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The Bernie Madoff of Food


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Hello and welcome to cooking issues this is Dave Arnold host of cookies just going to lie on the heritage Radio Network every Tuesday you know whenever we want to but basically around noon time right basically around and I'm here in the Lower East Side of Manhattan we got Anastasia in Cancun How you doing this Tasha great you don't even I don't even she's just as you know hammer Lopez I used to introduce you like I think better you know

yes but then you scratch my hammer abilities

squash squash or anything abilities man she's least we got we're Connecticut heavy today we got John in in Connecticut. How you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. And Matt in his up there in Rhode Island so we're full on Swamp Yankee right now. Yeah, but again, unless you're unless you're doing a pre spring 55 gallon drum tire fire with a handle of Jack Morgan along one of our many rivers along the coast here you're not a really a true slump Yankee you know I'm saying yeah, I witnessed that person. They are something they are something okay. Oh, before I start anything you guys didn't do anything anything good food or not food related in the past week anything?

No.

Trying to do like a brace lamb pasta dish that didn't work out the way I wanted to. But

what didn't work was that so? In other words, had you braise the lamb and you were using it as the leftover or did you braise the lamb specifically for doing this and were you do Especially like, what,

specifically for doing this, I don't know. I wanted to like take the idea of a roasted leg of lamb and kind of like make it graze so I did a lot of garlic, anchovies. deglaze with some white wine and some vegetable stock through lamb shanks in there and raised them and took them out, reduce a little bit. thicken up the sauce and add more garlic and anchovies and like wine, parsley, and radicchio. I don't know, it's just like, just, it's just missing something. Need to figure it out?

Did the radicchio make it bitter or was it decent? Do you have the good stuff?

Was the good stuff? It wasn't overly better? kind of been around for?

Yeah, I mean, the Stasi remember the French Culinary Institute when they had like the radicchio Consorcio come in, and they had all of the like, really super fancy stuff that they brought in. I was like, Oh, this is pretty good. Because like, I'm, you know, I had been used to the the garbage stuff that you get starting in the 80s. At some point, we were like, in the US on the East Coast, right? We were like lettuce was iceberg, right? And then all of a sudden, people were like, Oh, if you were gonna be fancy, you got romaine, and then all of a sudden in the 80s, they brought out radicchio, and they were always the tiny, they've been around forever little, like purple. Like they look like mini cabbages, and they were just bitter and kind of useless and expensive. Remember these? Anyone remember what I'm talking

about? I don't really know.

So like radicchio was like a thing that everybody wanted? Because it sounded fancy and looked fancy. Right? But it just wasn't very good. So I've never really liked it. But do you remember when the Consorcio came and brought all the super fancy stuff? So yeah, that stuff was good and good. Like, you know, lightly, lightly sauteed lightly cooked down. Can't believe none of you remember the garbage radicchio? I've hated it my whole life as a thing, just because I was exposed as a child to garbage versions of it. Anyway. It is good. So what was it missing? You had it sounds like you had a lot of stuff. You had salty stuff. You had a mommy stuff? Did the? How much anchovy? Did you add to the anchovy? Take it in a weird direction that you didn't want or what? No, not at all? Like, I

don't know. It's just it just it was just like missing a backbone of flavor. I don't know. Maybe I could have reduced the braising liquid some more. So it was more concentrated. I was just I don't know, like, lacking a punch. No, say no. Is there no tomato in there?

Maybe maybe like a little paint little paste. Little paste up in that piece.

There was a little paste on the veg sock. Yeah, still not enough. So back to the drawing boards.

Okay. I've been experimenting. So next week, by the way and get your get your questions in now. This is your one shot giving you a full week. Well, not really. Because, you know, this is probably going to when is this going to go up? Matt? Like Friday?

It'll probably be maybe tomorrow morning.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. So if you hear this before next week, I we've gotten a bunch of questions in about the a nova combi oven, right their home combi oven, which is I think like $600. And you can have like all of the it does the SU V that does everything, the steam and all this. So people have asked me a lot of questions about it. And I've never been able to answer those questions because I've never used one but I have one I'm testing now. And we have Scott Hyman Nygaard is going to be on from a nova. Next week, he's going to be our guest. And we're going to talk about the oven. So if you have any questions you want to answer about it. Preferably send them to me early early, because then John can get them to me and I can maybe do some testing because to be honest, I see these questions usually a day before the the you know, like actually the morning of the show. And so you know if there's something that you like, want me that's going to that is you know, interesting enough to test actually test. Let me know earlier, right, John? Yes. Yeah.

Here's anything food related. Did you hear that Mr. Potato Head is dropping the mister.

What is he now? Well, it's

not gender inclusive. Is his wife okay with this? No. So she is also dropping the missus?

So, okay, so hold on second. So now there's just Potato Heads.

Yeah. And Hasbro people are upset that Hasbro sounds like he wants them to people want them to drop the bro. Are you making that fart rail? Right now reading this

actual AP or AP AP dot onion dotnet This is all so it's not Hasbro anymore. It's more

who is the brand of toy now called anthropomorphized potato.

Yeah,

well hold has been Bro. Like that? Yeah. Or is it more like Hasbro? Yeah, like that like yo Hasbro Do you I Hasbro bro like that that's what they were in

the American Girl doll is now selling a boy doll I don't know how they're gonna

Oh, first of all was Hasbro formed by the has brothers?

I don't know I don't know I don't know adding this

to has and has not brothers see people this is what actually is going through anastasis mind she's like I'm not listening to anything about an oven. I'm gonna read the AP news wire coming in.

I wanted to bring in some stuff so I brought some

potatoes it's not actually foodstuff although I will say that Mr. Potato, the Mr. Potato Head is a very big cocktail concept, the Mr. Potato Head concept of cocktails. It's a it's a you know, plugging up the Mr. Potatohead was, I mean, everyone's done it forever. But I think it was Phil Ward who coined it as a method of cocktail invention where basically, you know, you take the structure and you just pop stuff off and on to change and and make up different cocktails. So you know, a margarita minus lime plus, you know, yuzu Mr. Potatohead. That was the theory of cocktail construction.

And you drink out of a Mr. Potato Head.

No hole full of holes. Yeah, yeah. No.

Right parts. Ahead.

I don't know if you I don't know if you know this, but you work with someone who's not only a trained MFA sculptor, but also a product designer. With 3d printing capability. I can I can seal up, we could take a stock, let's just create a potato head. Yeah, what so what I would recommend, what I recommend, is you actually leave that I always remind because remember, you open their butt. And they crapped their body out like a sea cucumber, and then you like put all their stuff on their face, right? So if I was going to do this, what I would do is I would make away the secret when, if anyone else does, so isn't what I would do, what we will do is I will construct a a potato head, like almost like a Capri Sun pouch that sits inside of the potato head body. So then you don't have to worry about washing it and you can still as you're drinking, like reconfigure it. So it comes it sits you reconfigure it, and when you put the straw will drill a hole through its forehead, and you can and you can drink it through that

one garnish with an apple head.

