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A Football Field of Fudge (feat. Joel Gargano)


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Hello and welcome to cookies to cookies just coming to you alive in radio network every Tuesday whenever and also Happy New Year everyone Happy New Year joined actually one of the last times and Stassi is going to be joining us because from California because she's headed back to our coasts pretty soon right just as you know. I thought you were coming back

yeah, it extended because my well we can talk about it later. Nice well I mean why would I go back and

you know that my business partner like doesn't even tell me like you know on air I hear ya know, all right, whatever

it happened last night. Happy no here.

We got John and his Connecticut. Booth, right. That's right. Yeah. And Matt in in Rhode Island hidey hole. Hi, Don. Hello. Hello. Yeah, yeah. Our undisclosed locations. I'm the only one who say exactly where I am Lori side. Come down to Grand Street. We'll fight I'm kidding. We won't.

I'm sure Joel say where he is too. He

just joined Oh, hey, longtime longtime friend of the show. Joe Gargano in here from Chester Connecticut. How're you doing?

I'm doing great. I'm actually holding Clinton right now.

Oh, wait, I thought you were in deep river your house.

We moved we we bought a house in Clinton because you no kidding off?

Is it because when you were in deep river and you went to Chester all the Chester people were making fun of Deep River constantly and so you're like, I can't leave there. We can't do it.

A lot of a lot of my staff grew up in Deep River. So they they're pretty they have some strong feelings about that argument.

So for those of you that don't know and don't care, like on the left side of the Connecticut River, which is it's not actually the I don't know. I always thought it was most important river in Connecticut, but Connecticut's got like three or four main rivers anyway Connecticut is one of them. And on the left side of it there's these little towns like really nice little towns one of which was Chester where I used to have a place and we're jewels restaurant is Granollers a restaurant and then just south as deep river and this town had these two towns have kind of a rivalry in the Chester people. Even though Chester's like also like a nice guy. It's not like, ritzy. It's just nice. You know what I mean? Like, like, it's like, it's kind of ideal for someone like me. It's not like, it's not like the Upper East Side. It's like if you divided New York into zones, where do you think Chester would be in New York City?

Where we're just to be well, I mean, you

In the Murray Hill

I would say probably didn't Westville

West Village and then and then that would make deep deep river then would be like the Bowery or something

Alphabet City maybe?

Yeah All right back when alphabet sitting back when you could still get murdered in Alphabet City. So anyway also congratulations on the relatively new one in your family there Joel

Thank you her name is Juan and she's she's she's an absolute gem.

Oh beautiful awesome great well it's all joy now before I get a couple of questions that we had we had by the way, so Joel is an expert in making both his own pasta and also in grinding flour fresh grinding, we had a couple of questions in so rather than me speculating and kind of like you know weaseling my way through these two questions that we had we figured we'll just have Joe long last game and then they you get the you get the answer from someone with some experience. And secondly, we wanted to check in and see how, what the what the kind of current COVID environment of businesses up there in Connecticut?

Well I'll start with the business stuff. So way back when way back when last March, everyone was kind of in freakout mode. So it took a little while for us to figure out what we were going to be so once we figured out that we can do some family style takeout stuff you know that that eventually worked out pretty good until we were able to reopen and do a parking lot restaurant which actually was was pretty great. And Connecticut at least where we are in Connecticut people are pretty respectful so that was that was kind of nice to see that people did the masks and didn't didn't complain that much. We had once a while you get a few one offs. You just want to park a little bit the host but but other than that, it's been pretty good.

That's the crew from Newington, Berlin and Newington came in

Yeah, they just they roll right on over with particular hats on their heads and st Karen thanks to our staff so

so just so you guys know like coastal Connecticut is an extension of the line between no offense to coastal Connecticut but it's an extension of the line between New York and Boston. All right. So like like that's who when people are like complaining about US East Coast elite people like like they're part of that whether they're blue collar or whatever, they're part of the thing that the rest of the country hates. Right that's us. But then like literally literally 35 minutes to 45 minutes north just above what's the Middletown line if you're going up the Connecticut River from the from the Long Island Sound right? It completely changes coastal. Coastal Connecticut's gone, you know what I mean? It's like, am I right about this job? What do you think

you're exactly right. And I'll kind of leave I'll leave no comment on that. But yeah, there's definitely goes into a different zone. Just a few miles north of justice. That is That is absolutely correct. So so the bet my

favorite place in Connecticut is right where the line is a place called Portland Connecticut, which is a real rundown like well, I shouldn't say it but it's a community that has seen better economic days it's across the river from Middletown right in it is the My Favorite waterpark ever brownstone Have you gone to brownstone Joe

here's a waterpark up there had no idea.

Oh my God wants this COVID is over. You gotta go to brownstone it is a brownstone quarry where they quarry you could guess brownstone and at some point I think in the 20s or 30s of the last century the it flooded and couldn't be and flooded because they build quarries next to rivers a lot so it's right on the other side of the Connecticut River from where Middletown where that old bridges and it flooded and no one knew what to do with it so at one point someone was like a let's open a water park and it is it is amazing water park it's got like I don't know how but there's like an amazing group of people everyone's fun. It's like you know like all different kinds of people all different kinds of ages you and the only and it's not like action park if you've seen if you ever heard of action Park in Vernon in New Jersey or seeing the recent documentary on it the most dangerous waterpark of all time where I actually went when I was a child you know everyone wears the vest everyone's fairly respectful but it's still kind of crazy like you can still jump off of a cliff in a quarry into into water amazing go go when when the world reopens. But anyway,

Hey, John, we should grab our speedos and go next weekend.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, I don't know. I don't know when they're going to open I was going to go this summer, but obviously not. You know what I mean? If any of you are from the area want to go the power move once people are allowed once people would ever be seen near water that someone else had been in the power move is to get a group together and rent one of the gazebo. There's gazebo is that like the entire place is decks and you walk out on these floating decks, and then you can kind of just do whatever you want you make a day of it right? And you can bring your own food. Don't bring liquor, I don't think but you think you can bring your own food and you rent this gazebo, and your crew then owns this gazebo for the day, you could just camp out. You spent a whole day there.

Wow, like the most bad suggestion I think I've ever heard you say,

hey, it's fantastic. Look, I don't know. It's just it's fun. For those of you that don't know, you're never gonna see me I wore a bathing suit to this place. I did still wear a shirt because, you know, I don't I don't show skin in public but like a they got me to wear a bathing and I was happy to be there. So for me to be happy to be at a place like this. I mean, that says a lot. And unlike Sesame Place, no offense, Philadelphia, this place does not smell like a poorly attended male gym locker. Right? You know, or like, you know, when you leave a towel and you wash the towel, and then you don't dry the towel. And then a week later you open the dryer and you're like, oh, that right Sesame Place. I'm not saying it smells like that. But it smells like that. You know what I'm saying? upsets me places a waterpark near Philadelphia. Anyway, I love Sesame Place. No offense. But

you know, that's not Yeah, that's not really coming across in that section.

What the lack of offense. The one negative thing I'll say about brownstone is this. That when you are approaching brownstone, you're like, Whoa, I don't think I'm gonna like this because because right next to it on the other side of the of the street, right on where the river is, are like a bunch of like, oil storage tanks. Because for those of you who've never been to Connecticut, much like New Jersey on the waterfront at some point in the 20th century, someone decided, hey, what if we took everything we had that was pure and beautiful, and surrounded it with petroleum? Right? And so like anywhere you go in Connecticut where there should be beautiful Well, except for where Anastasia is house. It's not that she's ever going to go back apparently, although I didn't know. But everywhere you go where they're

going back and clarify to everyone I'm going back it's just the idea of sitting in my house on the water by myself in the winter and then being out in the sun near my family is like, you know,

yeah, the choice seems pretty clear.

