fail, if you don't, if you can't handle failure, you'll never going to you're never going to succeed if you can't handle

different kinds of failure. Yeah, you're working, really talking about the failure of I did something to see. But if you fail in advance, oh, you never did it. You're just giving yourself an excuse.

Yeah, see me. So you're saying it can be misconstrued. I'm all for doing things

right? totally down with that. It's just what paralyzes people, you know, I'll give a talk. And people raise their hand. And then at the end, they'll run up to ask you their secret question. Like what was wrong with asking me your question in public when I was there to answer your question? Well, it might have been stupid. So you're willing to ask the question, a stupid question in private, but you're not willing to ask the stupid question in public, that creates a cycle of constant experience of failure in private, which doesn't benefit anyone versus your generous act of being willing to fail in public. Because you put something into the world and at least we learned one new thing that doesn't work.

Both Anastasia and my partner Don, dislike most public questions, because they don't think the person actually has a question. They just think that the person was has the way you put it. They just want to say something

to be heard. Yeah, I have a question for Dave. They want to let Dave know that they've been working on something. Yeah, then those are the people that speak up the people with actual real stuff. Don't

I don't know, I have no opinion on this. No publicly shareable opinions on this message. I'm just messing with you. Here's another one, you have an interesting idea on kind of, and this goes to, I think, to chefs and cooks a lot. So let's, you talk a lot about writer's block, no such thing, no such thing. And it applies to I assume any sort of I need to create correct painting cooking right now. So you want to talk a little bit about your view on writer's block first, and I can I can

controversial I have been I've been poked and queried on this topic. I think writer's block is invented, no one gets plumbers block. No one gets walking block. Where did writer's block come from? Well, if you look at the literature there what it wasn't even used as a term before 1925 was invented by Ernest Hemingway and the great American novel, that before that writing was a thing you did in your spare time. And it wasn't a referendum on your quality as a human. It was just an act that you performed. And so if we say I don't have any good ideas, what we're really saying is, I am not willing to work my way through an unlimited number of bad ideas on my way to finding a good idea. I just don't have the perfect one yet. So I was friends with Isaac Asimov. Years ago, I would did a project with him. He wrote 400 books published 400 books. I said, Isaac, how do you do that? He said, Good morning, I sit at this typewriter 630 In the morning, and I type for five and a half hours till noon, and then I'm done. And it doesn't matter if I typed something good, I just have to type. And once your brain sees you're going to type one way or the other, your brain will come up with something decent. And the same thing is true. If you're trying to develop a new recipe, if you're trying to open a restaurant don't do anything. If you you're you persuade the resistance, as Pressfield calls it, that you're going to do it and you keep doing it. Sooner or later, one of your bad ideas will turn out to be a good one. So I blogged every day for 7000 blog posts in a row. And I don't blog tomorrow, because it's perfect. I blocked tomorrow, because it's tomorrow.

So I think, you know, part of what might be I think that's true, like, people think that artists assist us artists or writers, they think that there's something super impressive going on there from a day to day thing, day to day standpoint, the same with cooks anyone else. And I always say to them, having been trained as a visual artist, you know, a trained artist, as we say, the NFA, though it's no lie I do. And the truth of the matter is, is that the veneration with which we hold people in creative positions, means that we don't really understand what those people are doing on a day to day basis.

Exactly right. And I try to demystify that, because I don't think Bob Dylan is a particular genius. I think he just ships often.

Well, I mean, we the ship, the shipping is the thing. So when we look at people, we we tend to think about the stuff that they put out in public. Right, which you know, for for musician, hopefully writer, you know, hopefully is there better stuff, right, or what they think is better

than B boy, we got the guy with the brisket competition, he's finally bringing his brisket into the public, right? Because that's a cause of anxiety. Right Rive at brisket is different than public brisket.

Right? Right. But my point is, is that people ask me this a lot. So I've come up with some bar techniques and techniques, things like this. People say, so what's the next? So what's the next? You know? What's the next thing? I'm like? Well, how should I know? How should I know what the next thing is? Because, but that's, I think, where this whole idea comes from that there are these kind of, and there are actually, in fact, massive leaps of understanding that happened through practice, it does happen, you know. But the fact of the matter is, is that you can't sit in a corner and wait for the good stuff to happen. You have to be working on a problem, right? So right now, I'm working on problems with Nastasia on the next, you know, product that we're going to make which we can, I guess you know, tangentially talk about tell us, but then I you know, on stuff for the bar, I'm working on certain kinds of technical flow problems, but I'm not working on any problems right now that I'm going to come up with a fantastic new style of drink. I'm not.

