Cooking Issues Transcript

Rebecca Flint Marx


Hello and welcome to cooking issues. This is Dave Arnold, your host for cooking users coming to you live from the heart of Manhattan in Rockefeller Center in New Stan studios joined as usual with Jean Hi doing tone Great, thanks. I called Eugene because I just said gene to my Siri. Siri doesn't know that jeans name is John. So and I'm walking to this place. And I'm like huffing and puffing because I ride a bike here. I say text gene Howell, which is not his name. And so then for about five minutes, John's name is still Jean in my head. I'm sorry, John. That's hard.

That happens a lot.

It shouldn't happen to me, though. We've heard each other for years. Yeah, that's true. I know. But yeah, I used to actually say it to other people.

Yeah. When I just don't want to deal with it and need to leave my name somewhere.

I told you, Dax doesn't bother mutilating his name. He just says his name is Jeff for Brad. Like when he goes to Starbucks, they're like, Max. No, Brad. That's it. Rockin the panels over here in New York, we got Joe Hasan, how're you doing? I'm doing great. Great to see you. Yeah, good to see you as well. And on Vancouver Island. We got Queen queen, queen, Queen Queen. How you doing? Hey, I'm good. You you doing some strong Q dragon work over there.

Yeah.

Nice. And together again in Los Angeles. We have the West Coast cooking YouTube crew we got Anastasia Lopez and Jackie molecules. How you doing?

Good. Good. And it's storming here.

Well, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

So now that you guys like as long as you don't drown your pro storm because you're reservoirs are filling like what's the story?

Think so? Yeah, but people are dying. So that's not good.

Yeah. There's no wins no, no. No, no winning the you know, the the new huge win is small losses, small losses in the new huge win. Did you know that? And in you know, our New Year's way of doing this our we're gonna shoot the breeze with our special guests. Our special guest today is Rebecca Flint marks the senior editor at eater eater at home beat how're you doing? Okay, thank you. Yeah. And I found out I just found out that we used to live before you move to San Francisco. You came back here to New York. What is it with San Francisco, New York, by the way?

Oh, man? That's a great question. I think for me, when I first started going to San Francisco as a New Yorker of about 10 years, I loved it, because it seemed to have a lot of things that New York added had a lot of good food. Really interesting people, people who read books, really pretty things to see things to do. And I think it's for me, it was like a more accessible New York, which is it's a that's a very New York bias, obviously to put on any place, particularly San Francisco because it is nothing like New York.

Yeah. So then, like, were you because I'm not gonna say like, who my family is like, well, maybe eventually, you'll maybe figure out if you know, my family. But it Yeah, they moved to San Francisco. They're like, I can do this. I can do this. It's like, you know, and then they're like, No, I can't do this.

Yeah, it's weird. It was I remember getting out there. And I first lived in North Beach, which, if you're familiar with San Francisco, even if you're not, you probably know North Beach is like a really beautiful part of town. It is one of the most beautiful parts of town you can live in. It's like everywhere. You're just surrounded by beauty as soon as you leave your home. And I remember walking my dog around the neighborhood and thinking to myself, all this useless beauty and I have no idea what to do. And I never felt more like a New Yorker than I did when I moved to San Francisco. And eventually I think what bothered me the most even though there was a lot I loved about the city was there was I missed the energy and I realized how addicted I was to New York's energy. You just cannot get that out there. If you go out there expecting you're gonna have even a modicum of that. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna go crazy. If you even expect to have a 24 hour bodega. Yeah, that's the other thing. The streets are so empty. There's like nothing open past like nine o'clock at night. The neighborhood I was living in after knowing or after North Beach was no way Valley. Nothing. It was like a ghost town. And it was the eeriest thing in the world because I was like, I'm technically in the middle of a city. No real legitimate American city. If there's nobody on the streets here it was it was a strangest thing. I never could get used to it. It's bizarre.