Oh my god potato on Apple on. And I want you to know, we were way ahead of the curve because we've never gendered our apple heads. No, yeah. Yeah, way ahead of the curve wavy ahead of the curve.

Just wore hats, which they weren't gendered. Yeah.

It depends on the hat. No, I mean, like my Easter bonnet, when I wear that I'm making a gender statement.

None of them were

able to come up with your last full bar concept in 12 minutes, because this was pretty good. You guys.

My original so like, you know, look, I have contests that I'll never

do. Yeah, french fries, tater tots says oh my god.

And we'll call it like Ken will play only Cannibal Corpse because we're eating potato heads with the bars. So it's, I don't actually listen to Cannibal Corpse. But I mean, the idea that like, you know, if the the waiters are, the servers are dressed as potatoes, maybe that's too much. Maybe Maybe Maybe people are dressed like people. Right? And then like, well, what if we like what if we have them in like completely, like genderless Slenderman outfits so that everyone looks like they could be plug and play? You know what I'm saying? Like everyone looks blank. You want everything to be blank? Except for the potato heads.

You want them to shine? Yeah, yeah,

yeah. configured. That's taking a little too far though. I don't think people are gonna want to where and when DAX went as that I first of all, I don't even know where that Slenderman thing comes from. But DAX went as it wants his Halloween and it's super creepy looking. What is it in the reality? What is the Slender Man? What is there like a

kid teens novel series.

I think it is Dax. Dax went out as one year and he was he was it was fundamentally a body sock that went over his whole body and then he put like an outfit over the body sock and he just looked intensely creepy, like faceless. humanoids are creepy. You know what I'm saying? Like super creepy.

The internet says it is a fictional supernatural character that originated as a creepy pasta internet meme that created by something awful for muse or Erik Knudsen in 2009.

There we go. Okay. All right. All right. Uh Yeah put that in a time capsule Yep. When chance

chats like talking about you know actual food stuff and if you want

yeah give me give me give me some they can't stand this crap

well they would also like you to know that apparently this whole Hasbro thing just stems from them deciding to put I think both Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head in the same box but anyway whatever.

I believe that I believe that although they sell 8 million let me tell you something about people out there people if you've never made a product before when when you're only making a couple of products, you don't want to have a bunch of different like skews SK use right because you have to pay for all these different boxes. But it's actually the opposite if you are a big company because then you flood the zone to sell more. So it's like the Doritos in food right? Let's go back to food for a minute right? In food. You like why is it that they make 8000 Doritos? Why is it that they make 950,000 different varieties of Lay's potato chips Oreos? And the answer is when you go into a store and you see the same Oreo that you've seen your whole life, right? You may or may not pick it up. If you're not a regular Oreo buyer, you probably like Oreos, but you're probably not going to pick it up. But if you go when and it's like double birthday St. Patrick's blah, blah, blah Oreos, and it's a different package. You're like, oh, there's different Oreos, and it makes you buy more Oreos in general, regardless of whether you buy the special one. So in over the past 2015 really the past eight years, but like it's been starting maybe 20 years now in the making, companies have just increased the number of SK use, they put in a particular lineup. Because adding things to a lineup makes the entire lineups sell more, even if the really little niche ones don't sell that many, right. So they're not actually competing with each other, they're increasing their entire brand. And so the idea that you're trying to save money on a box, when really you're just flooding the zone with potato head stuff. The question is really, it might not be an issue if, if you're only going to one place for your potato head style things right, then it doesn't really matter. Right? But it's kind of like Pac Man Miss Pac Man, they have a rivalry someone might get both. So why would no one's gonna buy two potato heads if there's no difference between the Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head? But if there's two maybe they get two maybe they compete maybe you get one for one kid and one for the other. So I don't know. I don't think they're actually saving money. I think it's a different thing. I

can confirm that this works on the food side because we are occasional Oreo buyers. And Kate saw that there was a lady gaga package of Oreos, and she's like, wonder what's up with that? Bottom. They're real bad. They're just very colorful, thrown away and why they don't taste as good.

Taste is good. My mind,

man I don't remember anymore. And I was like this is not enjoyable and then you're left being like, I still would like an Oreo. So the next time you're at a grocery store, you're more likely to pick up the actual Oreos that tastes normal.

Or listen, I want some Lady Gaga Oreos. I want to know what's not pleasurable about the Lady Gaga Oreos because I like almost everything Lady Gaga does. Right? By the way they ever catch the person that shot her dog walker? Don't know. That was some random stuff.

That was weird. All right, chat question about vegetables, okay. Alfa Romeo and Juliet asked. I've learned that my partner prefers crunchy vegetables to softer ones. What would your go to crunchy vegetable recipe be? Yes, I've roasted everything and love to fry but would love any ideas and inspiration that the cooking issues team has? Thanks as always, and then there's two follow ups. Do you want to hear the follow ups first? I don't know. You tell me holding trout responds and this is this is very cooking issues old and drought response. Your question isn't directed at me but you can soak the veggies in a calcium hydroxide solution. Honestly, I think almost adding calcium bath would help you can also use something like NOVA shape to reinforce the pectin calcium crosslinking with certain vegetables with us can also be Listen

Listen, listen. Listen, calcium hydroxide is a is interesting. And I've written about this on the blog, by the way. So calcium hydroxide, calcium crosslinks and makes things stay firmer longer. And, but basic things and basic things make things stay greener, but make them break down actually faster and make the pectin break down faster. So calcium hydroxide is interesting in that it, it kind of has a it. It kind of pushes both ways. If you want stuff to get soft, make it basic. If you want stuff to stay crunchy, make it acidic. So acid plus calcium even though the calcium is not going to be which was the solubility go enter some calcium like calcium chloride plus acid is going to keep stuff real crunchy but the real problem is is that as any real French person will tell you and John as our as our closest to French here, you know Bill chic like French lover right? Is that the French don't understand our obsession with vegetables that are undercooked Am I correct? Yeah, so and the old school French cooks at at the FCI were always like, NO NO MAN No man No, because like people would like, you know, undercooked their veg because here every one was like you want your vegetables to be out then you're like, No, you want it to be cooked but not much, right? And the whole idea of being like the cook them the French way is to is to do that. Now. That said it is my firm belief that you should eat the vegetables however now you liked them. But what you haven't specified is how crunchy your partner likes these vegetables. Does your partner actually like raw vegetables is what I'm asking. Right? So it's like certain vegetables your partner might want the the texture of raw, but without the raw taste. And that can be done with like a relatively high temperature blanch that doesn't boil it or cook the pectin down right. So like they might hate for instance, if they're like me, they don't like the raw starch taste in a pea shoot, right? But if you if you lightly blanch a pea shoot in shock, it's still crunchy but it loses that raw taste all of a sudden I like it right. If your partner actually wants raw, raw tasting vegetables, but you're sick of your classic crudity, I say why not try a banda Kouta because Ben your calendars are delicious. So you get yourself some anchovies. You get yourself some butter, some garlic, some oil, you make it into a little into a little hot base. You make it it's a bath, it's warm. You dip your stuff into it. That's delicious. And then you can also have some bread with it and dip it and it's delicious. You guys like Manukau to anyone here anyone here Bandy. Kata fan. Yep, yep. Yeah, yeah. However, I think I don't know whether I've told this story. I've told the story with Miley about van Dijk out on the air. Probably no, no, not recently. Not recently, not in the last 100 episodes. So yeah, he's alright. So I've said this many times. Like I became friends with Wiley do Frane the chef and donut untrue Pinilla me because I say entrepreneur like that. Because whenever any one time anyone says they're an entrepreneur, my assumption is they're one step away from being homeless. You know what I'm saying? It's like entrepreneur is not like something that, like, if you have a business, you have a business, if you're an entrepreneur, it means you can't tell me what your business is. So either you're doing something illegal, you're in porn, or you're or you're you don't really have a business so you with me on this Anastasia? You don't you have a different feeling about? No,

I don't think see it like.