I've started the agenda today, but I want to interrupt for one second, because you're talking about this last week. My wife owns four bakeries and her chief baking officer invented Fudgie the whale.

Oh my God. And they know Tom Carville.

Yes, she worked. She was Tom. She was 18 years old Tom Kaurava was her boss. How was Tom kohrville Tom Carvel was a fine, fine, man. Oh, that's

so nice to know.

When When Kathy went to get a mortgage for her house, he was angry at her that he did. She didn't just say can you back this and he called the bank officer without telling her to make sure that the mortgage would go through the whole thing. So Tom, as you know, you can't leave the stuff in the teller machine overnight. And so he he was frugal. He's like, What should we do? We need to make cakes with the leftover ice cream overnight and sell them tomorrow. And he said, Okay. And they say necessity mother invention. If Tom had waited for the perfect ice cream cake, there would never have been Fajita? Well, because Fudgie the wills and imperfect ice cream cake

well did it did start as fudgy and then get turned into Santa or did it's like how did it start?

So there were a lot of production problems because the tail was can break. And so one of Cathy's innovations was making 5g 5g Because if you make 5g Vanilla, he doesn't have the structural integrity and apparently chocolate or the crumbles or something, give us the tail that thing. And then there was cookie Puss in the whole idea of turning them upside down. Right. So Kathy talks, if you prompt her a little bit about Fudgie the whale but I haven't heard all of the

need to have we need to have both of you back here to talk about Fudgie the whale first of all, for those who I happen to I'm just gonna say this. I'm not an icing guy but frozen icing. There you go is on point and that like to know that I even know someone who came up with the ice cream cake with the grumble in the middle and I'll go Carvel ice cream cake and I don't think it's just taste memory. I think they're good. I think that they're a good thing. I like them. Do you like them?

I certainly have a pristine relationship with them. I don't think I would go out of my way to have one today.

I mean, but they're better than I mean,

they're better than most anything. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I mean, no offense, Baskin Robbins. But I mean, offense Baskin Robbins. We can say offense. Yeah, yeah. Me. You know what I mean, like Carville and the memory for anyone who grew up on the East Coast. Wednesdays and Sundays at COVID. I mean, the guy was Tom Carvel. Unbelievable. I'm glad to know he was a good guy, you know, had does it bother you when you find out that people that you used to look up to are just vile?

Yeah, it does. And one of the things I've tried really hard to do is separate the work from the worker, because otherwise we're just gonna have to throw out so many things that mattered to us. And I

think going forward, that's going to become more and more of a kind of a problem. I think there's, you know, once people have been dead for a while, they kind of no one goes and dredges up their stuff, or you just don't care anymore. I mean, people, people aren't like, Well, I'm not gonna listen to vogner, right. You're like, well, you, you're kinda you know what I mean? It's like, you know, but it's tough to say, I mean, you know, I remember when I used to really idolize, Chuck Yeager was a, you know, a famous test pilot, right? And then, you know, when I was a kid, when I still idolized him, I found out that you know, he was one of the people who was it, it's may be wrong, but it's what I was told and it affected were viewed it was one of the guys who prevented African American as I'm

just gonna watch that new book coming out in four weeks. It's so good about the the Apollo mission on the 50th anniversary. And Chuck Yeager has got three pages, and does it verify it totally verify. And so like, mostly he was doing it because he got told to do it, and he didn't like being told what to do.

Now, I mean, I met him when I was a kid, I used to go to the experimental aircraft Association meeting at Oshkosh to fly and cool. And, you know, I had a copy of his, you know, this book with him on the front with the Bell X one, which was the first plane to break the sound barrier, had him sign and I was like, ah, ha, and then like, later that year, is vicious racist. I was like,

I think he was just a vicious, anti disciplinarian. The the hero of the book is Arthur C. Clarke, which I didn't know the science fiction guy. I worked with him a long time ago. But he, so this guy is a troll, not Arthur C. Clarke, this other guy whose name I can't remember, his proposal, right around the time of Sputnik was that the US should launch nuclear with weapons at the moon, and make a giant crater that could be seen from the Earth as their example of just being able to piss on whatever they wanted and then be done. And it was Arthur C. Clarke who persuaded the United States not to do that.