It's bizarre. I get a feeling from what you said that you and I share a trait that Anastasia detests about me. And that is so mysterious here. When you say to me when I when you say to me, Hey, I saw the most beautiful sunset. What do I say? I've seen every sunset. Yeah, who cares? I've seen it all I see no sunset. I see the sunset. So what do you mean? Like I'm that guy that went to the Grand Canyon. And I was like, Hold on the ground. Nice. Let them left. You know what I mean? Yeah, it starts it's like you have no soul. My retina starts Is that roughly correct? Yeah, that's your but you do like trees, love trees. Because trees provide an ongoing an ongoing kind of calming effect on me. Yeah, you know, like they change over time I can like, I can observe them they provide with me with shade because the sun's my enemy. I'm half a vampire. You know what I mean? It's like, you know,

the sunset changes over time and provides you with shade because the sun is your enemy. The sun's going away. It should calm you.

It's correct. You're correct. You're correct. What Miss Darcy and I are like this in one way. I think maybe you'll agree with this, Rebecca, is that we hate it when other people do things because something else is beautiful. Because the weather is nice.

So you mean like, for example, well, so

like when the first day you know, the first couple of days is springy weather. And we now it's always like, it's always like, half a spring here in New York because away things happening. But it's like, you know, when everyone started saying that they could do XY and Z again, because the weather was nice. Anastasia would

Yeah, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. hates that.

Yeah. Are you? Are you? Yeah, it's like it's like mandated that you have to do it. Yeah. Kind of takes the fun out of just doing anything spontaneously. And I'm one of these people who've everyone else is doing it. I don't I don't want to do it. I'm very contrarian that way. So ya

know, I don't know the three of us can go out. Well, great. We'll go to John's restaurants and it sounds like we could hang out and have a drink because we have

similar. We can be grumpy together.

Oh my god. If three grumpy people get together right. at a bar, do we? does is it grumpy? cubed or does it cancel? Is it like out of phase grumpiness? What do you think happens?

Oh, might just be a matter of like immediate self destruction. I don't know. Or it's like I can't even match. Watch out. Or you got Seinfeld? I think maybe that's what happened.

I don't think any of us I think it's all pass that's getting that he was gonna get that Seinfeld money. All right. So any of you guys have anything any This is the part of the show where we talked about food things that we've done

the past week Jack? Jack does Jack

Jack says Oh, yeah.

Trump you tell the story. Alright, so the quick so Peter Kim, who we all know friend of the show stayed at my apartment during the holidays in Los Angeles and Los Angeles while I was at John's apartment and Peter at a wild old time and I got home and there was a bottle of wine on my table which is very nice with a note and I noticed as I looked at the wine which I didn't recognize that it was 5% ABV which is really confused Anastasia.

So Diane, he brought your bottle of Chateau Diane what ran

red sweet wine it says on it and the weird name Lena Casa Rosa,

Gina of The Red House.

Yeah, yo 5%

What else Jack? That apartment was a mess.

Let me ask you a question Jack. Did does does this 5% Wine come with a baby bottle nipple on top of it. Like what are you supposed to do with this thing?

You didn't leave children's jewelry on?

Oh, that's hands. Come on.

No, no, we don't know. He went through. He went to a rave.

And then like, Yeah,

apparently went to a rave the night before and they had to rush out of the house. Like the record to say it but I love theater Kim and I'm thrilled he had a good time on my house. I'm not upset about any of it.

They still have raves.

Oh, yeah, sure.

But like, is it like, I'm trying to think is it like when you go to a rave and you're and you're like a young person? Let's say you're a young person you go to a rave? Is that the equivalent of like someone my generation going to see like a college presentation of hair or the musical? Like I mean, it's like,

no, no, we're still getting weird. Still getting weird. Yeah. And Peter Kim was there with them.