This ASEAN not now but tell me when we can tell the story of the of the windows.

Anyway, you can tell it. Yeah. And that's the other part of it. You can

Alright, well, let's finish this every single beautiful place in Connecticut. At some point someone has tried to ruin it with it with either a raised highway where they take 95 and like cut through all this beautiful stuff, or they put some sort of giant gasoline storage there. So you can kind of see when the wind changes direction at the brownstone, but once you're in the quarry, you don't smell it, but like when you're up top, you're like me. I mean, anyway, so business, you're saying they're being respectful but like what's happening now that attorney wintertime,

so Okay, so obviously, we had to close on our big parking lot, restaurant. So we put a few tables out front and most people don't want to sit outside we get a few people that don't mind do we have our little propane heater? You ever see these ones you can get them at Home Depot, they look like like Johnny Five from short circuit and have basically it's like two big eyes. And then this is a propane and just lights up, we just wheel them over to the table, right? And they can get their personal heater. They're like 50 bucks apiece,

but they're not the overhead, they're not the overhead umbrella infrareds

that that kind of money man.

Plus, those things are like twice the cost of what they used to you know what they're doing in New York City. Now, I don't even know how these are legal because they've New York City has converted outdoor dining back to indoor dining. So that the coolest setup I saw someone bought a bunch of those portable greenhouses and just stacked them one next to each other. Yeah, to keep the heat in. And so here's the thing, like, all of those people are indoor. And then the poor server has to show up and deal with a bunch of hopefully for the you know, bank accounts of everyone involved. Extremely liquored up. You know what I mean? Like people like spewing crap into the server's face, I still feel bad for the, for the servers. But that's

definitely something that has shown a lot of our industry and a couple of ways what we're capable of doing, obviously, we you're we're made to think on our feet. But on the other side of things financially, that you get a little more thrifty than then you think you can be, you know, I didn't think that we'd be offering the food that we're doing out in a parking lot on picnic tables, and people who will be throwing down upwards of, you know, $100 a person before, you know, service charge or gratuity or whatever. And they're happy to do it sitting on a picnic table, which is amazing to me. So that's the kind of community that we do have. We have the plus side and I know there's a lot of other restaurants in the state and great country that are doing a lot worse than we are so it's such great people to come support us through all this stuff. chemist but now that it's cold out, we have people inside. It's not the most popular thing, to be honest, you know, but our staff is really good and they take the utmost precautions. And if anyone gives any sassed, we give it right back into or kick them out. Funny story, we had a guy show up the other day, right before service started and wearing a body camera attached to a lanyard and started picking a fight with the hostess. And she's 16 years old, by the way, like a grown ass man picking a fight with a six year old hostess about putting a mask on. So we're like, okay, so this

body camera is just we can prove to all of his friends what a douchebag he is,

I'm pretty sure on it. This was like he was trying to collect content for his Facebook page or something. So it was our manager, Haley came over and squashed you pretty quick. And I just turned the corner as this was happening. And the funniest part about this was we had someone picking up a takeout order. While this was happening, and the bottom of the bag was wet, there was two quarts of marinara sauce in that bag that just hit the floor exploded all over the hook area while this guy is harassing our young hostess. So if you can imagine this moment of like, what was going on with you? It was but those those those things that happen are so few and far between that you know, when they do we're just kind of like, You're crazy. Just Just get out. So when we when that goes out, and we just we kick him out. So it's gonna be

a lot of fun cleaning up marinara sauce. And yeah, hopefully it was in a court not in glass. Yeah. Well, let me ask you a quick, why can't like you ever notice with core containers. And for those of you that, that

you notice they gotten worse? Yeah,

they are more brittle than they used to be used to be support containers. Like where we come from over here. Everyone uses core containers and they're not environmentally unfriendly because you use them 8 million times. And by the way, for any of you that order soup from people or whatever, and someone hands you a quart container, don't throw that away at home. You can use that thing forever. Right? The one caveat is that if you freezing them, they are extremely brittle. But recently the core container batches I've been getting have all been brittle even at room temperature.

You can't you know, when you got some kind of solid, you got to you got to squeeze gotta get a little squeezed to get it out. Yeah, you can't do the squeeze anymore. You get you get a little squeeze the whole thing shatters gameau Yeah, yeah. And

they separate in it. Like there's a disk line separation around the bottom that I've been cracking all the core containers, I don't get it. They're polypropylene they've nothing should happen to them, right? Like that, like, polypropylene is a great plastic for this. For this because a its lack lack of, you know, plasticizers the fact that it doesn't Leach. The fact that it can handle high temperature relatively high temperatures like like way past boiling, without degrading, like all of that, but they are in but suddenly they've these, I've just been so disappointed. I just recently

found we found one brand from from our one of our vendors trademark that you have to like, talk you have to like call call our sales rep and say give me this specific one. Or else they'll just pick whatever and send it right because they got a bunch of different brands, right, but no one seems to be of of the old style. So I can give it a solid squeeze. And it doesn't shatter.

I'll get that. I like that. I'll give you an example of this just happened to me last week. So DAX who's 15? Like, of course, we kind of like me actually fidgets constantly, right fidgets constantly. So we're at the dinner table. And he's taking I had a, you know, we so you don't just buy quartz, you buy quartz, you buy pints, and you buy some eight ounces, right? So that you can efficiently store things with different quantities. So I think I had an eight or a 16, you know, and I had this Greek yogurt in it. And that's kept on spinning the yogurt around on the table. And like DAX, nothing good can happen from spinning this. The only things that can happen are bad things right spillage, whatever. So he kept on doing it. And so finally I went whack and I hid the container down onto the table to stop it from spinning and shattered yogurt everywhere. Everywhere. Yeah, classic, classic restore as like I told you nothing good could happen. And so what happened is you piss your dad off. He hit the yogurt container down under the table. Now there's yogurt everywhere. See? See? So I was I was I have to look forward to Yeah, yeah. Well, you know. Okay, so these are the cooking questions, although a quart containers was relatively quick. Cooking related, cooking, tangential cooking adjacent. So I feel like we've gotten some cooking stuff in. Anastasia, remind us we'll talk windows at the end. Trevor, I have two questions for you. Trevor Driscoll wrote in and I was wondering about the virtues of fresh milling flowers for pastas. Have you experimented with milling your own grain? is for pasta dose? And does it generally have a similar impact as it does when you're baking bread chairs, Trevor and PS, we gave him some advice that the rice cooker was in fact, not a, what's it called just a superfluous luxury and that they would use it more and more. And he says, PS, the rice cooker has become a crowd favorite. And that purchase is no longer contentious. Well, I'm glad you're never going to read it. I've never met anyone who's like, I wish I didn't have this rice cook. I never use it crazy. Anyway. So you gotta you got an answer for me.

Sure. So, Trevor, well, we've we've done a bunch of different stuff. Restaurant grown ourselves with freshly milling grain was part of how we open it as part of the concept of the restaurant. So we went through a few different iterations. I think the the two camps that you're gonna fall into, and I'm assuming he's, he's the home cook, he's probably going to be making cheated or rolled pasta, not extruded, machined extruded pasta. So I'll go into the extruded stuff first just has a point of reference. But the problem you get into and it's not impossible. The problem you get into if you did 100%. freshly milled flour through an extruded Pasta Machine is that if it's not milled, finally enough, they'll get caught in the dies, and then you're having a big, big problem. So what we do is we actually sift out the brand and germ after the mill. And we just have a tabletop mill to Kumo tabletop mill, and we set it to as fine as possible, and pass it through and then sift out the the junkies and then we use that flour. To make our pasta dough. The hydrations do change, typically, you just touch more water, even if you're sifting. So you got the poacher ratios a little bit. But anyway, it is possible. The only problem you run into with using freshly milled flour is that your product if it sits as we call in the restaurant on amusing glass, if it sits for too long, it will start to oxidize the changes. In fact, we've noticed that gets gummy. So I would suggest if you are extruding

is that you think that's due to enzymatic action.