Hey, can we still do that? Can we go back and revisit this idea? It's so funny. That's so yeah, that's so like, like late 50s. Early 60s. Thanks. Yeah, yeah, hardcore. That's like back when the Soviets were trying to reverse the paths of rivers with nuclear weapons. Only they actually tried it. I mean, were they ever successful doing I have no idea. Alright, so back to back to see if we have any issues related to food issues. Yeah, let's do some made Simon writes. And you might have something to say about this. Because this is part safety part perception. Nate Simon from from sactown from Sacramento. What are your thoughts on Sacramento? Anastasia? Fine. You ever go there? No. You've never been to the capitalist state you grew up in? No, I've at least been to Albany. I know. You're very patriotic.

What's wrong with being patriotic? Nothing. That's your thing. Are you saying on air that you hate your country? No, I'm just not patriotic. What does that even mean? I'm not out. We're just not as patriotic as you

like to claim this, I don't understand what it is wearing red, white and blue cutter a little slot. But like I just don't understand. It's like It's like going out of your way. It's like when you say no offense, you're like, Yo, I'm just not patriotic. That means you there's some chip there there's something I don't understand. I just don't

I don't know. I don't know are you patriotic?

I think that there are trappings of patriotism that are often used in ways that aren't associated with what you're talking about.

Why can we have in here every day?

Good see actually makes a lot of money.

All right. Hey, guys, as I'm sure you'll agree morbid fear of undercooking poultry often results in horrendously overcooked poultry. Truly said Nate. According to everything I've read in tact whole muscle cuts are assumed to be internally sterile contamination with evil bugs like salmonella and campylobacter results from surface contamination. And unless the meters punctured, the inside is still sterile. Well, I'm going to stop right there before we even go even further. Talk to any food safety expert and they're like how do You knows it wasn't punctured, you know what I mean. And plus, there's lots of like nooks and crannies on a piece of chicken meat, that there aren't necessarily in a whole, you know, in a steak, a lot of like, you know, muscle separations, even on a chicken breast, lots of little places things can hide. And plus, unlike a steak, so when you're fabricating a steak, let's say you take a rib apart, and then you slice the rib, there's a lot less knife poking towards that piece of meat than there would be in let's say, ripping the breast off of the chicken. Okay, and also, the every part of a chicken that you can touch is closer to the guts and to the processing area of slaughter than almost any part of the beef that you're going to eat. So let's just start,

if it sounds, it makes sense from there.

This is why it is considered acceptable to serve a rare steak for example, if this is the case, why are we so hysterically obsessed with cooking poultry until the internal temperatures in the pasteurization range, the problem name isn't that we're obsessed with cooking it to the pasteurization range is that we're obsessed to cooking it well above the pasteurization range, we're, we're obsessed with cooking it to a temperature where everything dies within like 10 to 15 seconds. And at those temperatures at the 10 to 15 second death range temperature you're looking at horrendously overcooked, it's 100% true that even you can cook something until it's pasteurized and still have it look to most people's eyes viciously undercooked. So there's, there is a there is a wide gulf between perception of safety and actual safety, which is I think, the real problem that we need to also, you know, there's a risk to eating, you know, anything undercooked and I as a semi relatively healthy, you know, not yet hopefully immunocompromised individual and willing to take this risk on the regular so there's also that okay, this is the case why are we so obsessed with cooking poultry until the internal temperatures in the pasteurization range, even more Mattingly maddeningly? Why do we freak out about undercooked chicken but rare Ducker squad is considered not only acceptable but desirable because we are hypocrites mentally not hypocrites. We Okay, look,

that's a good part. I would I didn't expect that part coming up. Yeah, good ending to that. Yeah.

Well, the thing is this is that people have an internal revulsion to because of the way they're brought up to looking at undercooked chicken or poultry. And for some people also porque. So it's just and they're not going to overcome that. So like, it's just not logic. Like,

why duck different? I mean, with Passover around the corner, why is this poultry different than any other poultry? Well, I

think because we're raised to even in like duck cultures are their duck cultures mean France and China? So are they aversion? Do they have the aversion to French overcooked

their duck? Okay, well, now we've come up with something that duck works because it's a foreign feeling poultry,

right? It's allowed to have each other it's allowed to have its own temperature. Yeah, right. Good insight. Whereas chicken and in Turkey, they can't but you're not going to overcome somebody's also duck has a different fundamental texture. Duck is more steak like duck breast, let's just see, talk about what we're talking about. Because like, rare duck leg is like, Oh my God, whatever. I have to I have to, you know, not gonna spend all night at dinner. How am I going to? How much am I going to chew? You know what I mean? But like a, like a, like a medium rare duck breast has a stickier texture, I would say, then not flavor steak, your texture than a chicken breast,