I can picture that in a in a very Yeah. That's a good story. Not necessarily food related. I was hoping for food related story. I guess the wine this wine related Gina? Was it Gina castle? Casa Rosso. Not Castle row, so she doesn't live in a castle. She's in a red house. Little Red House by the lane popping out that 5% ABV. What do you think she does so she don't sit with with sugar and water. She takes

aromas and flavors of Boyson berry creme brulee cherry soda float and strawberry a fun flavor packed right of balanced sweetness, acidity and varietals. Cara

John hold up. John, wait, John. Wait, John. John, back back up. That's one bottle has that

can you please read that list again? aromas and flavors of Boise and berry crumble a

cherry soda float and strawberry.

Oh, it late God Hey, Miss Darcy whenever we're in Los Angeles, where do we shop? Oh my god. Terrible. Really early. Oh my god, you know what? You know what? It's like someone at a flavor house was like, we only have a little bit left of all these flavors them all Yeah, dump them all together. Oh my god,

we're gonna see if that's every description of it.

Do you have it on you right now? Yeah, open it.

So it's really early here

painted for the crew open it and

it sounds like it's what you would get like at IHOP though when you mix all the syrup.

Oh my god. Oh my god there's some memories. Can you kick Did you already on crack it? Can you crack it on the mics? I can hear the cap. I want to hear the cap.

That is a real description that I put out there. It's in multiple places.

There we go. We're gonna Oh, it's kind of busy.

Oh my god. It's like, it's like it's like riuniti and filth.

Suppresses our soul and our hazmat.

Make sure you let it breathe. Completion

in a good way. Oh, if you were 18 or if you're if you're 18 When you get all cranked up on this or not?

Probably Probably yeah,

yeah. And go to like Okay, now that now you've had a couple of seconds. How poisonous is the aftertaste.

It's sticky boysenberry creme brulee notes coming through.

So like when I was

soda float would be

the tail and jelly sort of float. Got it?

I was accurate. I was too old for Four Loko. But the Four Loko equivalent when I was trying to buy things like this was called Cisco. And Cisco was like a 20% ABV wine cooler. And that had some poisonous aftertaste to it. So imagine trying to imagine if this if this gene of The Red House was 20 instead of five like what it would taste like because that's what we would have been drinking when I was a kid. Yeah, it's

funny because there's so much wine at every single store here. Peter would be like, this

one. Is he punking you?

I don't think it was wrapped in Christmas paper.

Favorite cost more? First of all, here's the order of cost. The most expensive thing in that is the bottle that it went into, because I know how much bottles cost. Then the wrapping paper than the liquid? You know what I mean? Yeah, wow. That's Oh, well, you know what? Dang, that was awesome. I love it. Now, Rebecca, I know that your beat is like things that people can do like at home, right? But on the other hand, one of your favorite things, one of the things that I've read of yours on Eater is to talk to restaurant folks, either after they come out with a chef's after they come out with a book or after they whatever and get a recipe that is good for home with them, right? Yep. But I have that doubt that's going to happen with Noma and I know Quinn wants us to talk about the normal clothing. No. Go outside my god. Orange for

reindeer hard. Find some like, yeah, in a blender.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, no, I have you been? I never know. I haven't either. Now, obviously, I'm never gonna go

I was gonna in the next two years. You can't come sure like that went like this all.

I mean, that's the thing. It's yeah, I think probably Yeah. Within the first 15 seconds.

The only time I ever had his food was you remember? Remember chord Tom. Sort of Oh, when Paul the true new prompt. Junie pront had forgotten that was that was where Shanta row was right. Yes, yes. So Shantou. Right, and then that closed, right? And then Cortana with Paul Lee Brandt. After he had left guilt, right. Yeah, we're guilty. The highest food costs, like like crazy food costs. I was talking to Paul leibrandt I don't know what he's doing these days. Anyway, I was talking to him. He was like, I'm not going to do his accent cuz I can't do like I can only you know, whatever. And I can do his accent. So like, he used to order those, you know, those freaking Scottish prawns that individually styro packed in water, right, like upright and right. And he's like, yeah, and they're half dead. So like, I was like, What the hell and he's like, I don't know throw my family. I'm like, what your what's his food costs? Were just like,

wow, Oh, wow. How is that sustainable? I guess it wasn't.