I don't really know. It could be I'm thinking it's like partially fermenting even maybe I don't really know. Because we're not at the restaurant, we're not freezing extruded pasta. So it just sits in the cooler until we use it. So you imagine you know, with your prep schedules, let's say you have enough positive for two days or three days sometimes, and you or you want to carry the weekend and see how it is on Tuesday. It has completely changed color and it gets dark brown. And it's really not that appetizing. So what we've done at the restaurant is actually much lower the amount of whole grain fresh into flour we put into and use mostly semolina. And we've adjusted this since we opened just because of that because the product was degrading so quickly. But

like when you did cook it though, right away Did you like so like, fresh milled wheat in bread just tastes different? I'm not saying it's better. I like it a lot. That's what I use now but it's just tastes different from AP flour in makes whole wheat flour that you buy seem like like some sort of like terrible bad joke that people are playing on you. Right? Like do you get any taste effects like that? And

definitely, it definitely tastes again, you know, like, I guess it depends, you know, what kind of flavor profile you're looking for pure semolina, just regular General Mills semolina has has almost nostalgic flavor to most people. It's delicious on its own right. And it's and it's kind of neutral to whatever preparation you're doing. Versus if you're going to freshly milled grain you know you're going to want that to be a predominant flavor and not just fill it with you know your your marinara sauce, or we're a like a like a basil pesto or something and you would make it home normal. So I would I would probably do different preparations if you are going to do that to highlight flavor the green now that's just extruded stuff but with freshly roll. Sorry she cheated pasta or roll pasta. Typically you're making a deal with eggs in it that you can get away with with whole grain without sifting the flour. But you are going to have just a little bit less playability I think with the Dell, definitely you have to up the hydration or the amount of egg you're putting in at the restaurant

and you don't regrind the brand even at a fine setting the brand is pretty big. If you're going fine on your rollers. It's going to cause tear out sometimes, right?

Correct. Yeah, and we've done that we just think because we actually at the restaurant we have another purpose for the brand and the germs so we we find other things to do with it we actually reloaded back into our bread. So let's say we're making a pasta dough, and we doubt the brand and the germ will take we call it the the fair one my my bigger cause if you think was scrapped or something, she had the trim of it and he takes it in and throws it back into the bread so it's it's had a purpose. but for the role pasta, that's a better bet for the freshly milled flour, I would suggest that but if you're not going to use it right away, put in the freezer. So we actually do this as practice at the restaurant. It does not degrade the quality in my opinion of ravioli and all that kind of stuff, because we're going through it in a day or two anyway, all it does is set the dose though it doesn't, you know, the moisture doesn't leak out of the filling, and yada yada. So actually, using fresh ammo flour helps the structure of the ravioli. So it actually for the dishes that we do actually helps. And we do this with right, so we add up to 10% of freshly milled random

Oh, that's crazy, right? So sticky. You don't have problems with it. Not at all. It actually

firms up the dough. So but again really isn't 10% and the rest of it is double zero. So that amount actually firms go up enough. You have to up the hydration again just just a tad. And we get a fantastic product out of that and you make great garganelli you know tackle a telly, fettuccine. yatta yatta all that stuff.

Now Nastasia you're not against fresh egg pastas and fresh ravioli. Right. Right. Yeah. Okay. But you know, you sure Joe knows by now that you're in general, you are a commercially produced dry pasta lover and have taken a stance against most fresh pastas. True,

right. Really? Yeah. Wow. I just really don't like them. And it feels like if you're gonna have a shape, other than like fettuccine with hollandaise sauce or something, it should be dry. Because when I eat shapes, it's just like a big mound of dough in your stomach. And I spent a lot of time in Italy and going back and forth. And it's like, I love dried pasta. I prefer

fortunately and brought up you know, you got new, you know, stuff.

Like I said stuff. Pasta is fine.

Yeah. It's not against things that she thinks are intended to be fresh, right? Yeah.

That is intended to be fresh. You can't do it any other way.

I see what you're saying.

Also, Anastasia, the way that I have received what you said, not just about this argument, but all arguments are like sometimes big companies do a great job. Let them do it. Yeah,

that's a good point. That's a really good point. And actually, they are gonna make a plug. We're opening up a drive off the company this year. So that's, that's a big, that's a big thing. We purchased the equipment, we have this gigantic pasta extruder from pasta does that we have gotten a drying cabinet. So that's, that's the real deal way to do it. Like as a possible desert grid. So it helped us kind of source all this stuff out,

I anxiously anticipate trying some of your wares. And if you can, I would love to hear because you mean associate won't give any proprietary information out obviously. But like, you know, if you talk to some of these old school, Italians, they're like the drying rate, the drying rate, but then they won't tell you what exactly the effect is or what they do, because everyone has their secrets, and they won't tell you. So I'm hoping that you know, maybe if you do some experiments on drying rate on these passes, that you can, you know, maybe tell us what's actually going on with this stuff. Maybe

it's I've never dried pasta commercially before we've done you know, sit by the window sill kind of thing. And that usually does not yield great results. So especially with extruded pasta and the low hydration, it's actually really difficult to do it. So the drying cabinets are pretty dialed in, there's cycles that goes through and it's like super hot, you know, it goes up to 130 degrees or something. I'll know once once I get the damn thing plugged in and figured out but it's sitting in a crate right now. Anyway, so that's kind of where we're going. And it's a good opportunity for us to try to transfer the style of pasta video with the restaurant and really see if it works with drying you know, and particularly using rice because we love using Ryan or pasta, it's in our bread, it's all the stuff. It's one of our favorite grains to do because when we when we do our toast on it the ground or so kind of flour instead of burning, you know, quote unquote burning the flour, we toast the whole grain and a cast iron pan until it's smells like you put Cheerios in the toaster oven. You know, I mean like it kind of does burn od kind of smell. We chill it and then pass it through the mill and you get a really fantastic flavorful product. So we're going to try to see how that translates into drying. It might not work. We don't know.

We'll find out well I again, I anxiously anticipate Now there's one more question for you. And before that, I'm going to like insert here looks like there's a lot of confusion. I think even people who know a lot about exactly what semolina is and doram and why you would use it so the Stasi expert on this from the you know all the pasta business As I draw you up, I'm going to insert something and then you can argue about what I say. So semolina, right is a grind, right? So it's a grind. And what it is, is it's got very few finds in it. In other words, like it's not supposed to have any dust or very little dust as possible, because you don't want to have a lot of dusty damaged starch because that stuff absorbs water like a mother, right? And so it's going to like make you have to have a higher hydration dough to make it machinable. Right. And so then, the other thing about Durham is, is that durum wheat, which is a wheat now not a grind, so you can have Durham flour, right, you don't have to just only get semolina out of it, you can make durum flour, right. But typically people are buying the semolina from Durham, Durham is a extremely hard wheat, right, but the gluten in it right is not such that it's going to stretch back as much as a could, you could also wit mill semolina from a regular like spring or winter hard wheat. But if you do that, you're going to get so much like shrink back on your stuff that you're not going to be able to kind of extrude properly you need you need it to hold together have enough protein to have good bite, but you don't want it to be snapping back, you don't want the the you know, the snapback that you would get in something where the where the gluten system was extremely stretchy, right. So this so that's why you want an extremely hard wheat. And by the way, the hardness of wheat. People associate it with high protein not true, it is a different protein, it's not the gluten protein that makes the grains hard. And they've done the research over the past 15 years, it's a different set of proteins that cause the, the wheat to be hard, but you want to be very hard, so that it shatters into these kind of large chunks. And then the or the not large, but these little semolina chunks which can then be formed into a relatively low hydration and also not you know, you can stretch it out but it doesn't snap back dough. And that is why Durham semolina is the Sinequan non of pasta flowers, would you both of you say that's relatively accurate,

accurate.