Yeah, so you think entrepreneurs a valid thing to say that somebody is? If you say somebody is like a food entrepreneur, that makes more sense, but if they just say on true, what do you do an entrepreneur? Like, what does that mean? You You're on the street selling singles? Like what like, what is like, what is it? Like? What? What is entrepreneur? You know what I'm saying? Like, why aren't you being more specific?

Yeah, with that, who says that? Like I don't I haven't run into anyone who just calls themselves an entrepreneur.

It's a very, like New York City streets thing. You know what I mean? It's like, I What, what do you do? I don't know, what do you do like that? You know what I mean? A entrepreneur. He's either with the mob or something. You know what I mean? It's like, it's the same thing as saying, what do you do import export? That means you're a criminal, right? Anyone who says they're Import Export, and they don't tell you what they're importing and exporting? Criminal, right.

Joanna would like to throw a multilevel marketing into the entrepreneur mix.

Oh, yeah. Right, which is criminal, right. So they're basically they're doing something they're doing something well, should be criminal Ponzi schemes, some sort of Ponzi scheme. This happened with Booker and DAX DAX got into some sort of pyramid scheme. And thankfully for him, he was at the base of the pyramid, so he didn't get messed up with it. And Booker was like, it's a scam. It's a scam and taxes. Like it's not a scam. It's one of those things where like, everybody gets five bucks for getting somebody to get into the system. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, No, you know, your brother, you know, usually he yells at you for the wrong reason, but you know, Booker's 100% Correct. You This is a pyramid scheme. He's like, but I made my money. I was like, Yeah, but the math proves that within a couple of cycles. There's more more people. You need more people than there are people on the earth to pay everyone $5 He's like, Man, I got my money. So he didn't learn the lesson.

So I'm saying early is what he learned.

Yeah, I don't want my I don't want DAX. I mean, like, I don't want DAX to. Because here's the problem with pyramid schemes and Ponzi schemes. And by the way, we wouldn't we get accused of Anastasia Bernie Madoff a food

you were called the Bernie Madoff

with food. Yeah, because we were because we were, we were two and a half months late delivering Sears halls to people with the first Kickstarter, two and a half months late on a product that we made from scratch that no one has ever made before two and a half months late. You're the Bernie made awful food. So I was like, the trick is, is that when people start their pyramids and Ponzi ease and all these schemes, is it no one wants to get out when the getting's good. You know what I mean? That's why they end up getting hosed. And first of all, it's unethical. Oh, that's not we're talking about what were you talking about?

There was a food question

roasting while we crisp, crisp vegetables.

All right. All right. So anyway, banya Kouta. So, while he was that's what it was entrepreneur, Wiley was had WD 50 At the time, and he wanted to go out with Miley, my sister in law, who runs the Food Network magazine, and started it runs it. And so they were having their first date. And they came over to my house. And she had a really nice dress on because they were coming over to our house just for a drink and then they were gonna go out. And I was like, I made a banyan powder. And so I had like this, like, I had like these little cast iron, like awesome little cast iron thingamajigs and it was full of the hot, hot, anchovy grease and, and a plate of like crudities and I fumbled and dumped the entire thing on her dress. I just dumped an entire container of like, hot, hot, stinking curries on her dress. Yeah. And they have two kids now. Yeah, blessing, blessings upon you. Yeah. Which brings me up. Anytime when you're at somebody's house. We're sorry. Maybe someday someone can come over to your house again, let's just assume that within a couple of months, people are allowed to come to your house again, wherever you are. Something that in, in my family and my stepfather side of my family that they always did that I loved. Is it related to you know, spilling bandicoot or over over Miley was I've never made it again since then, by the way, so I haven't made Vanja Kouta because it's like, you know, traumatic for me. So like, I haven't made it in probably 15 years or something like this. So anyway, so. So my stepfather's Father, you're the butcher. I've talked about him on the show, we'd sit at this long table on a Sunday at the house. And at the end of the meal. He would always pour some red wine onto the tablecloth and kill it. So that like no one had to worry, and everyone knew it was going to happen. So no one had to worry about whether or not they were going to mess up the tablecloth so they just took that off the table. I always thought was a nice gesture. It went through a lot of tablecloth so I only do it if somebody spills something on the tablecloth I will immediately spill something on my own tablecloth just so that they don't feel bad but I always thought was a nice gesture. Anyone else have that have that customer in their house?

That's a nice thing to do. Yeah, it's a nice thing to do but like if you don't have a washing machine like it's just you know

it's more it's more for like later in your life if you're in that situation where you know you're the it's your house you have the tablecloth and you just want to make everyone feel welcome you know I'm saying but I tell you what it really takes it takes a load off your mind especially if you have people who aren't like your normal people there and they're all nervous about like you know you getting bent at them anyway. Any more chat food questions there Matt?

No, well other than scheffau chimed in to suggest spiral or the use of spiralized veg instead of chopped says

nothing goes nothing goes but as soon as you cook a spiralized veg the things cooked Are you saying I leave it raw so that you can eat unpalatable veg? Can I make a plea for cooking kale Please, can I please just make a plea for cooking kale. The Kale was not invented there look like all of these kind of like greens and brassica stuff are all extremely closely related different cultivars of relatively similar stuff, right? There have been for generations people have raised greens that tasted good before they're cooked. Why if you're gonna eat one raw, why don't you eat one of those raw if I never have raw kale again, I'm fine because you know what I really like raw cut up as crunchy cabbage. Cabbage is delicious, raw uncooked, almost any kind of cabbage I would rather have than almost any kind of raw kale. Now cooked kale is delicious. But

think of all the vitamins and nutrients in the raw kale. So healthy for you All right. No, I know.

Yeah. Come on, man. I mean, look, here's another one for you. Like spinach, right? Like, I know that a lot of you eat raw spinach. Oh,

no, no, no, no. In California, there is some spinach that tastes really good raw like amazing.

miniaturized. Smaller. Yeah, but not many tries. Not to tiny one that hasn't. So it's it. Okay. Let me ask you this. Has it gone from being roughly coin shaped to being frilly? Yeah. So it's still coin shaped? Yeah. Right. So that mean, obviously, you can't eat the raw spinach. Once it turns into a filth machine. It's all frilly and long, right? Yeah. But you're saying you're saying they have these varieties. And you're saying that this this finish that you got in California, you would choose as a raw green over other raw greens?