It's not. Yeah, no, but I think like there was an era and that's, well, that's, you know, to the point of the reds. Everything is like that was a point in time when, you know, it was still like people are trying to do this kind of like ultimate ultimate. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. And so anyway, so when he opened Cortana I think I went there twice. And one of the times, Rene Redzepi was doing a pop up at Cortana. So I that's the only time I've had his food, was it? It was good. Yeah, you know, it's good. At like, ay. Ay. Ay, ay. I like, high. I like high end. Food. I like seeing what people can do. But I don't necessarily, everyone's gonna hate me. Now. I don't, I don't enjoy it more than any other well executed thing other than I like seeing what people can do. I like the craft of it. I like the artistry and the thought I like seeing what the kind of apogee of like a certain kind of achievement can be. But I don't necessarily crave it.

I absolutely do not. I sound like a Philistine probably because I am. But I just I've never, I appreciate it from an artistic standpoint. I remember interviewing Corey Lee at Binu one. Yeah. And I mean, one never went, I only went to interview him. I cannot speak to the food I went to in situ his other restaurant was lovely. But I just remember thinking, like being in this sort of Temple of a restaurant space. I felt very conscious of what I didn't know. But also what I didn't actually crave. That makes any sense. Yeah. Like, I appreciate it. I really appreciate what people do. It is an art form. But I think for me, it's never been anything where I felt like I need to experience it for myself.

Well, I mean, also, like, there's a certain there's a certain aspect of anything that's kind of different, right? So like, I remember, like, you know, in the early 2000s, kind of the shock of this new style of cooking, and you're like, wow, and it is awesome, like the first like couple of times, not not not, you know, recepies stuff, but I mean, like what was going on in the early 2000s Here in the US, right, you know, writing the kind of Spanish invasion that came in. And it was truly exciting. And like that, the energy of cooking, and like learning these new techniques, and doing all this stuff was awesome. And you know, I was glad to be around the people that were doing it and I loved going out and having it because it was fun and all that. But again, you don't need to eat any sort of high end food that often it's, I think better when you when it's spaced out.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, when I lived in San Francisco, one of the best meals I've ever had was metal wood. I was fortunate to be able to go there go, yeah, it was really, really good. I mean, like, so I can appreciate that. Like, like, I was happy to have had that experience. Like Chris Kosta was lovely. The restaurant was lovely. Everything we ate was like, a small miracle on a plate. Yeah. But like, did I want to eat like that the next night? Absolutely not. You know, like, I find that that kind of thing. It's it's a little like fashion to me, you know, where it's like, I love like the feel of like, say like a designer coat that probably cost like $7,500. Right. And I love knowing it's there. I love like, experience it in some way. But am I gonna go out? And like, try and emulate that on a daily basis? And you know, wear something like that? Probably not? Well, the

problem is also for me, like, I would just wear it every day and become filthy unposted and then people be like, Why are you What? What? Yeah, I'm not gonna buy a new thing every day.

Because 75 on a dog dust rag basically, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. So no, it's like, I think there's a place for it. And it's interesting, you know, all these discussions people have been having around the closure of Noma, what does this mean? For fine dining? I mean, there's always going to be a place where you're always gonna have people who are gonna, like, want to jet around the world and go to these restaurants that they can collect, like, runes, you know, and that's great. But, and, you know, and I think that kind of cooking should still be there. Because again, like fashion, you see it trickle down, right to where it influences a lot of different chefs that a lot of different levels. And so in some way, the wider populace, you know, gets to partake of that in some way, shape, or form. But, you know, when I read that Noma was closing, I didn't really have any reaction to it. I mean, it's like, it's like, yeah, it's end of an era, for sure. But it's it's a really, it's a complicated thing, you know, so maybe if I had been there, maybe if I had felt a personal connection, I would have, I don't know had a different reaction. I

also never ate it. Oh, boy, I should have gone because of my job. The problem is, is that because of my job, I should have gone. Like, that's the issue. I'm that kind of a jerk, which is what Anastasia always tells me. That is like, you need to go out more, right? Yeah.