Alright, so the second question, pasta related question. And before I get to this, I had another question. Someone wants to start grinding more meat. I have the question here somewhere. Well, you have a Do you have any, any recommendations for you know, relatively inexpensive, like, you know, next level up from the KitchenAid meat grinder? That you know, maybe I don't know if like the Hobart is what everyone gets the fact that you know, the you know, the the Hobart that's about the size of a small ice cream machine. But is there one that's cheaper that works that you've tested, are

we there we go traditional hope are in fact, I think the cast iron thing that attaches to my 20 quart mixer is probably 30 years old, but it works great. Although I will I don't have a recommendation. But I will put in a formal complaint to KitchenAid that the food grinder attachment the blade and that thing is like basically a paperclip that they've melted down and to make it look like some sort of like knife that you're supposed to put in this thing is completely garbage. But you know what's really good for is that if you're going to make an emulsified style sausage, it actually does a good job at mashing the meat and the fat together. Because it's such a smear machine that does the opposite of what it's supposed to do. But if you're making emulsified sausage actually does actually do Okay,

nice. All right, Zack see put this chat room question in before mid pandemic, I was somehow able to convince my partner that an Arca Bellino AE x five now that people is like, if you live in a house or want a small pasta machine in a line on in a restaurant, right doesn't have a lot of output. But I've been jonesing for one of these things for years it mixes and then extrudes and you can get all kinds of cool dyes it is, as the British would say an awesome piece of kit anyway. A I was able to get the A x five as a critical tool to survive sheltering in place. It's been amazing. One thing I find challenging is that the only real recipes for extruded pasta are aimed at commercial slash industrial scale, where the main goal is to end up with dried pasta. So this is going back to our dried pasta question. Do you know and this since you have not yet been a dryer drill, you will know this? Do you know of any resources that have a recipe guidance for extruded fresh pastas? I want to better understand how things like different flowers, eggs, moisture, etc impact final product. And then a bonus question. I'll probably handle this one unless you're when you guys are welders. I have a tag of welding Oregon at my apartment because sometimes a man's got to take my roommate and I hypothesized that we could displace the air in an open bottle of wine with the Oregon to prevent oxidation. It didn't work. Should this theoretically work? Yes, it should. You're just not delivering it right. All right. Now back to the pasta question.

Oh, wow, sometimes the man's got a tick, I like that.

First, like when you run a TIG, there's a certain amount of air in the line. So if you have the argon thing, if you're actually using the torch, the TIG tip, right, you gotta run it for a little while, don't you, you want to make sure that you're not going to build a pressure on the bottle. Some of those early Oregon things cause the bottle to shatter. So you're going to want to run it for a while before you even do the injection and then you're going to want an in and an out and you want the out to be outside of the bottle and the end to be in the bottle so that it's trans transferring all this stuff up anyway, go ahead.

So yeah, so this is this is a been sort of only call an argument but something inside my head that knocks around a lot. Why extrude pasta that's supposed to be dried, and but then just go around and turn it fresh, because a texture change? Absolutely, I think it just completely different products. So when people come into our restaurant, they're like, Hey, this guy makes all of his own pasta, how cool. You know, they, they probably don't connect the two dots that if I if I purchase dried pasta, made with American semolina flour, it probably went through the exact same machine that I use probably just a bigger scale, but the process is exactly the same. So really, all it comes down to is the type of fires and the texture that you desire.

But the pressure on the big machines is a lot higher though, right? Like the screw pressures a lot higher.

Yeah, but that will also changes the temperature of the dough for which it extrudes and that changes the product. So for for what's this gentleman's name again, Zack see that are exact. So here's your master hydration to start with 31% So start with 31% water by weight of of your course or whatever of your sorry, of your semolina flour don't go down to the Durham road. So General General Mills, okay, classic standard for for for semolina in America does a great job, it's very consistent. Start with 31%. If you want to start to add in some, some imagine grains, or spelt or whatever, start with 5% Climb up to 10%, you got this little machine so you can have fun. So you can drive it, it does make a different texture. If you don't try it just cook cook it right away. So even if it's sat in the fridge for you know, two days, it'll generally keep around the same hydration, the cook time won't change that much. If you leave it out with with no cover, obviously, it'll dry out and then it'll change the cook time. But if you do decide to dry it, you can do that by the window sill method, you can put a small box fan on it, just you have to rotate the shapes around because if it's sitting or put on a rack, but you still have to shake them around, because whatever contact point it has, it's going to it's it's not going to it's going to stay wetter in that area. So the drying won't be even. But I would I would encourage them to experiment with both and see which one you like better, because you might like your dried, you know spaghetti or bucatini product that you're extruding but you might hate your rigatoni because the wall thickness is different or something like that. And that's something we run into the restaurant all the time is you know, how fast can we cook this? You know, because we're restaurant it's got to, we got to get the food out. So sometimes I choose shapes that have thinner wall thicknesses and pair them with with more popular editions. And if I don't like the texture of the completed dish, great start throw it out start over. But some pasta shapes do take a lot longer like okay, sorry, a is sometimes an eight minute Cook, even if you just extruded it fresh and didn't dry it. So I guess it really depends where where Mr. Zack wants to land with with what he likes. But I would encourage them the tribal,

what do you think about what do you think about anastasius comment on the Dominus of a lot of people's attempt at fresh passage? Otherwise, do you think it's just because they don't have a machine that can achieve a low enough hydration on extrusion? Because the user on flowers?

Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. So you know, back to your saying about the sort of elasticity plasticity of like semolina dose, you know, it just creates a different bite. And that's why I encourage people if you're going to extrude pasta, you can add non semolina flowers to it, but it will inherently make the dough more gummy, maybe sometimes softer. And some people like that they don't mind I think really, it's like shape dependent. I mean, there's so many shapes or dyes you can buy for your extruder but if you don't like the Dominus of it, perhaps maybe dry it a little bit. I don't like adding eggs at all to my extruded dose. I know there's people that do that. They'll kind of dose their semolina dose with egg yolk. I feel like they just do it just for for color. But I don't I don't prefer the texture that it kind of contributes to that. So I just I'm assembling real

real Ask the heads though. Hate soft pasta, right?

What do you mean salt? We wouldn't be doing this

task. Do you hate a soft pasta? Right? Right? But it's like,

going off of like Mark Ladner is training, you know, and he's pretty good at pasta.

But remember what I'm saying is is that you hate a pasta that doesn't have a texture when you bite into it. That's what I mean by kind of soft, right? I mean,

like the olden day.

You're just not happy except that you're not going to get that. That's all.

Yeah, well in the end, but the problem is right that when you go harder when you when you try to go lower hydration with your technique is that doesn't match up to it. It's you. I guess you can make it harder, but then the outside gets, like almost boiled dumpling looking, right? Yeah,

yeah. Well, again, I think if you're using let's say for example, you want to make a sheet of dough. It's got eggs in it, and you do that. You know, you pull out the measuring company get you know, crappy all purpose flour, throw in three eggs and mix it around and then you pass it. I think that makes terrible pasta dough. It just it's not the right flour. The if there's too much egg white in it, I think and it makes it makes it to like a wrong type of firmness. That almost like souffles a little bit when you cook it.

Yeah. puffs. Well, this this, like the damage, like the damage starch and the fines and all that are going to inflate. And you're going to get like that. You know?

So that's why they're heavier in the end. Yep. I think that's the better way to do it. And

you don't want your pasta.

No, wait.

I love that.