Yes, I would buy it every like Pat, like so much of it every week and give it to people too, because they were like, This is amazing.

I would love to try that in the same way that like, you know, you're at the time boyfriend when you and I were working. You and I were slaving away? And you know inside was going well, we're the Stasi and I got our respective others a free trip to Japan. That's

not true. If you gave we got three tickets. Me, you and you gave us a Gen Mark paid his.

Yeah, and I paid taxes. But they got to stay in the best hotel in Tokyo for free. And they got all the food in the hotel for free. That's a free trip the trip? Yeah, how much more the trip was than than the airline tickets. Yeah. And remember, I got we got more than that number of tickets because I flew coach the entire way. But like, anyway, that's why keep using the word free. Hey, you show up in Tokyo and you get to stay in the Park Hyatt for free, that's free. You get that you get the use of their of their concierge, and they get you anything in the hotel, including all the restaurant stuff that's free. Like literally like taking a poo in that hotel probably cost more than the airline ticket over there. Okay, especially when you're flying deep coach, which is what we did. Like I was sandwiched in somebody's overhead bin as I was flying over there for the 14 hours. All right. So let's just put it that way. So they're getting to chill in the hotel. They're getting their spa time, Anastasia and I are working. And he goes to what he says is the best sushi experience of his life and has as the dessert raw eggplant. And Nastasia and I are like, what? And then he's like, yeah, yeah, raw eggplant. So apparently in Japan, they have and I've never been able to find it. I've never eaten it. There is some variety of a plant that an ad will know that this was an 80 year old this that's something that someone that's can buy it, slice it and put it on a plate and you're going to eat it as your fruit course after after dinner as your dessert in a sushi restaurant and enjoy it. And he said it was like the best thing ever. And I've never had it and I'm still jealous to this day. Like you know, eight years later, I'm still jealous. Yeah, you know, Aren't you jealous to us?

I do wonder. Yeah,

yeah. And so like you know, now you have me wondering about this like magic spinach. That's like I feel bad for anyone that's never had like, like what I the best tomatoes that I've ever had that I can get almost every year but if you're not in New York, you can have it so like you can have a good tomato maybe but you can't have the one that I'm telling you about. You don't even know if I'm a liar. I'm not it's delicious tomato but I mean, what are you going to know? Same way with the with the eggplant. I gotta try that eggplant. Anyway, so I would like to try your spinach but in general I think spinach should be cooked because what I hate is the squeak hate the squeak What do you guys think of the squeak?

Do you not like cheese hurts?

I love I love a squeaky cheese curd. Okay, right? I don't want a squeaky green because it's first of all a squeaky cheese curd. There's something nice about it right? was like a grain is like it's like what am I why am I chewing on neoprene? What is this? You don't I mean? It's just unpleasant. I just don't like it. And yeah, I don't like it. I love Coke spinner. So how the hell did we get onto that? All right, Matt, you're gonna let me know if there's anything else we need to address in the chat room Correct?

Yeah, sure. After I confirms it's been it's film on two teeth as the worst but yeah, you're good. We're good here.

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here. What else I hate though, how about this when you're cooking spinach? This used to happen so many times. At the French culinary it's French culinary. They used to have a final and then you know they would have outside judges come in and judge the students but they'd always have one or two people from the school also judged the students final so sometimes I would do it and aside from you know people not salting before they send it out hate that is when they would run out of time and they wouldn't squeeze the spinach before they before they did the first the final dressing and put it on the plate and it gets that disgusting black liquid flowing out of it you know I'm talking about though John, thanks thanks so much for piping up. So you just you cook spinach and you throw it in the colander you shock it you train it you pull it out but you don't squeeze it then you think you can just put your your your whatever salt dressing whatever and put it on your plate and you're good to go if you don't squeeze the spinach it sits there and bleeds gross to filth. Anyway I hate that gross filth what's your favorite way to have cooked spinach?

Yes you like it in the pan with nothing else and cook it down

so you don't like cream in it? Nope knows I assume you salt and pepper

salted after Yeah,

no snow spices no alliums at all. Nope. Wow. Okay, plain Jane. What about you John? What's your favorite Spanish? I

like Korean Spanish a lot but also playing with like garlic and chili flakes.

God and Matt

get on John's train there

I always add like not to make it sweet. So like my standard veg cook in general by the way. Not really was special I do was finish is salt, salt, pepper, salt, pepper, sugar, a little bit of sugar. Not to not to make it sweet. But just to glaze it a little bit so like typically when I'm doing veg, like carrots like Brussels I blanch beforehand like so big big veg I blanch beforehand and then pan it small veg I don't but yeah, it's always it's always salt, pepper, a little bit of sugar, sometimes spice and then you know depending on whether I'm doing Allium but for plain veggies, just salt, pepper and sugar, I think a little bit of sugar always, always helps and then a little bit of moisture and then you cover it with a lid and you take it until it's almost done lifted, let the rest of the stuff evaporate off open so it doesn't over steam and then jiggle it until it gets the nice coating on the outside. That's my standard pan veg anyways. And with Spanish I like to add a little cream to it cuz I like a little creamy spinach. So if I'm going to do spinach and I'm going to make it right away I'll do it maybe the way Anastasia said because if I'm going to add an extra liquid to it to cream I don't have to do it but if I'm going to do it for a bigger setting or if I'm going to do an advance, I will boil it and salted water shock it squeeze it so it stays green. And then I can add the flavoring to it that answer the question on spinach and then non spinach veg. Yes, okay. Mark wrote in via email a couple of salt questions Firstly, to salting after cooking diffuse through meat the same way as raw meat. Well when you saw raw meat, right While the meat is cooking, there's a faster transport in and out right so the the So I would say, first of all, also the meat is a higher has a higher moisture content when it's raw. And it's also kind of more open, it hasn't contracted down. So I would say salting meat after it cooks is going to cause less penetration, much less penetration than salting it beforehand. But I mean, again, like salting beforehand, it's it's complicated, it's much more complicated in that second, assaulting vegetables do anything similar. I'm thinking salt diffusing through the veg also having an impact on the proteins and said veg, a lot salting vegetables beforehand depends a lot on the vegetables. So if you want salt to have a big effect on some vegetables, you need to cut them a lot of vegetables have or bruised them, a lot of vegetables have very thick kind of coatings on them, like waxy cuticles on them. And so if you salt them without cutting them, really not a lot happens, right? At least not right away. So you need to wait a while for that to happen. Whereas if you cut them, then you know the salt can get in there and and really kind of affect it quickly. And you know, one of the biggest things that salting does is is osmotically dehydrate things. So you can think about egg plants. So it's not really you're not really affecting the the proteins aren't that important in vegetables, right? Maybe they are, but they're not right. But what's important in vegetables is the pectin structure, and also the moisture content. So like, and the salt that you're using there doesn't really affect the texture of the of the pectin that much at the levels that you're using things like we were talking before, calcium really would or the pH right. So adding acidity to something will affect the texture of a cooked vegetable. So, but salt will dehydrate it. So like when you're cutting an eggplant, you cut an eggplant, you salt it, and that is going to osmotically dehydrated, it's going to draw out that kind of gross liquid or if you're making cabbage and you're going to do coleslaw, or whatever, you slice it. You salt it, you let it rest for a couple of hours and it gets a lot of the moisture out. And that way your coleslaw that you dress and it's fine to table isn't going to turn into a weepy week for the next day. If you want to have the coleslaw the next day you're a monster. If you make a coleslaw today for tomorrow and you don't pre salt your cabbage before you do because it's going to turn into a watery mess that happened any of you guys ever? No, I don't think so. Do you Have you ever made coleslaw and served it in a day? You ever made coleslaw for tomorrow?