I think is fascinating stuff. And you could do an entire show about fear of Turkey because of thanksgiving. Because it comes with so much overhead of your worthiness as a member of the family. And I think that spreads into food safety. Well, because

you're worried about poisoning your family,

but because you're worried about seeming, incompetent, seeming lesser because you don't love to cook. And so we add all these side dishes that we would don't eat the rest of the year, not because they're good, but because they're part of the trope of this is what it means to love your family, right is that you have this thing and then what it means to be a TV watcher because that's looks like a butterball because they advertise that for 40 years. And, and all of that is the the elements of culture that have nothing to do with the facts of will this food make you sick,

right. And to piggyback on that I think that equating love with the act of cooking is can be extremely toxic. I think for those of us that like to cook right. For those of us that like to cook it is a good way to express our desire to do things for others by cooking, right? For those of us that don't like to cook, it should not be made to seem like you must cook in order to show your love for others. I mean, it's brilliant. And I think this is a huge problem. I think I know people that are guilty. We ordered out again Are we like blue If you're incredibly talented and other things, right, you know, you're so my wife is like, actually good at cooking, she doesn't enjoy it. But she sometimes she feels very guilty. And I'm like, You're, like an incredibly successful architect, why should you have to want to cook? Like, why is this have anything to do with your, you know, ability to, you know, be, you know, to be a loving parent? You know, it's, it's, uh, you know, people don't necessarily have other people do their laundry for them. But if you could, you would, and you wouldn't say, Oh, I don't love my family because somebody else is washing their clothes. You know what I mean? Like,

so family dinner is important. And my son works on family dinner, this is what his nonprofit does, not because of the cooking, but because of the sitting at the table together for breaking bread. And we associate the two with each other when they don't have to be associated with each other.

You know, we we had family dinner every Sunday for two decades, like the past like as, like a lot of members of family who live in New York have had their own kids, it's become less thing. But I think it's important to have a, you know, at least a, a standing invite, like once a week to get the I love a family dinner. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, my youngest, when we when the kids were growing up, we would cook dinner together every night for the for, but Mo and I would spend hours doing it because the actual act of cooking, not the part of I'm going to feed you but the part of we're standing next to each other. That's priceless. And so it's really interesting that when we're talking about can I take the temperature of chicken down to one degree that's sort of turning it into a sport, but it's coming not from this basis of sport and competition. It's coming from this basis of this is how we define ourselves as humans. We're not all drinking Soylent all day long. automatons waiting to be replaced by AI? I hope none of you Yeah, exactly.

Now that what do you think you think we're gonna get replaced by a ad?

I think that the number of people who lost their jobs to steam engines, steam shovels, who were ditch diggers was very large. And most of them in the long run, were relieved. And I think that computers are going to keep replacing the part of our job we don't want to do if we can find the guts to be willing to do the other parts of the job that put us on the spot.

Right? So when I first started working at the French culinary years ago, it was run by a, you know, a French chef named alongside Zack who's still around, he's, he's a cool dude. And because I was a tech guy, he always said that he always said to me that, you know, in his mind, my goal was to go Jetsons and to have, you know, all the food be informed of, you know, pills, you know, and then he would point to people like LVTs, who, you know, had his kind of mechanistic, we're just going to like, we're going to do the same way that they come up with antibiotics, we're just going to make a billion sauces, right, you know, and he was like, This is what you think cooking is going to become like, Well, I mean, I hope not. I mean, unless it tastes better than what right unless it tastes better than what a you know, a thinking caring person can do, then I hope not. But you know, if it can do a better job then okay, you know what I mean?