But you never ever want to go out Louise.

Do you know where he's still never been?

Oh my god. All right.

Draw Yeah, it's really I have

I have been, I have been just not when the how many restaurants or whatever will I tried to go

to if I'm just always gonna give you a hard time about this until you kind of you just need to accept it.

You need to go to restaurants. I don't understand why you work in food if you don't go to restaurants

or bars. Yeah, I really don't even like food or food people.

I like I love food. I'd love to. I hate people.

Yeah. Jeez, Louise. All right. All right. So Quinn, is that enough? Is that enough? Normal talk was that now you're expanding?

That I thought it was noteworthy to talk about

it is noteworthy. Sure. You know, I wish I could have gone I would have liked to have gone. I would like

to go to Denmark, period. It would be nice to stop at Nomo. Well there.

I was there for two hours. Was it? Yeah. The train station? Amazing. Not really. Train Station. Absolute flew us in to Copenhagen. And then we took a train to scorner to visit where they grow the wheat and where they make the absolute. And their end of my Copenhagen story. Yeah. Right now is this great story? Yeah. Yeah, I can say this. Danish sounds weird. It's weird. It's like It's like sounds like a cross between like an actual Scandinavian language in German. It's weird.

I don't know. closest I've ever gotten was Finland, which I loved it. Oh, yeah. Highly recommend love to go. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, Helsinki. Go in the summer. When it never gets dark. It is an astoundingly beautiful place. Especially if you're into Art Nouveau architecture architecture in general. Yeah. Design and food. The fish market there. It's open air fish market go to buy this beautiful smoked fish and go eat it in a park. It's heaven.

smoked fish. Yeah, yeah. I like finished TV shows. I forget the name when I go watch all the usually a finished cop show. No, no, I forget the name of it. Whatever. Whatever. You know, when you watch something at like one or 2am It's like, You're half asleep anyway, so you know you've watched it, but you can't remember anything about it. Does this happen to you?

Yeah, that happened to me last night. I was trying to watch tar. said about it's Cate Blanchett movie that came out earlier this year. She plays the orchestra conductor. Oh, yeah. Who basically yeah, it's it's it's sort of her downfall. The movie is about that. People love, love, love this movie. I was fortunate to get a screener of it. And it took me three sittings to get through. Because I kept falling asleep.

But is that like because it was boring? Or because it just the time of day?

A little bit, but let's say it's a little bit both. Yeah. She's great. She's great.

She's Oh, yeah. And she's. She's great. Yeah. Great. Great.

Yeah. Just wasn't keeping me as awake as I Yeah.

Well, I also noticed that you you wrote and I have to say, maybe Anastasia. When you were younger? Did you watch movies? You stopped watching them because you hate going to them and you don't like like cable? Did you use to watch movies? Or were you never a huge movie person? No. I guess they're on mute. But you know, any modern movie? She's like, I don't watch that. Really? Not? Yeah.

Oh, I mean, I'll see I'll I'll go see pretty much anything. Yeah, within reason. She doesn't like movie theaters. Oh, well, I'm I agree with that. I used to love movie theaters. I used to, like love going to the movies

love if she can unmute her mic or whatever. Like I'm listening. Like, what is it that you hate about movie theaters? It's not the COVID What is it?

The people hands in bags of chips and the sound of them chewing things and laughing

any signs of humanity.