No. No.

Guys are no help today. You can at least pretend to people like it's a show. Pretend. Acting for life. I don't ever want to I don't want

Am I playing a character right now? What's my backstory?

Your backstory is you're a swamp Yankee from Rhode Island. I can do that. Yeah. No, I don't want anyone to lie but I mean Geez lease, you know, it's like I'm getting nothing for you guys. It's like It's like getting nothing. Throwing them off getting nothing back. Have a girl wrote in so wait. So happy girl is that like getting an epidural and they're happy about it? You think that's what that name is?

That's their last name. No.

Handle is happy girl. Like they're happy to get an epidural, which I think most people are. I think most people if they need an epidural are happy to get it. That has been you know, I've never had one but that's been my experience with other people getting them that they're quite happy to get them. So happy to roll writes in about quicks tamale so many years ago, like 2010 or something. I did a blog post on Nick's normalization, which is the technique where going back to calcium hydroxide, where you take calcium hydroxide, and you you par Cook, typically corn, and then you let it sit for a while and the calcium hydroxide breaks down the skin on the corn makes a little bit softer. You then grind that into masa. And so that's the massive and if you don't have the calcium hydroxide, if you don't do the externalization then it's just cornmeal. It doesn't taste like masa. It doesn't work like masa. It won't make a tortilla the way masa does. Anyway, so one of the things that I did, and I don't know if I was first but you know, the first person I ever saw do it put that way, doing alternate, like non traditional, kind of like European grain stuff with that techniques. I was doing a lot of right back in the day and ride tortillas right and externalize tortillas are delicious, but they're a real pain in the butt so I tend not to do them that that often. And I also experimented with trying to do quick, you know quick Nick's normalization, which is where you do it in a in a pressure cooker and and see whether you can kind of get rid of either the soaking step, or you know, part of the cooking step just to make it happen faster because it soaks for a long time, but I didn't have very good results. So the question is, I saw that you tried pressure cooking blue corn in the next Amol. But wondered, and the reason we did blue corn was because we had a 50 pound sack of it. Right. But wondering if you tried regular yellow dent corn? No, I didn't. I the only one I tried was the one that I posted on the blog. And I didn't like the idea enough to try it with the yellow. There's not that much difference really between the mean there's a difference in the color actually, you know, obviously in different varieties, different flavors, but there's I don't think there's that much. There wasn't that much of a difference between the yellow corn and the blue corn we had in terms of their textures. What I would say is that it's a lot of people only really have access to popcorn. And popcorn is hard to externalize, because it's real hard and maybe pressure, Nixon realization pressure cooking decriminalisation, if you want to try something that might work and be fun, try, I would try maybe next analyzing popcorn in a pressure cooker because that might take away some of the things that make popcorn is such a pain in the butt to work with when you're doing an externalization. So anyway, take that, take that one and try it or don't. Warren Johnson wrote in via Instagram. So back at the ask, he wants to know what was the recipe for the shagbark hickory syrup that we used existing conditions for the Macintosh Plus cocktail, which by the way, I always hated that name because I get it's an apple joke, but I don't really like the Macintosh as an apple. I think it's a trash can apple. Not a Macintosh fan. Like last season last apple season, I went out and I picked one off of a tree. And I was like, It's fine. It's a standard Apple kind of flavor. But I would never ever I don't even know why they named the the computer after that. Like, would you ever if someone's if you're on your deathbed, and someone was like, call out an apple and you can have this one life last bite of an apple before you die? Would anyone on this earth choose a Macintosh? No. No, no. Trash can. It's trash. It's worthless. I mean, it's better than a delicious, right? It's, you know, Red Delicious. Red Delicious is a filth machine, but especially the way that they are now anyway. What was the recipe for the shagbark hickory, and any suggestions on how to approach recreating or substituting this at home? Well, I wouldn't try to recreate it, I would force I mean substituted, I would just recreate it first, you got to find yourself a shagbark hickory tree. They're one of the most easily recognized trees in the winter that you can get. Because, you know, if you just Google shagbark hickory tree, and like look at the pictures of the bark and look around in your neighborhood until you see that kind of bark, then you've I beat it right? It's not there are no look alikes that are going to mess with you. It's just that's what there is. Now, another thing that you might not know, if you don't know where the Shagbark hickories are around you and they're located, I don't know if they have them on the West Coast, or whether people have planted them on the west coast. But they're there all the way through at least Ohio. And I think all the way through an upper sections through Wisconsin, I don't know how far south they I know they go they probably go all the way south. I don't know whether they go through the plains states anyway. So you can there's lots of applications now where people have geotagged trees. And so you can go and find the trees in your neighborhood on a map on your phone, very useful for foragers out there. So anyway, find one and then just peel the outside bark off you're not hurting it don't peel so much off that you're getting to the inner part. Just take the stuff it's going to slough off anyway. Wash it just to get the you know, the outer you know, dust and whatnot and bugs and all that kind of stuff. I've wash it, break it into small pieces. You know, when I say small, though, I don't know, like, inch and a half long, something like this. And then so it's still a little bit wet because you've washed it right so that the recipe I'm going to give you is the one that I actually ran the test on so you can rejigger this however you want but I did 378 grams of that park. And then I put 1600 grams of water into it in a in a container and I put it into my vacuum machine and I did a vacuum cycle on it three times to kind of get the liquid to the inside of the bark and start the infusion before I heated it right. So you can omit that but it just won't be as good. Or you might have to let it steep longer than I added 700 grams more water and the reason I did that was because I couldn't fit a bigger thing of water in my vacuum machine. And again, you could do without the vacuum machine I have it just not quite as good. You can you know what you to do. If you don't have a vacuum machine Get the bargain, put like a grate or something so it stays under the water. And before you boil it, soak it overnight. How about that, then you bring it to a boil, you let it steep for 10 minutes you strain it, it should be already kind of dark. Then I boiled it down to about, you know, point six of its form or size. Technically I did point 615, but just want to reduce it by like a third or so. And then I add an equal way to sugar to it. And that's the syrup. All right. All right.