So what we do, we actually sheet our, our pastas, even if we make garganelli, or any of that, but that are non stuffed, we sheet them as thin as possible. We go is before it breaks, they're extremely fragile. That's why we make them and throw them in the freezer immediately. So that we can portion them. But the cook items like like under 90 seconds, and we can put in like whatever feeling you want. And it basically thaws out in that 90 seconds. Never curdles like you do with the cheese or any of that and never curdles in there and the texture on the pasta is like amazing, it's super, super silky and soft and doesn't have that any like bit of like odd firmness to it that that you get sometimes with those whole egg style does. What the one that I don't like and I still can't really comprehend is freshly sheeted Kitara, which is used that it looks like a guitar, right? It's a bunch of strings across the board, you have to make a really thick kind of dough or surrealist sort of like thickness before you pass it through to get this like square cut shape. By the time you've cooked that thing. It is like a brick in your stomach. So everyone really wrap my head around why you would do that? Why not just shoot a thinner and make you know a spaghetti style of guitar that's a little bit fitter. It just might be a regional or

that's an old home cooking technique. People used to have the date string across the board and they do it. Did anyone ever do that industrially? I mean, they do. I guess but I mean, do you know I'm saying I mean, you did? We did. Right?

Yeah, I mean, I think it's think about it monitor, pass it through a die. I mean, you're gonna get a different texture because you're literally forcing it through an auger and it's gonna heat up a little bit. But I don't know, I would prefer if that dough was a firmer semolina style dough, not a egg dough. Because again, it's like you're biting into like a like a really hard souffle. Flour lump. You know what I mean?

You're really selling it there. The hard hard souffle flour. What do you got, Matt?

Courtney BST asks in the chat, can you dry fresh pasta in a dehydrator, I have one at home and would love to give handmade dried pasta away as gifts.

Yeah, you can. I've done it, it does not work great. The problem is, I think that unless you say your dehydrator super low, I still think the fan is like too much. So maybe if you'd like vented a corner of the dehydrator and kind of let a little more air out and my work. I've done probably eight to 10 tests doing this. I've had zero great results. I think you're better off doing an ambient temperature, it just takes longer. So just leave it out. On the counter. Make sure it's not you know, you're not in like, I don't know, like like a human part of the country. Or if you are make sure the air conditioner is on and it's not you know, just a bunch of moisture in your in your kitchen. Or so it'll take longer and I would flip the pasta often moving around.

Yeah, but you need a certain look. You need a low enough humidity to do it though. You need a low humidity.

Yeah, yeah. Why? Again, I have a lot more to learn about about drying pasta, but it's almost like if you dry it too fast. It just cracks and it's it's useless. It'll look fine. It'll actually look kind of cool. You're like oh, look at this thing. If I put it in a box and slap a label on it, it will look professional, but by the time you go to cook it, your noodles just the crack they fall apart.

People always tell me my noodle cracks. I Um, so also like I said earlier that you know, I've somehow lost my touch on gnocchi and you you wrote and you want to get some quick gnocchi tips while I have you on her?

Absolutely yeah, I did. Have you tested it yet? No, no, no, I've

been working on a bunch of other last night I was working on my favorite burger Lloyd the patty melt as my new thoughts on Patty melting.

Dave. I'm gonna before I get to my gnocchi, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you add something for every single year. My wife and I as a Christmas decorate tree decorating tradition. We make your patty melt. Oh, man, the high tech one. No, no, the one he made on you did like eater video like 10 years. Yeah. Nice. I make it I make it every year. She loves it. That's delicious. Right? Delicious. What was the one you put like a ketchup pocket or something?

That was well, so the original Patty melt I did was just the way that I would do it if I was going to do the best job I could do. And then I made it and eat it was like no, no, no, we came to you because we wanted something kind of like just wacky, something stupid. I was like, alright. And so I was like, what if I? What? Because by the way, like I have in general on my burgers. I'm a mayonnaise and other kind of put on Patty melt? The answer is ketchup. Like there isn't really a different answer. So if you don't like ketchup, maybe Patty melts aren't for you. Because the answer to what goes on a patty melt is ketchup. So it's like, can I put tomatoes on it? No, no, no, no. What you do is you eat so Patty malt for those of you that don't know is rye bread. Right? You can go seedless or you can go not seedless, but like like New York, like Jewish deli style rye bread, then you can change the cheese a little bit with Swiss, some Swiss some M and fall style thing I like rear whatever. That right then like like really well sauteed onions and a burger and it should end up like like a grilled cheese or like a grilled cheese. So like the taste of this with some ketchup is great. Anyway, so I did one where I low tempted and all this other stuff. You know, it's delicious, but, but the one I was working on yesterday was like I was trying to go even kind of lower. So I was I was uh, I was doing something closer to a smash burger on the burger so that the burger was like small but still all the way across the ride and ended up good. I also switched my technology from butter on the grilled cheese part of it to mayonnaise and I think over mayonnaise date last night, so it got a little bit a little bit too greasy. Anyway, I digress. So eater was like X not crazy enough. So then I did reverse alginate which typically I don't use these techniques, but I did a reverse alginate ketchup Puck, which I then molded inside of a which I then molded inside of a burger and then lo tempt the burger, then like Flash sear to remember I fried it or flash sear the burger off put it inside of the pre grilled, which is still a good idea by the way of doing a pre grilled cheese thing to your patty mouth separating it and put the burger in between the bread that's already been pressed flat with the grilled cheese and the onions is still a smart move anyway, do that. And then when you cut it at the table and open it the ketchup self sauces itself out so it's a nice trick but I don't think anyone's ever going to do that in the real life. That's just because and then either for as mad as they got at me for not going crazy enough on the first one they posted BOTH Yeah, anyway, good time, but the potty mouth is. I'm not gonna say it's a hamburger, but it's my favorite burger Lloyd

for your toast because I don't remember do you? Do you pre butter the bread and then put on the griddle or do you butter the griddle

so the issue with if you're a butter grilled cheese and I'm saying in all honesty, I'm becoming a convert to the mayonnaise like side of the the dark side of this because you know my whole life I've been a butter guy. And there is room for for a little bit of change. But I butter I butter the surface on the first piece of bread and then put it down. The problem is when you flip it, it's hard to get the butter all the way under the second piece. And you know that when I was a kid making them you would just cut little pieces of butter and put them all around and they would kind of capillary wick in but you'd always have little dry spots, you know, over your bread, which is not what you want. Right? So I mean I'm kind of thinking maybe butter on one side and mayonnaise on the other might be the the answer answer. But I mean obviously nothing simpler than just spreading some mayonnaise on and putting it down. I've never have I done maybe I can't remember for the video because it'd be French culinary butter was free. And I could just keep a bunch of melted stuff around. I might have done the brush on have melted butter, but I wouldn't recommend that for home just because it's kind of too wasteful for home people you know?

Yeah, that's an extra step. You know, I just say if you're if you're the type of person that leads your butter outs off into like 24/7, which you should, but it's an easy schmear.

I can't tell you something so like so Booker goes through an unconscionable amount of butter just to give you an idea, like the lifestyle waffles that I make. I did some calculations I think they're roughly a third of a stick of butter. I don't know there's something ridiculous in the leash waffles. It's like a pound of butter for 13. Anyway, it's crazy amount of butter in it. Booker then adds like a half stick of butter to the leash waffle in all the cramps. So he's, he saw I lied when I said He only eats sushi and candy. He also you know, Elvis style consumes, you know, like sticks of butter at a time and still has an unhealthy low BMI. Body weight anyway.

is a growing young man he deserves but yeah, I mean,

like, I'm not against, obviously, I'm not against the butter. But here's another little thing he has about it is that he doesn't like soft butter. So like I had one of those butter closes, where it doesn't go rancid where you store it, and it it puts the butter under the surface of water when it's being stored without getting it wet so that you don't get oxygen and so it doesn't go rancid on you. And he's like, butter should be hard to add. I'm like, No, you're wrong. He's like, Yeah, I don't care what you think that's the way I want it. So now no butter can be tempered in this house or Booker won't use it.