So she actually prefers a COVID movie theater because there's fewer people doing that

know or watching at home or a private screening room, you know,

but you also don't like the idea of paying something you don't like the idea of streaming either very much.

I don't watch things because I don't like to feel things. I did watch the menu though. I was often came over to my house and had dinner and he was like, you have to watch the menu and oh my god, have you all seen it? You know? Yeah, crazy.

Yeah. What's it about?

I'll let the guests

Well, I will preface this by saying without Noma we would not have had the menu. Because the menu is all about fine dining. It's about a chef played by Ray finds. Who has a very exclusive restaurant on a small island and only a few guests at a time come to the island. So on this particular night, he has his guests come to the island and without wanting to give away any spoilers basically serves in the mail they will never ever forget. It is very very, very funny. It's You know, it's a dark satire.

I'm guessing people get eaten. No surprise, surprisingly, but

it is, you know, there is a certain level of bodily harm that is that is exaggerated among crazy Dave, you

have to see it. You all have

to see. It's great. Well, let me ask you this so back when you were younger, Anastasia, did you ever watch the movie, baby boom, that was I just missed that. I was not watching rom coms when I was a junior in high school when that thing came out. So it's like it exactly like later in life once I became a more integrated human being I'm like the rom com quiz. You know what I mean? But like, as a you know, a full of angst you know, alternative music listening like suburban, like white kid in the in the mid late 80s. I was watching rod happening. Yeah, but you so but do you watch that stuff? Does anyone hear a baby boom a baby when fam. And he

watched it last year? I watched it last year. I didn't watch it when it came. All right.

So you so you and Rebecca need to talk. So what's your premise with the baby? I mean, what is it about or like? What like what you're saying? It's like it's it was predictive of a larger? Oh,

sure. Yeah. I mean, and I didn't even realize this, because so I first saw baby boom when I was a kid. And so to me, it was just this fun movie with Diane Keaton moving to Vermont. It was great. I loved it. I couldn't, I didn't really know why I loved it, except that it was fun. And it was only as an adult after years and years of like, covering the New York food scene and just the food scene in general that I went back and watched. I was like, Oh my God, this movie completely predicted like the arts artisan food boom. Because the whole premise of baby boomers that Diane Keaton is this like high flying career lady who basically inherits a baby from a dead relative as you do like a literal, actual living baby. And decides initially, she's not going to keep it then she decides she's gonna keep it. And basically, that interferes with her high flying career as some sort of consultant. I'm not exactly sure what kind but in any case, she ends up quitting her job. She's kind of forced out by the men there. She ends up leaving New York for Vermont, buying this like 200 year old farmhouse with these apple orchards and starts making baby food like applesauce, basically. And it turns into like this whole, like company, so it's like she's marketing and it's like this artisan applesauce baby food and people start buying it becomes this whole thing. And there's like this rapid montage of like the business grind and grind and grind and eventually, yeah, she's like the owner of this like Artisan baby food company. That's weird,

because that never would have happened in the 80s. But totally could have happened in like, oh, seven. Yeah,

right. Right. But so it was it was eerie like watching this. I was like, oh my god, this is like the artisan food boom. playbook. Like all that was missing was like a stall at like the New Amsterdam market or something. And it was our Smorgasburg It was crazy. Yeah, yeah. So it's, I love this movie. It is a flawed movie. I'm not gonna say it's a perfect movie. It's Nancy Meyers movie. Nancy Meyers movies have certain issues that attend them, but that's okay. It's like it's just a really fun movie. I love it.

And what what art form does not have its issues. I mean, this is this is true. Yeah, this is true. Especially anything that I watched when I was a kid. When you go back and watch you're like, oh, it's

all Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I one of my favorite things to do is watch movies that I watched as a child and sort of pinpoint Oh, that. That's really problem.

What percentage of the things we gotta get back to what percentage of things you watch when you rewatch them? Are you like, flawed, but still good?