It was typing, I hear typing.

I thought it was Unistats here, but I didn't call you out. Thank God. Thank God, I didn't call you out. You gotta say. I never would have heard the end of it. If I called you out. I never would have heard the end of it. I'm still not going to hear the end of it because I admitted that I was going to call you. I've already lost. The good news is is that these days, small losses are the new big when you know what I'm saying?

I was your motto for 2021. Yeah,

small losses. The new big win. Oh, speaking of any news on any news on our on our on our magic quest?

No, you know what the news is? I know but people

people like to hear about people like to hear our Amazon news was the one that we rehired a lawyer, Anastasia and I hired a lawyer.

Yeah. Yeah. Hello, hello. Hello.

So we hired we hired a lawyer. We hired a lawyer, right? And listen, we hired Rebecca to get us out of the dump things I say not to stop me from getting into the dump things anyway. So like, so we hired this lawyer, Anastasia, and I are on the phone with the lawyer. And Rebecca has on the show, because she knows Amazon. Someone didn't read the instructions for the Sears all which is the handheld boiler that we attachment that we make for the torch. And they didn't read the instructions and they didn't realize that when you first get it, you have to burn off the binder that's in the installation. And so they're like a car on fire and it was ill may be dangerous. So Amazon pulled our the Sears off. And it's been not for sale for the past three months as a result, and they didn't pull off the competitors. Anastasia got the competitors pulled off because they were violating our patents. Interesting story. Separate story. Anyway, so Amazon was like, Yo, you need to certify it. Right? You need a safety certification. And we were like, well, there is no safety certification because there is no UL certification for like broiler attachments for tortures. Like literally, there isn't. So it's like I was saying like, it's like the equivalent of Amazon going to us and being like, Listen, if Imagine if like they controlled the Mars Rover, Amazon controlled the Mars Rover, and they let you send the rover to Mars, right? They let you send a rover to Mars. And then they're like, You need a valid driver's license from a state in the United States to draw a valid driver's license for that rover. And you're like, but there are no Martian driver's licenses. And they're like, Yeah, we still want one or we're not going to let you drive the rover that we've already put on Mars. So Amazon already has all of our Sears halls. And they won't let us sell them unless we give them the equivalent of a Martian driver's license. So then the Stasi and I go to a lawyer and we say to the lawyer, this exact thing, do you have someone at Amazon that you can talk to that isn't the robot that ama that Anastasia talks to? That keeps on saying that we need to get it certified to a standard that doesn't exist? And or if it's a menstrual cup, get this other certification? Right? And then, and then the lawyer says, Yes, we have some sort of special, we don't have special, the lawyer says, Yes, we have, what would they say? Does what they say the context or the league, right? We're like a relationship with the legal departments, which is why And so Mr. Massey says specifically, we have sent all of these emails, we have done all of these things. Are you going to can you do something other than these things? And they said, Yep. Right. So this last one, I talked, we decided to hand them like a big brick of cash, and all of our documents that we've already documented that we have done these things, correct? Yes. Yeah. And what did the lawyers do? I

just sent the same stuff that we sent over to Amazon, Amazon came back with the same robot that was like, if this is a menstrual cup, you need to certify it to a menstrual cup standard. And then I was like, this is the same stock email and the lawyers were like, yeah, it looks like you need to get it tested to that standard.

So well, that's a good idea. Yeah. So we're like, you didn't do anything We didn't do and then the partner writes his back. He's like, Well, no one should have promised you that you would have gotten something other than what you did. And like we're like, oh, what? You know what I mean? Like, honestly, you're

lucky you got a standard with a number associated with it.

No swearing. Yeah, but no, we're not because they can't certify a standard. Yeah.

Okay. So normally the answer would be like, You need to certify a standard

with the lawyers knew. Yeah, yeah. So it's Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you need to you need to certify this not torch as a valid torch. Okay, but I can't cuz it's not a torch. So, for the first time, in our how many years sighs we work the other 1112 minus 12. For the first time in 12 years yesterday, Anastasia calls me and she goes like this. I don't know. Dave. I just I don't know, this has never happened. Usually there's something there's something I you know, I've seen. I've seen happiness dasya I've seen sadness dasya I've seen angry Anastasiia I've seen joyfulness Das. I've seen all the anastasius but never fully accepting defeat. Anastas Yeah. Have I ever seen? Yeah,

you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that it's like, accepted defeat by Amazon Amazon. And now we're, we have another idea. Which who knows. But it's it's only it's only going to get complicated.

It's gonna get complicated. And it's going to take a lot of time. People keep so please don't send me if you can hear my voice. Please don't send me an email asking me if we've discontinued to Sears all It hurts me.

Or the worst one is have you gone out of business?

owners? Yeah. Well, we will if we can't fix this, but no, we haven't yet. It just seems like

it's just painful. Maybe but we're having we're not clear on it. Yeah.

It's just like, I want you guys to know. And also like, you know, when you're dealing with any company that's not like a big like, conglomerate, like any smallish company. Like when you email. Like, you're emailing real people with feelings. Like think about it for a second. You know what I'm saying? Also, like, like, literally,

I'm gonna chime in with things to not email. Don't ask me to recommend competitors might not gonna do it. And also not safe. So yeah, I'm just not going to do that.