Do you just hide some like in another room? You can't do that?

I guess I don't know. But like, again, like I mean, I have more butter in my fridge at any one moment than most people who aren't cooking professionally at this point. Like you know, I once I go below three pounds in butter reserves and strategic butter reserves. I start getting nervous. You don't I mean, same with eggs. Like if I don't have at least two dozen fresh eggs in my fridge at any one time I start like eating you know, feeling like something bad is gonna happen to me. And that's not a pandemic thing. That's just the way I cook. But yeah, I guess I could spare a stick.

Just to keep like underneath your bed.

You know, but sometime sometime around five or six, maybe more. Maybe maybe like even longer now. I switched from being a butter on my bread guy to an olive oil on my bread guy.

That's also good. Dude. I like when you've been on a restaurant. Did you find it strange that we serve butter and in our with our bread in our Italian restaurant?

No, I didn't remember that. I didn't register it. Do you do

both? No, we just served the cultured butter because we do the butter is delicious. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it makes total sense. I just I've always had this like internal fear that one day, some super Italian guy is gonna walk into my, to my kitchen and shoot me in the face for serving butter with bread. And and if I'm sure but

most of that generation is dead, so you don't need to worry about it. Good point. Good point. So Ali died like a year ago. So you're good.

So the the gnocchi was was a bit of a bit of an interesting thing we want to do at the restaurant. So I prefer the potato gnocchi, not the density of lumpy Flowerbomb dokie. So we go the alcohol the Marco Kenora method, which is it's russet potato, and double zero flour, and salt. And that's it. So we we did this method, I've made it 1001 times sometimes you get inconsistent potatoes, blah, blah, blah, or you're not you're not doing it right. So you just you turn into a chef on the situation, you start weighing everything and that's the only way to do it. So you weigh the milled potato so they take off X amount of potatoes, we have a ratio we follow and we make sure just we cook the hell out of the potato like you're gonna make big potatoes for dinner at home, cook them an extra half an hour, like just leave them in the oven and then scoop out the guts out of it. The most important part is that you have to be ready so you have to have all of your everything kind of like that your flour out all this kind of stuff that salt out you have to have your water boiling ready to go or else you're going to be in trouble as soon as the dough cools down and gets gummy and if you work the gnocchi dough while it's gummy, it gets more gummy after you cook it. So what we do is we pass the potato through a food mill you can actually do this with a potato ricer at home it's not an issue

so they can't handheld potato racers and potato ricer attachments for for stick blenders. Sounds stupid are great. are great. Go ahead.

What is this attaches to stick blender.

Yeah, there's a stick blender rice attachment. It well it goes in the opposite direction. So it's got like a little food mill like like wings. You push it down and it forces it up through the ricer. But it's real quick. And you know, you get those like those like like mumbling chestnut like like streams of things coming out of the top of them. You do a couple of hits into it. So you're not over processing it and it's fast and don't have to clean it out. Because I hate food mills. It's a tool that only Europeans I think have no one in the United States makes enough potatoes for this to be an issue. And so they're very hard to find. But I have a couple but yeah,

so we found at the restaurant because that's what we do. We want everything to work on the pickup. So we We made a little discovery if we add just a very small amount of cornstarch to to the dough when we add the flour portion because we sipped it over so there's no lumps. The very small amount of cornstarch makes all the difference in holding the stability of the gnocchi so it doesn't fall apart because the idea is you want as little flower as possible to hold it together. But you also don't want it to, you know, become a total mess in the boil. So after you you get called out to make an Okie shapes, you can probably watch 20 videos on the internet I've had a roll the gnocchi, and then we boil them in salted water for about two to three minutes depending on the size of it. And then we shock them which sets the starch so you boil them and shock them which sounds counterintuitive because you're like hey, I want to eat these gnocchi now but you have to shock them because it sets the starch and then we portion them do whatever the restaurant order comes in. We heat up our sauce of choice whatever that is could be a butter glaze could be cheesy sauce could be you know tomato based marinara whatever. Catchy Pepe style is very popular for Nokia in the restaurant. So we do this and they you just heat them up in the sauce don't reboil them. Let me do that step saver just put it right into the sauce he ended up together the sauce liaise a little fan their cheese whatever and serve it needed in a great they also were good as as like after you Blanche shock them to make a sort of a gnocchi casserole. That works really good. We do that for holiday stuff. We did this this past year. We made like a truffled sort of Mornay Basha mela saw spawn Duta and then put the Blanche gnocchi in there. So I gave him instructions baking in the oven for X amount of time. And it's like this cheesy like potato gnocchi pie worked really good.

Right now How hard are the potatoes when you're scooping them?

Super hard? You gotta burn your hands Yeah, so

what poor sap does that job nothing is crappier than pulling an oven out of pulling a potato out of the oven and then having to get the flesh out of it right now. Food it?

Yeah, just got to be ready. That like double triple glove up. Got to spend a couple cents on gloves right all the while

I did some tests on peeling, peeling wrapping and baking potatoes but I don't have anything conclusive yet.

But it wouldn't just dry out on the empty exterior anyway,

not when I if you wrap it right I'm working on I'm working on it. Now let me ask you this. Since you clearly have a lot of potato skins lying around Do you have a good potato skin recipe because most of our garbage they come out either leathery they're not crispy. I haven't gotten the the true like you know Simplot style. You know pre you know TGI Fridays Potato Potato Peel recipe down you got something for me.

Now we either throw them out or snack on them with a little bit of salt maybe long olive oil in the morning. It's a good Nokia's done in the morning. Right so so the first thing to do would come in and so it's it's a good breakfast, so we just eat them or throw them out. So no, I don't I don't have a potato skin thing. But most of the time they're like, it's like a like an oil mop in your in your deep fryer. It's kind of I know,

I know. And they're never as crunchy as I want. How the heck do the pros do it? Someone out there let me know how they're done.

Who's a pro at potato skins? You're saying like TGI Fridays?

Yeah. But they don't make them like Simplot or like someone you know someone in ConAgra makes those things for them. Right? So because that's what they're doing. So I mean, I just don't know how they do it. I've never had good this is also I know a lot of people out there like to make their French fries with the skins on. I don't really understand that because I've never had the skin of a potato that I have worked with get as crunchy as the non skinned side.

But it's the flavor so you know what I think? What's his name? Heston Blumenthal that I see you if you're going to do a blanch of water blanch on your fries, put the skins inside of a sachet and put them into the water and almost make like a potato skin stock and then pull them out and plant your plant your french fries?

I mean I have infused flavors into things when I'm boiling with the French for I don't know I don't know. Right now I'm working on I'm working on the potato chip as my Anastasia sent me her favorite West Coast potato chips you want to call it the brand new Sasha

I don't have them here are you have them Where do you want to call out?

I can't because they're they're up in a thing. I'd have to go leave that. I don't know. We'll talk about it next time but like Mr. Garcia doesn't mind a dark chip. She likes a hard and not hard in a bad way. Sometimes hard means bad in fried goods but like crunchy. She likes a crunchy A F like and doesn't mind it dark so like kettle style, crunchy, thick chin.

Kind of bird you could tell when they're kind of kind of burnt?