A lot of those guys freaked out to to VT at the beginning, because it was so precise. You couldn't do anything while it was underway,

right is a different sense of it. A lot of that was just macho garbage. Right? You know, like, I can't like yell at it, or whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, that's like, you know, look, I'm not talking too much out of turn here. But, you know, famous three Michelin star David Kinch. You know, now Michelin's, remember, like I said, anyway, so he, you know, he wants I was talking to me, and he was an early adopter of kind of low temperature and Soviet as was killer. And there was a period of time, I don't know, maybe seven, eight years ago, when those kinds of chefs really started pulling back from Soviet in low temperature. Interestingly, I don't really know Thomas Keller, you know, met him a couple of times, and he wouldn't remember me if I kicked him in the face. But you know, when you even I think his book came about on low on suevey, low temperature came out right around the time, he was pulling back on using this stuff personally in in the kitchens. And so I said to Kinch, I was like, why are you he just gotten a new bone a he was shooting for three stars, you know, he was chasing the star at the time. And I was like, why, you know why? Why are you pulling back on CBT it's a great it's a great technique. And he's like well, you know, I find I can get a better result by and then he starts telling me like kind of super old school technique so he's got this giant bone a which is maintaining its I think it was born out I think he was I think he was born anyway so it out in and out in and out in and out not Montini I think he was born a he's pulling it in and out in and out in and out to get the texture right. So he's, he's basically trying to do low low temp cooking like high high input to make the skin In are the outside the right texture, low input to not overcook the inside manually. And I was like, why? Like, why when I can solve for those two problems separately, like so my whole life, part of my life that's teaching people about low temperature. And Kenji doesn't agree with this, and he's wrong. And it's like, it's like, you can separate the problems of you can separate, there are two problems getting the texture of the outside, right, and getting the temperature of the inside, right. And yes, by being some sort of like Ninja Jedi, you can get them to come together using old techniques, you know, and you can get them to come together at the same time and perform this minor miracle. But unless you do it all the time, the odds of failure are much higher. And your odds of getting it right, right out of the bat are much higher than just controlling these two problems separately, you know what I mean, but for kitch, like, unless he was writing that line of I am, I'm doing it this way. I'm putting all the input in all the time, right? It wasn't good for him anymore. You know what I mean? At least that's the impression I got from him. And I was like, man, I was like, because I have a theory, you will hate this, I'm sure set where and you know, the more I see it in myself and other people, we have a we have a limit. Like, we all have different amounts that we give a crap in general, right. But even the ones of us that give the most crap, eventually we bend and break, eventually we compromise. Eventually we give up on something, right? Yeah. And I think we don't have an infinite amount of that inside of us. And so if you

waste conservation of crap giving, right, yeah.

So if I can, if I can separate these two problems of the of the texture on the inside, texture on the outside and not worry about that, because that's so much more energy to focus on some other problems.

The problem was when we just routinized it and stopped thinking, and so many people had been driven by our convenience economy, to just swipe, swipe, swipe. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Here. You're saying, you still need to give a crap, but let's conserve it appropriately. Right. Yeah, I agree with that.

And then I said to him, so you don't use you don't use low temps to lead at all anymore. He's like, No, I'm like, squat. He's like, okay, okay, so like, I knew it. We're talking about espresso machines for a second. So I have a vintage like late 80s, early 90s Lawson market 85 M. One group machine in my house

right at the Olympia cremini. Oh,

giving, giving a fist pump. It's very strong with best cup of coffee I've ever had, which is going to sound crazy espresso shot I've ever had a says before was from a Liverpool and over Vittorio or Tweety? 2020 or 20, Liverpool at a trade show. There you go. And the guy comes up to me. And he's like, Would you like a shot? And I was a lever machine? I was like, Yeah, sure. And he pulls the shot. I was like, like, what are you doing in a trade show? You know what I mean? Like, you should be.

So can we do a pitch here for roasting your own beans? Because anyone who's cares about coffee needs the roaster.