Yeah, yeah. Also, don't, don't ask a company. And I know you want to because I want to many times, don't ask a company, whether it's really NOD, NOD, wink, wink, okay to do some stuff that they've told you is not okay. They can't tell you to do something that they're not allowed to tell you to do. They can't. Anyway, just don't do it. It's not polite. It's rude to try to put someone in the position of having to refuse something that you know, they're gonna have to refuse anyway, you know what I mean? Anyway, have you gone out of business? Have you discontinued the Sears all? No, we're just Jumoke and we can't like we're just jamokes people leave us alone. The pharmacist imbibes wrote in via Instagram. Hey, Dave, any recommendations for making a gum syrup? That's gum arabic, or gum Acacia. For those who use Acacia as opposed to Arabic. I have a I have gum arabic on hand. And I made it a couple of times. However, it always takes off to me, and he helped us appreciate it. Thanks. So listen, gum, gum, Acacia gum arabic is a tree exit date. Okay. And it comes in various, even out of the tree. Some of it is clear. Some of it is yellow. Some of it is brown. What's important about the gum arabic isn't just the hydrocolloid that's in it. It is a protein and it's one of the very few hydrocarbons that is a mixture of polysaccharide, the hydrocolloid itself and a protein and it's the protein actually, that makes it such an a fantastic emulsifier. But it isn't the protein that gives it the viscosity. So the interesting thing about gum Arabic the hydrocolloid is, is that you can use very, very high levels of it, and it does and and while it gives you some good mouthfeel it doesn't actually get too thick, right. So that's what's kind of interesting about gum arabic. The other thing is, is that it maintains its properties over a fairly wide range of dilutions. So you can make a very thick syrup without getting too thick and you still get some bodying and a lot of emulsifying ability at lower lower concentrations once it's diluted so that's what it's for now. But that that protein impurity is still in there even in very clear white gum Arabic so I would try to just buy a higher grade of gum arabic one that is, you know, I wouldn't even think of it as refined but just a higher grade of gum arabic lighter, the lighter it is probably the less one off flavor you shouldn't be kind of brown or yellow and the best gum Arabic or almost clear when the syrup is made the answer the question there No. Yeah. All right. Anthony then wrote in via email. We got this a while ago, and I haven't looked at it yet. But Anthony from Seattle here, I saw this gadget. And so it's a Kickstarter, it's nine, nine, like the number nine, which always found it difficult. Like, there was a like this three sevens flashlight company and I found it impossible. I was trying to figure out their website is like, do they write sevens? Do they write the number seven? This is the problem with having numbers in your in your website, right? Because you're like, do I write do I write and I N E or is it the number nine is the number nine, nine barista, not nine, baristas, nine barista.com Is this espresso maker. And anyway, so Anthony wanted to get my thoughts on it. And again, I have not tested it, I have not used it. So I don't know whether it's any good. But it's an interesting concept. So here's the concept. First of all, the problem with espresso, espresso wants to have a well depends on how you think of it, I actually believe in a falling pressure profile, my favorite pressure profile is the one that's produced by the old school, commercial spring lever operated ones. So higher pressure at the beginning, lower pressure at the end, but relatively smooth over that over that regime. That's my favorite, you could argue with me. And you're probably right, that's just my favorite. Anyways, you want to relatively, you know, you don't want a very low pressure, or very high pressure, or one that's wildly oscillating, that everyone can pretty much agree on. And you need a fairly accurate temperature. So typically, the way you do that in a large machine is you have a very large boiler, and you get it up to a temperature, and then you keep throwing energy away from it. And then you put water through a heat exchanger and that heat exchanger because the boiler is a relatively constant temperature, because it's so thermally inefficient that it can stay at a constant temperature because it's always leaking energy and putting energy in and the the heat exchanger through it, and you get a relatively constant temperature of water at a relatively constant pressure because you're using a proton pump. And that pump is cycling and producing a fairly constant pressure, okay, okay, the way these guys do, it is kind of interesting, they heat the water to a much higher pressure than normal enough pressure to actually get the full pressure that you need for a cup of espresso, which is, you know, on the order of, you know, 130 540 psi, I forget exactly in that range. So like, you know, nine bar something like this. They actually heat the water up to get to that temperature, which is phenomenally high, but then they put it through a reverse heat exchanger, that is actually cooling it down to coffee temperature on the way to infusion. And so it's got no like electronic or moving parts. It's done all while I might have electric parts, I gotta I gotta look at it, but you don't plug it in stovetop, and then it runs that way. So if it works, and if it makes a genius cup, a good cup of coffee, it's kind of a genius idea. I'm a little worried about having such a high pressure boiler there. But I don't know, it seems cool. I would be interested in trying it. But anyway, that's that's what it is. They might have a pressure multiplier, so they don't have to take it all the way up to 135 psi. I, I looked at it a couple of weeks ago but haven't had time to look at it. It looked like a good scheme. And you know, maybe someday we'll we'll try it. But I mean, the idea of being able to make an actual shot of espresso like on a stovetop burner is pretty cool right now.

I think that you missed upon in their name and Chef Joanna was losing her mind because it is in fact nine bar like nine barista nine

so I guess if you take it to nine bar Yeah, yeah. Nine bar Easter. Well, I don't think in bar people, I think in psi.

I'm an American figure. I think they couldn't figure out the plan for that one.

Yeah. Well, pasties 135 pasties and it doesn't work now, no one's gonna buy that. Well, good call chef. Thanks for Thanks for looking out. All right, Brandon bird wrote in. What's the best way to reheat a Mornay based mac and cheese without having the sauce break? I would just say gently right I mean, if you have an induction or if you can double burner it or or like even like light Nook and stir like any John you have any good ways of reheating that stuff? Oh, wait, it's in a mac and cheese. It's not the sauce. It's in the mac and cheese.

I like to just do it in the oven.