I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah. Listen against the Cape Cod ship that's like the gold standard. Cape Cod's

are relatively blonde. I think they must be putting a vacuum on that on that thing. I to getting them blunt we know we used to when we didn't want things to cover up, we would just hit them with acid beforehand, right? But in the current tests that I've been running, like I would put like six different potato chips out. And DAX Jen, my wife Jen always went for the ones that she she doesn't like a greasy potato chip. She is not afraid of consuming infinite amounts of fat, right? She'll guzzle the oil does, that's not the problem. She doesn't like greasy chips, right? And I'm making, I'm emphasizing the XID emphasize, you know why she doesn't like greasy. Dax. Interestingly, because I wouldn't have pegged him for this is interested in maximum potato flavor. So the like OG kettle style, which are fundamentally just shipped directly into the fryer, he always prefers those, even though they're darker in general, because he says they have the most potato flavor, which is something I haven't thought about before versus all of my blanch ones, you know, but I think the average person is not going to make a potato stock to do their, their blanching with but you know, maybe

there's anyone on this call do you guys wipe your hand while you chips on your shirt? Or pants? Or do you grab a napkin like, like, a light person?

Okay, so the shirt is always a bad call, because people can see your shirt.

Yeah. But do you do like instinctively like, it's just the closest thing to wipe your hands up.

Now I just leave my hand what I actually do like when I'm testing in the real life, what I get is I'll eat my hands will be filthy. I'll hold it in the air. And then I'll walk over to the sink used to flip pedals and wash it off. Okay, well, cool. Pedals are nice. I'm going to do a thing eventually, on foot pedals, I have to do something on foot pedals. Because they're awesome.

And then the company that you use for all the parts will change on you and they won't sell the parts anymore.

I know. I know. Well, John, speaking of it, do you have the information on the new company that you're recommending to replace Mark power I haven't had the the heart to call any different company and actually run through all the part numbers to see what the Change Overs are. But

well, so when I spoke to my parents and started the company yesterday, they recommended master marketing some low su n l o w but I'm not quite sure if it's at all we need to look into it a little more.

So depressing. I love if TNS brass goes out. And by the way, here's something I'm gonna say about buying equipment once once we know people are starting restaurants again, and you're buying equipment, or even at home, maybe a mill you know, commercial faucets are different from something else from from home ones in some ways. Every contractor I don't understand this. I don't understand whether contractors get paid off by crappy faucet manufacturers or what but you're paying so much money. Right? And they're always going to recommend that you get a cheaper faucet. Oh is cheaper angle stops cheaper faucets, right? And the truth is, is that TNS brass, who's you know far from ever giving me anything they you know, as a company like they've always been kind of a little bit of jerky because they won't deal with humans directly. TNS brass is phenomenally expensive. If you pay retail, there is no reason to pay retail for TNS bras. And you often don't as especially as a cook when you're you know, because you have a lot of other things to worry about. But if you just go online on eBay, or anywhere else, you can get TNS bras, not like at half off, you can usually get a third of retail, right and then just hand it to your contractor and be like install this because the I'm not gonna say anything bad about Fischer or any of the other crappy faucets crown, the ones that they other people try to sell you. But they will work fine for six months and you'll be like see there's no problem. And then they will start to break other people's foot pedals they'll start to break the faucets won't shut off, right? Because the people that you hire to work in your restaurant are going to be burned tall on that faucet. So like a high quality faucet that you can depend on and whose parts are easily changed is a blessing. I don't know. What do you think? What do you think about high quality faucets? I

mean definitely. The problem that I see especially within restaurants because I'm going to bring it up all the time is that if you buy it there's someone there to break it literally literally within probably 14 seconds of that item arriving someone's gonna bring it no matter what

like like a real TNS brass. If you can afford to wait and look on eBay and get one there's so Robo if you've ever used like real, like the really nice chrome really thick TS brass faucet stuff and they're the real spray arms. They are so Robo. Yes, they'll still get broken but it's going to take instead of 30 seconds it'll take like a minute and a half and you can Like, you can replace the parts they're serviceable. And for God's sakes get your contractor to screw that dang faucet down firmly. Because once once things start spinning and they're not firm anymore than people brutalize it as it hits the beginning and the end, another thing go quarter turn. And I know I've said this on annual stops a million times a million times. But if you if you have, like, if you if you have valves on your faucets that are multi turn, people will go will have them at both both ends, which is going to very quickly ruin your valve and those those ones strip out a lot faster. Right.

So if you get a totally agree, yeah, it's terrible. Quarter turn all the way

or quarter turn, quarter turn. And you know, if I'm gonna say something that's a little counterintuitive, I like the wrist handle ones because they're just less filthy but it is true. You know, they're easy to gorilla. You could put a lot of force on a quarter on a quarter turn with a wrist handled but it I find it superior from the sanitary. Maybe I'll do a video on at some point. Yeah.

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We gotta go pretty soon. But Devin asked for a clarifying question. He said yes. For Joel when he said pasta dryers 130 degrees do you mean Fahrenheit or Celsius?

What Oh, I was I was referring to what someone told me because I haven't tested my gigantic pasta dryer yet. But it goes up to 130 Fahrenheit that's around I think we're it caps out for the initial and then like it cools down for the rest of the drying. But it has to go through like I don't know if it's like trying to like flash off a bunch of moisture that's on the pasta. And it just has to evacuate really fast. I'm not really sure behind the science behind that because I'm just diving into it now. But if you're gonna use a dehydrator at home, I would certainly go as low as possible. Yeah, the other kind of, like, you know, it's a it's a nice tempered day, you know, it's mild out, try to mimic that sort of climate or the dehydrator.

Look, there's another there's another issue, right that like that needs to be addressed on a dehydrator. Temperature is not if air temperature is not a valid way to measure this stuff, you need to know the relative humidity so that's going to be the difference between the wet bulb and the dry bulb temperature and no small home. dehydrator Excalibur style has a way to measure the relative humidity. So if you're at 130 degrees Fahrenheit, and you're you know, and 100% humidity, right, so let's say Louisiana, right? Like that is going to be a much different experience for the pasta than being at 122. Let's say 120 Something that could happen in Malaysia, although it doesn't that's not that hot but versus 122 In Phoenix, as you know at like 8% Humidity it Your past is going to experience something very, very different from a drying standpoint. So the temperature we're talking about especially low temperature drying, specifying temperature as separate from your humidity isn't going to give you anything reproducible. Does that make sense? You know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, I don't know why people don't. I don't know why no one's cracked the thing where they deal with both, especially because at the low temperatures in which you're dehydrating, it's relatively trivial to at least tell you what the number is, might not be relatively trivial to control it. But it's relatively trivial for you to know what what the number is. And since Devon did right in, I'm assuming this is Devin Patel. This dasya it's late. But Devon wanted Phil bravo to sing dreaming of a white Christmas think we can get that next year? No. One, I don't think we'll do it. No, I

already asked him when I saw that question come in now. And he

said, No. Well, we have a year to work on him. And also Devon would like Jackie molecules to know, right when he's going about spending the on wine on a date, the amount or price of wine purchase is an investment. So a cheap bottle is like one night and 50 bottles is like a marriage proposal status. But I don't really know what that means. And if you're investing Devin in a nice wine so that you can get someone thinking that you are good, that could be an investment that lasts a lifetime. Right? Right, I don't know. And they also wanted to say and maybe any of you have experienced here, Devin is making a lacto fermented or was making a lacto. Fermented mustard, and was wondering about the other spices like onion, paprika, celery seed, put it in before the ferment, or after the ferment, or both. I would if you had if you're going to do this on an ongoing basis, I would definitely do an A B test I would do a little before and a little after. And see whether or not there's a fundamental difference most pickling recipes, have you put the stuff in before. And I think a lot of that might be that a lot of the old school pickling recipes are based on some of the anti microbial or anti bad microbial effects that a lot of these spices have. But you know, if you're not worried about that, I don't really know whether anyone has done the, you know, the the kind of overarching study of what it tastes like when you add it before versus what you add after. And you also said that you noted that when you were cooking soup, and you added vinegar to it, that the acidity from the vinegar went away but acidity and other things doesn't just make perfect sense to me because vinegar is, as we know, one of the very few volatile organic cooking acids. That makes sense. Anyone anyone since

I prefer cooking on acid more than cooking with acid.