Alright, good. They started talking about this. So this is getting worse and worse. I also had a problem with my breath Breville, the Breville Corporation gave me one of their Oracle superato things. And I put it in a place where I wasn't going to be all the time so that you know, someone else could just walk in, push a button, get the coffee, right, granted. So on my loss and Marco, one of the solenoids went bad in a spectacular way last week, and the filling solenoid. So the thing filled up to the brim then tried to pressurize itself over pressured it started spraying boiling water everywhere, all over everything. And I was like, Oh, my God, oh, my God, you don't I mean, so I opened this sucker up, and I diagnose it, but then I look at the solenoid part of it. Now bear in mind, an old espresso machine is a lot like an old car, you can open it up, look at the pipes and see what's going on. And so I was able to figure out what was wrong, like fairly quickly was a solenoid but then there's no replacements. So even in something old, right, that solenoid if I would have had to buy the whole solenoid, right from Italy, right, which would have been like a lot or buy an American replacement and figure out how to kludge the plumbing together. And that solenoid is like 100 bucks. I rip the solenoid apart because thankfully, it's all screwed together. It's not you know, molded in and the entire failure of the machine was due to a non replaceable rubber disc. Yep. That was sealing up the pilot. The pilot orifice on the on the on the thing, it was not really pilot, you know what I mean? And I was like, it was gone. It was eroded. And so I was like this. My entire life is predicated on being able to have two or three cups of espresso in the morning. And my entire espresso game is predicated on this. Like, you know, machine it's plugged into my wall working. It in turn is predicated on this solenoid or sent He said, Robert Yeah, and of course in a piece of rubber not replaceable, by the way, it's failed. Luckily, you know, my partner Don has a laser cutter at work. So I went in rip the thing out laser cut a piece of rubber put it in the machine was up and running the next day. I was like, Oh, but I had a similar problem on my on my Oracle where the three way so for those that make espresso, there's a three way valve on the group that that either applies pressure from the pump to the group head to make espresso and then depressurizes it to atmosphere to so that when you open up your group head, you know, poof, you know, I have that problem. Oh, yeah, well, this one failed in the open so that it never pressurized the group that it was always going into drain mode. You cannot get into that Oracle to save your life because modern design is not designed to be replaceable. It's designed to be as compact as humanly possible. And, and nothing almost nothing is easily gettable, replaceable, or standard, which means that a, you know $2,000 machine can turn into a piece of garbage. Because literally inside of there, I know there is a two cent piece of rubber that has failed. Yep. And it's pathetic, and I understand the advantages of it. But then also like, are we ever going to get back to creating things that are repairable?

Well, companies want to make something that's repairable, people don't want to buy it. And that's the problem. Because it costs more it is more difficult to acquire in the sense that it costs more and as bigger and clunkier. And because most of the people who are buying this stuff, don't use it the way they used the 1948 Chevy pickup truck. They're using it for three years and then moving on, where they're putting it in their fancy kitchen and never even turning it on. So they're the consumers voting over and over again in favor of convenience, not in favor of longevity and control. And even when people buy if you go to Maker Faire, right, the Maker Faire store which should be filled with tools, like we're talking about, it's filled with kids, because kids are taught by their parents to follow the instructions. Make the kit and that's what saved Lego Lego was going bankrupt selling normal Lego and only when they invented kits with instructions. Did they save the company?

So you're saying I hate this? You hate it? I hate it codification of Yeah.

Because who's going to invent the next thing? We need more engineers?

Yeah, I love it. Well, you know, I like engineers. Alright, so let's talk about roasting beans before they kick us off.

Okay, so real quick. Marco Arment. The guy who invented tumbler comes over to my house because my Slayer is just not making good coffee and he lives down the street. He loves coffee. He says I can't help you. I said, Why can't you help me? He says because you don't roast your own beats. Once you roast your own beans. We can talk about this. So I went to sweet Maria's which is a website and you can buy a Korean coffee roaster. It looks like a tennis ball can 350 bucks pays for itself after 20 pounds of beans.

Which one? Which one? Which one of the roasters is that I still I stopped ordering from them even though I thought their green coffee was better than the other suppliers because they had a hack problem once and really? Yeah, like a bunch of credit card numbers got stolen. They probably fixed it. They probably fixed they're good people. They're

good people. Alright, so yeah, so and then, instead of like venting the way Marco does it, he's only roasted on nice days. He brings it outside to roast. I pumped a hole in the laundry room window or you go and ran a dryer vent vent out I haven't burned my house down yet. And it just gets better.

Does this roaster have a catalyzer on the outside? I don't know what to capitalize. So check it. So. So I used to do or so is this is one you're doing mimicking drummers at mimicking air.