Thanks a lot like covered so that's so it seems like 350 And so I listen not not to not to free again like not to like push the thing but one thing that's really nice about that for next week's we can talk about next week is that the steam function on the reheat is a free You can do like, being able to do a relatively like, you know, increased moisture content and reheat at the same time so that you can get relatively rapid reheats because you don't have it covered, but it doesn't dry it out. I have to say it's pretty, it's pretty sweet on that a nova. So we'll definitely ask questions like that. If you want to know like how it functions for stuff like that. My two favorite now reheating tools in my kitchen, our induction, the induction, induction burners, having an induction burner in your house, especially when it's relatively accurate, like makes reheating. Like leftovers and sauces. A freegan dream compared to doing it on a stove, because you can set like the temperature and you're you're never going to scorch it. Because it's scorching is the problem you get on on reheating a lot of especially thick things, especially things with a lot of gelatin like braises like John's like lamb if he was going to reheat it. And so the induction is super useful on that. And also for keep warm, and the steam oven for stuff that's bigger that you don't want to put in a pot and put on induction is pretty useful for the reheat. Alright. Also, also, you can if you're gonna make the mac and cheese after you can jack it with a little extra starch and that'll hold it together better. And if it's on the verge of breaking, you could stabilize it with some some of your citrate crap or whatever your emulsifying salt of choice is. Right? So you can you can adjust it that way. And you can and you can hit it with a little extra. Hit it with a little extra starch. And that'll that'll also help keep it from keep it from breaking. But of course it will reduce the probably cheese flavor because you probably have to thin it a little more with a little more milk anyway. All right, you said God. Alright, so I'll read this. I haven't I haven't read it before. Brandon Vickers wrote in via email. And this is I don't I don't know what's going to happen yet, people. For the last year. I've been dreaming about a time when we can all get together again for big events. Yeah, Haven't we all for reasons I don't fully understand that dream always includes a never ending softserve party. Hmm, I have done this. Okay, I'm actually qualified. What's the best way to make that dream of reality? Get myself an old tailor? Or is there a way to do lots of softserve without a machine? Thanks, Brady Vickers from North Dakota. No, that's not the one with Mount Rushmore. So don't get into it. Don't Ask Don't say anything about the Dakotas. It's not the one with Mount Rushmore. I'm going to have to say that in North Dakota, your soft serve ice cream seasons got to be pretty short, right? Pretty short. Like, I've never been to any of the Dakotas someday I would like to go. So I once found a tailor soft serve three machine. I've told the stories I'll be brief. I've told the story before, but I found one on the street. And that's the advantage of of, you know, living in a big city, especially if you live in non residential neighborhoods, which I did at the time, is people will just wheel giant pieces of equipment out onto the street in the middle of the night. And if you're the kind of person that walks around the street at like, you know, 2am you're apt to see a soft serve machine. I found a soft serve machine on the side of the street. I found my first oven on the side of the street. I found my found my my first meat slicer on the side of the street. What else have I found on the side of the street, I found a bunch of sarin and chairs on the side of the street. I found I found if you're in New York City, and you're have any kind and I'm not even talking those things, I'm just talking to you about people. That's not a dumpster dive. I could go for days you guys want to talk about dumpster diving, or like how to really rate a junkyard back when I was a kid you could go onto a junkyard and run over the scrap heaps and pick up scrap while the magnets were moving around. And the other people are cutting stuff with oxy acetylene torches. I remember vividly I went into it is you know the scrap heap. And I made sure to ask once and then go in and then never talk to the guy unless I was paying because every time I would pay he like I don't even know why I let you enter my junkyard like that. I was like, Oh Jesus, and I wouldn't go into car junkyards. Right because those weren't interesting to me. I wasn't looking for car parts. I was looking for stuff to make sculptures and machines out of so like, I would be running over piles of metal that were like 30 feet high. And were leftover scrap from people punching things out of steel sheets, like half inch quarter inch steel sheets. So we're talking like super jagged piles of like Terminator level post world apocalyptic garbage, right. And this guy would let me just scramble over it. Meanwhile, like 30 feet away from me some poor son of a gun was without a respirator cutting apart old oil tanks with an oxy acetylene torch that is cutting through the lead paint, cutting through the oil like just filling machines. I don't know While I was allowed in here anyways, and I used to just whatever I remember I found an old saw blade that was four feet high, right, and I used it for a sculpture piece, maybe even more four or five feet, I forget. And I was able to get it up on its end without going through my I always wore steel toe docks. So I wasn't worried about stuff going through my foot, but my body was not similarly protected. So anyway, so I got it on its edge, I rolled it off of its pile down onto the ground, and then rolled it over and bought it. And that was one of my first sculpture pieces anyway, so you can read these things. And dumpster diving, I got so many good things out of dumpster dives. But even without doing that on the side of the street in New York, that's how I found myself served machine. Saucer machines are very expensive. So if you're going to get a soft serve machine, I would say there's probably someone who can rent it to you, right? So if you're going to, if you're going to get it, I would look into renting because even small ones are relatively expensive. Then the other question you got to ask yourself is any decent size saucer machine is going to be 220. Right? So you can get a countertop one and it depends on how big a party you want to throw like I did a party for the party was like 40 or 50 people. And so like I had to use the big soft serve machine and two gallons and gallons. So you could get a smaller one and maybe get one used off of eBay that's on its last legs but I would say rental you need a big one is going to be water cooled. So you're going to need a hose to hook up to the water cooling system. And you're going to need a 220 outlet to run it. The other problem is is that unless you're used to cooking large amounts of stuff, these things take gallons and gallons of bass. So one thing you shouldn't do is just put a giant five gallon pot on your stove and think that you can make a cram on glaze bass in a five gallon batch because unless you're really good you can't so I made scrambled egg ice cream way before Heston made it popular. All right, and it's real gross like scrambled egg ice cream if you don't want scrambled egg ice cream soup gross anyway, so I would if you're going to do the party I know this sounds like a cop out I would buy the bass. I would buy the bass and rental machine. I would rent if you if you're going to have a lot of people I would rent to tabletop air cooled machines at they might have one that can run off of 110 I'm not sure but saucer parties are fantastic. Just realize this serve some savories because people are going to get so like with the free fixings bar and the by the way any fixings bar for to a free fixings bar because it read Rogers anyone else here ever been to a Roy Rogers? Yeah. Yep. Free fixings bar. Right. So about the free fixings bar. Yeah, my hamburgers were like, as tall as I was because I was fixing those sons of bitches up I think all you have to do is get the bun on top and it's cool, right? You can take as many fixes as you want. Say I've ever heard any fixing things is a free fixing bar. But that's what I would do. So I'll serve party is great. Now if you have the money, or if you can find one for cheap or rent that the tailor and I think Electro Freeze also makes one the two flavors twist middle is money because everybody likes the two twists and right twist everyone likes a twist even if visually visually and get the shell by the shell. Do you guys like to dip or don't like to dip? Dip? Like you like to dip you if you get but if you could only have one for the rest of your life sprinkles or dip sprinkles dip, dip sprinkles, dip, okay dip okay sprinkles, multi or brown. Brown Okay, nice. So damn in her joy Rogo bartender at my old bar once saw someone go into a soft serve soft serve place and this was the order and this was Damon now this is his standard ice cream order and I want it to become ever I want this to go everywhere. This should be everyone standard ice cream order not for Anastasia because you want the brown sprinkles but he goes his order was brown with different that's chocolate soft serve with multicolored sprinkles. But because I guess the place didn't have real chocolate flavor or whatever the customer just ordered brown with different so I think that's a great ice cream order. What do you think?

Yeah, fun to say.

Brown with different Alright. Next week we have Scott from a nova send us your Combi home combi oven questions. Cooking issues. Oh, sushi. Yes. All right, listen, people. I have a proposition for people out there engineering people out there. When I still had a bar. I was going to build I built a laser projector right like old school like draws like like vectors on the on the wall. Right? The idea was I wanted to do one where I have a hand pointer, like I like like a like a hand one like a laser pointer. But what happens is in my hand, there's a laser pointer. And like you move it around, and as you move your hand it acts like a laser pointer and the laser projector projects where it's going, but you can also draw shapes with it and lines making myself clear what it's doing. So like you have your hand almost like a laser pointer, but instead of it being a laser pointer, it's just a remote control that knows where it is in space. And the laser projector is throwing the laser up on the wall. But instead of just drawing a.it can draw shapes and lines and all kinds of stuff as well as play vector games like Star Wars and what No, and it's good. It's ours. It's RGB,

you know, there's a lot of laser work. Scott, Iman dinger who,

anyway, so here's my, here's my, here's my thing. I built the hardware, I got the basic software up and running, I have a lot of spare parts to help somebody build a second one. But if somebody wants my spare parts, so I have most of an RGB laser, it needs a little work, I have a lot of the control electronics and I have all of the 3d models for all of the remote control parts. And I got the remote control working and talking to the laser projector, I got all everything working, I don't have time to write the software and I'm not gonna have time to write the software for the next a year and a half because I have other things to do. So this thing is just sitting in my closet taking up space. So if somebody wants to take on the software side of it, I will give them all of the hardware ideas and my one to test and then they can build one and we can both have one does that sound like a fair trade? Yes, it does. Alright, so if you're interested, let John know. Alrighty, this has been a cooking issues. Cooking issues is powered by simple cast. Thanks for listening to heritage Radio Network food radio supported by you for our freshest content, subscribe to our newsletter. Enter your email at the bottom of our website heritage Radio network.org. Connect with us on Instagram and Twitter at Heritage underscore radio. You can also find us at facebook.com/heritage Radio Network. Heritage Radio Network is a nonprofit organization driving conversations to make the world a better fairer, more delicious place. And we couldn't do it without support from listeners like you want to be a part of the food world's most innovative community. Subscribe This shows you like tell your friends and please join the HRM family by becoming a member. Just click on the beating heart at the top right of our homepage. Thanks for listening.

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