Oh my God, have you done that?

No. But in my in my dreams, I feel like it would. It would it would be a lot more fun these days.

I've never taken any sort of hallucinogen. But I just don't think I would react well.

I don't know. So maybe we can we all just trip together and see what happens. I mean, it might be a fun experiment.

I don't know. I've never tried it. And the Stasi is not interested in hallucinogens. Right? Are you are I can't remember? No,

no, we're supposed to have a lot of work to your brain or something.

And and I just don't know that I would, I wouldn't I don't know that I would come back from it. But are we are we mentioning so one of the reasons he starts he doesn't want to come back right now to this side of the country is that in one of these major storms we had because her house is right on the sound and the sound, the Long Island Sound is a relatively protected body of water. So having your house on the sound is a lot different from having it on the Atlantic Ocean where you can get like, where you get pummeled on the regular right? No one expects that their house is right on the sound is going to get obliterated and yet somehow some wind kicked up in one of these like, you know, Cyclone situations over here that we had. And it was the blizzard two weeks ago. White White, just like labouchere And so all of your stuff, right? Yeah,

broke the windows. And now with all the windows or the windows facing the sound are boarded up. So my friend went there yesterday. And she was like, Yeah, it's pretty depressing in here with the Windows boarded and they can't fix them until it gets hot there. So I don't know when that

is. Why are they grounded in with cement? Yeah.

And so I was like, well, maybe I should spend a couple more weeks here because I don't know looking at boarded up windows. Inside alone would be super sad.

Why do you you know why do you think that we deserve anything more than that?

No, I consider that Dave. I knew that you would. You would want me there but I everyone's telling me there's no point.

And are you allowed to tell about the dream in which I was unreasonable?

Yeah, last two nights ago, I dreamt that day made made me make a football size. Feel of fudge. And he walked away to take something take care of his family. Some

family said my dog was who was causing problems. I had to go. No, it was something family really,

it was definitely something like your kids, your dogs. And the fudge seized up before I can make it all the way around the football field to stir it. So all the nuts had just stayed on one side of the thing. And then Dave came back and was like, the hell like you're supposed to start the entire thing and all this and I woke up like frantically like, oh my god, I really have that up. And then I called Dave and told him and literally, his response was, Well, why didn't you think of another solution to like, make sure that the nets were spread more like as if it

were a real?

I played right into and I was like, I felt like I would have disappointed her. If I didn't play. I was like this. Here's what I said exactly like this. dasya. Listen, if you didn't think it was going to work. You knew we were making a football field of fudge. You knew we were doing this. You saw me show up. You saw the ingredients go into the football field. If you didn't think it was gonna work. Why didn't you say something? Then? Why do you wait?

Yeah, but then I was like, Why did you run off to go take care of that you should have gotten a whole five minutes,

you couldn't just stir the fudge for five minutes, five minutes. You ruin the whole football field? Five minutes.

So that's what it's like, even in dreams.

Normally, I recommend against sharing dreams with other people because they tend to be like boring and nonsensical than you think. But for you guys, I recommend not sharing because it leads to actual arguments. That's amazing.

Yeah. All right. So on the way out, since we have some chefs and other people, shift Joanna, you know, listener away I says, and sometimes into the chat room, which we always appreciate. Can Dave please comment on ceramic knives? Yay. Or Nay? They make me nervous. I have like some petty some pairings that they make me nervous because I always feel like I can't resharpen them like when stuff happens to them. I broken the tip off of one. But Wiley loves them while he has a slicer he uses sometimes he loves us the ceramics for the price to slice ratio. What do you think you'll

I don't I don't keep things that are too precious or fragile. In fact, I probably 10 years ago, I stopped spending money on fancy naps because I just I don't I don't take good care of them. I have a really good amount of utility knives and some Korean style stuff that I've held on to over the years and I buy the the ones that are a little bit less expensive. And then when I'm done with them, I just buy no one because they're like 7080 bucks. After two or three years, I get another one. But the ceramic knives. I had one bad experience when I was a young cook, and I lived off my knuckle with it. So I pretty much decided at that point that I don't ever want to be near whatever again. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Hey, here's something else interesting. You know, I don't know whether any, if anyone's heard this show, like a lot of them. When I do talk about knife sharpening, I always mentioned my dislike for the asymmetrical sharpening sharpening that some Japanese Western knives have where they'll have a different angle on one side of the blade than the other. I either prefer completely symmetrical old school European, or completely traditional chisel chisel grind on that they have, you know, in Japanese knives. And Wiley was like, Well, you know, if you just take some time, the first time you use it and just keep going on one side of a Japanese Western, you can turn a Japanese Western into a chisel grind, because they're so thin. It's actually not that hard to do it. And so he's been all of his Japanese Western thin ones are are sharpened chisel grind, which

were 9010 from a 7030.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And so and I think he's even. The only issue with Japanese Western is is that like if you want to go a true zero on the flat side, you need to it needs to be concave on the bottom so that the so that the spine edge and then the blade edge can rest and really take it off. So most people do do a very slight relief on the backside just because their knives aren't like concave enough to sharpen like a true chisel chisel. But I look I think anyone who I like no and deal with a lot who's kind of opinions who don't take opinions from other people without like actually thinking about themselves. None of them really love the asymmetrical grinds. They're just because I'll tell you this, there's kind of like people who buy very sharp knives, but then don't want to take the time to sharpen them. Anything that gets in your way of sharpening is bad. So if you have a sharpening system that is too complicated for you to use on a regular basis, then I would rather you use something that makes your knife slightly less sharp. Right, but that you could do on the regular because the overall the integral of sharpness over time will be a much larger number. If you can, like on a regular keep it relatively sharp, then if you take it up to some high level of sharpness once a year, and so like you know I do, I would say, you know, a nice that I use a lot I almost, you know, weekly I'll touch about but I'm not talking professionally I'm talking home use, you know what I mean? Our weekly hit them up or so sometimes the carbon ones that sharpen really well, but are a pain in the butt because they rust. I'll sharpen them every time I use them, right? So I'll just sharpen them every time I use them because it's not that hard. So getting a knife that's easy to sharpen and getting a sharpening regime that you can actually tolerate that you can live with. That's fast and livable is more important, I think, than getting the ultimate sharpness out of a knife. I don't know. It's my

health advice those good? Yeah, but don't you agree with

me though, like like, like I have some of these super fancy sharpeners, but it's like a half hour thing. I gotta set up the base. I got to do the soaking, I get set the angles, I got the differently, usually with the guides and all this other stuff. And

I don't like knives that are that are too sharp, because they were put to find an edge on it. It does that thing where it sticks into the cutting board.

Yeah, yeah. Also, I think a lot of people when they when they they sharpen, they get too sharp. Remember, there's absolute sharpness. And then there's like, how good are you for the angles that you choose? I don't go hyper hyper narrow on my angles. I prefer a slightly stronger edge. So you know if you're going to if you're using one of these super modern steels, and you're going to a very very, very small angle on the bottom of the blade. Yeah, I mean, a, that sharpness isn't going to get maintained that long and be you're going to stick although I do like it when my traditional carbon Japanese ones, I take them to that level of sharpness where it's just like stupid sharp, where like, it'll cut you if you look at it wrong. I mean, I do like that, you know what I mean? Anyways, my, my, my feelings on on sharpening. Alright, well, Joel, thanks for coming on and answering some pasta questions. And so I know we have a lot of questions for next week, but hopefully they're ones that I can answer without having to pull in experts. So maybe we'll we'll just rip through some next week. John, John Anastasio tried to keep me keep me on track

maybe. Yep, we can do that. All

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