It's drum drum, like a pound every two weeks. So it's not like I'm

revving your drum guy, apparently. Right. So I mean, like the big thing you have to decide in your life is are you an air person or a drunk person? Right, so Michael civets, which who was the Earth? One of the he wrote one of the more important like technical coffee books of the was in the 70s. Like

maybe we would say the most important Yeah, given that it was 50 years ago. Yeah. Avi

press right. Probably the most single most important book after Euchre is all about coffee in the early 1900s. Anyway, so he came up with this idea. I think he wrote the book. Anyway since roasting So is he was using fluidized bed roasting right? And then a bunch of home people were like, well, an air popcorn poppers pretty much like a fluidized bed roaster. And so there was all those early air popcorn people but those produce a very different roast profile than the drum so I started roasting and there's a What's the name of the guys His name is David last name I think is David or first name is David wrote the early book on home Roasting from the late 80s, early 90s. You know what I'm talking about? And his point is, don't worry about it. Just start roasting. But he's like, don't worry, you're not going to he's like, you're not going to be as good as the best roaster. Don't worry about it. Just start roasting. You know what I mean? And so I thankfully read his book relatively early on and so I, I consequently, know how to worry. But, you know, I don't necessarily worry because I'm not trying to miss. I'm not trying to always beat the best person on earth, you know what I mean? So anyway, so I started as an air guy, but I would perpetually burn them out. Even I bought a couple of the purpose made early coffee roaster that were based on popcorn, roaster technology, and I fry them like, roast. I've had really good luck two and a half years really, and i What is this error, but it's dropped while the tennis ball can rotate it like asymmetrically. Oh, yeah, I

don't have that. So it's got a little computer chip, you tell it, how long and what temperature and it just does its thing and 34 minutes later, it's done.

So I built a drum. I build a mini drum roaster that is similar to the burn sample roaster, which I love and it lets me look at it. But the problem is obviously a long way to get to the problem. People as the smoke the smoke is intense.

So if you hit doesn't smell like good coffee, it just smells like coffee, coffee. Yeah. And also

it's, by the way, data about this last week air quality. I wasn't gonna. Anyway, so I talked

about a lot last week. Yeah, good show. Oh, thanks. Except we missed some stuff. Except Yeah,

well, you know. So this is not like a friendly smoke. This is a full of crap. Sticky.

Yeah. Smoke carcinogenic. No,

I mean, unclear. I don't think anyone's done this study, because there's not enough coffee workers. But here's an interesting fact. And next time you roast in a place where you were so my roaster has a hole. Three inches across. Yeah. And that's where all the smoke comes out of. If you hold an open torch right at the opening, it burns all the smoke and professional roasters have like almost like an afterburner. catalyzer that will come fully combust, clever, the smoke and it goes clear, and then it doesn't ruin everything. So you can really mitigate and I think there might be one of the higher end home roasters that can do this that can mitigate the smoke. That's being made sense. Yeah, there they how does this thing cool? Does it have a cooling tray,

then? No, no, that just keeps going after the cycle is done until it's at room temperature. So it just keeps spinning until it's cooled.

Good because because I never did that. So like I stick it into it into you know, like a Tammy which amounts to like a winnowing thing. And I sit there and I toss it up and like toss it back and forth. And it's chaff gets,

ya know, at this point, it's worth you just going to a roaster bicycle?

Well, no, I mean, here's a nice thing, let's say, let's say people that you're in a place, and you know, you're not going to be there. You only going to be there. Let's say you have like a place you're only going to be a couple times a month. Right? It's hard to necessarily keep good coffee. They're the point. You can keep good green beans, they last a lot longer show up. The best part

is just being able to say to people want some coffee, I roasted the beans. That's what it's all about.

For me. Here's another thing people say. You have to wait after you roasted beans. You know what you don't? Really it's just different. Okay, I've been waiting. I've been waiting, if you can look, the problem is is that, you know, it's evolving more co2. It's evolved. It's evolving co2 more rapidly right after you roast. I mean, that's the main problem. And you have to wait for it to be cool. Cold. You don't know yet. But like, I tried to have a five day cycle. Yeah, but in other words, like it's not the same. This is what I'm saying. It's not the same, but it's not like you're gonna die of poisoning by having the coffee right after you roasted. It's just different right now.

We keep changing the definition of what good coffee is supposed to be. I mean, like before Howard Schultz showed up. People said good coffee was something different and then after people got over the Howard Schultz thing people said good coffee or something. Yeah. What do

you do? I know someone who wasn't it was talking to me that was that he felt really someone who's he's he was a cool person. I forget who it was. He was like, am I a bad person? Because I don't like like these kind of like high acid fruity coffees. And I was like, No, you're not a bad person. Just I was like, just tell people what you want. I was like people who produce those coffees can produce.

I mean, if you like milk chocolate, you're a bad person.

But what about these new What about the new good milk chocolates? You had these? What were they use nuts instead of milk. Now know where it's just like they're like, it's like low sugar, high cocoa solids. There's

my fancy fancy milk might be possible. But I'm just saying I'm giving people less of a less slack when it comes to chocolate because there is an axis there. But with coffee, you can go into different quadrants and be very happy.

Yeah, I like I like a less wine. I said, I said if you want to sound like it's like soothing, like once, like, not too whiny. Uh, you know, you know, I don't not a lot of like, not a lot of berry and red fruit in it. And then they'll be like, oh, and they'll give You asked for it to be chocolaty. Yeah, they'll give you they'll give you what you want. Exactly. Right.

Chad has a question that I think is on this topic, I want to hear about the Slayer worth it.

Go for Yeah, I don't think this layer is worth it. I loved looking at it. And I loved how much technology was in it. I felt like it totally disconnected me from the act of Acts. That's why I went straight to the manual lever after that. And I was able to sell the Slayer for a fine price. So I didn't feel guilty about it. And it's beautiful and brilliantly engineered. But I felt like I had no idea what was going on

and your liver is your liver is commercial style engaged, springy, not levered direct on piston, right,

I pull it down in the coffee comes down out when while I'm pulling it down. So direct as can be. So it's like a la Pavoni. It bows out all the Eagles and stuff.

So like, like I used to have, I still have if anyone wants it, I'm going to sell it soon, because I have no space for it. But I have a micro tymberlee which is the smallest machine that works on the spring lever principle. So like mostly like the Victorian winter, you pull down exact coffee appears as you release. Because you're engaging a spring, right. And what I love about those machines is that, you know, pressure profiling is all the rage over the past five years. But the pressure profiling anyone that really cares about pressure profiling is building that pressure profile on the fact that Liverpool machines make, I'm sorry to say this, not as much crema, but a better tasting cup of coffee, like espresso to my taste for what I want. I don't really care about the crema that much and as some people get rid of the crema like, like, we're not gonna get do it. But anyway, the point is, is that the pressure slowly getting less over the course of the shot, actually has an effect on the extraction that I happen to like, raise it in the in the early in the late 90s, early 2000s, everyone was all about oh, static pressure to pressure has to be 100% static, right. And so they're like, if you don't have a proton pump in your machine, which is a, you know, a vein pump that can provide a relatively static pressure, assuming your inlet pressure is good. And the in its pressure override is good, it will provide a relatively static pressure, you can look at your needle and it's pretty rock solid, especially, and they have good systems have damping in them. So the system is really rock solid. And they say well, you're never going to get as good a cup of coffee with what they call a Euchre pump, which is a reciprocating. So you have a machine that goes like that is never going to provide, they don't have the system doesn't have the damping to provide an even enough pressure with those. I don't think that's necessarily true. But anyway, everyone's focused on that. And then the pressure profile is realized, Wait, these Liverpool machines make this awesome shot. And it's, you know, it's because it's reduction in pressure. And hence the

Slayer lets you do anything, you can set the curve any way you want. And if you're the kind of person who wants to make 30 cups and not lose your sense of taste along the way, you can tweak it. For me, it was too much data. And I just like feeling the coffee pushing back against me, as I'm pulling the thing. And feeling like I'm gaining skill. That's why I do

but also that is valid. Like in other words, even if the coffee is not like even if like in a blind taste that you would prefer the coffee out of the other machine. The enjoyment of making it the way you want to make it right is a valid enjoyment because

we're not double blind. Right?

You're not? Right, you should do what increases your overall enjoyment. Bingo. Anyway, it's been a pleasure having you on Seth, please come on again. But while on the way out what is this?

This is because I've written so many blog posts. Twice we've made these collectible editions. So it's an 800 page 17 pound book of the last few years of my blog, almost no one has one but I wanted Anastasia to have so it's not on topics and relativistic physics. No, we put it in a mailing box to confuse people it was part of it's written in Polish and part of its Einstein on the spine. And I got this note from this guy. And here is a knife. I got this note from a guy and he says I received a package from you and I did not order it and I write back saying I buy that's $195 book you bought he said no it's not the book you sent me as in post and I was like did you open it and this is all by email so it's one a day oh my god and finally he gets back to say oh thanks hear you need more now you're like oh you can't

read Polish cut the tape. Anyway pleasure that he's you know when you have time please come on again I'm sure then for fun I'm sure people will enjoy actually having things they can

do all you have contributed so much to my family and our and our delight in in listening to you guys and it's actually just

shredded the box so anyway, says been cooking issues

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