Oh, gosh, I would say probably 35 to 40% are still good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I maybe I'm being generous, but that that's the number that comes to mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gotta you have to cut out the John Hughes movies. That's the main thing just yet. Don't Don't try and count the John Hughes movies.

Now. I wonder stuck? What about you? What do you think is a holdup number?

Oh, God, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm thankful when a movie still holds up at all. Like, I will. Like I was like, because you know, when you have kids, right? You know, Joe, you're just gonna happen to you, right? You, you show your you go back and you watch these movies you love when you were a kid and you're like, do I need to look at it first. Like what's going to happen? Like, assume sexism and racism? Look straight, straight out the gate. You know what I mean? But then you're like, is this still even going to be funny, right? I mean, so like, you show the Blues Brothers to you know, my kid. You know, my kid DAX was like a thank God means still funny. You know what I mean? The music is still great. Yeah. You know what I mean? But yeah, so it's hard. It's hard.

I just watched the money pit. It was it still good? Still good. Still. It's still very funny.

I think Wendell Pierce had a cameo and yeah, that was great.

What's the worst movie you've rewatch where you're like, oh, wow, stinker.

Bye. There's a lot of them actually.

I mean, one you legitimately liked when you were a kid.

This happened to me with Space Jam. bad movie.

Oh God, literally, but like you legitimately thought it was good when you were a kid. Of course he says, Great. Bass jam. Bugs Bunny in the Martian and Michael Jordan. Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. And was it was that an old Mel Blanc who couldn't do the voices anymore? Or his kid who can't do the voices?

Oh, good question. I'm not even sure. Let's see.

Nothing's more sad than Mel Blanc not be able to do his own voice. Yeah. Yeah. What movie does kind of like still hold up and I was when you were talking about the the menu and I haven't seen them in new yet. But the cook the thief, his wife or lover? I didn't like that when it came out. Because it's so gross and boring. And there's that one scene where they're eating the body. And yeah, then you watch it again. You're like, wow, this is a masterpiece. It's like a play on

film. Oh, yeah. So when I was like, 19 When I saw it, you know, in an art house thing at college. It was already a couple years old. My movie ghosts are going to eat the J bar older. Boring. You know what I mean? I hated it. I liked Tampopo though. I'm sure that's still good. Tampopo holds? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The worst movie that I liked as a kid, Crocodile Dundee, that is a dumpster fire from start to finish.

I keep showing up on HBO Max. For some reason. Both of them. They should put in HBO min. Yeah. No, it's crazy. HBO Max is like a treasure trove of now kind of dodgy movies. But also, Jim. Yes. So many silly

criterion stuff keeps showing up on there. And what it says?

Yeah, yeah. Food, food. Yes. Food. All right. So, one, so one of the things that you see my What do you guys call it? First of all people, people are going to want to know, moving from being a writer to an editor at like a huge place like eater. What's that? Do like that? What's the difference? Like? And if I'm pitching an article to you, how does that work? Like, what's the best way to pitch an article to you?

Just email me, basically email me. So technically, that is the way to pitch an article to me. The better way to pitch an article to me is to email me but you also do your research before you pitch your article. So what does that mean? What does that mean? That means? So I mean, it's funny. I've talked to students, like journalism students writing students about this before and like, I think the biggest thing is like, why should I care about your story? Like, why? Is it timely? Does it tell me something? I don't know. Or that, you know, I think probably a lot of readers don't know or don't understand. Why are you the best person to write the story? Do you have some sort of experience with the topic you're pitching that would make me think you should write this? Also? Is it a story? Or is it a subject that you're pitching me like, you know, there's so much that goes into it? A lot of people, you see this a lot with food, you see this a lot with food essays, more than anything else, a lot of people pitch essays where it's like, you know, I learned to appreciate, say porridge because a family member died. And this got me through my family members. And I'm making this up as this natural pitch. This is not an actual pitch. It is an amalgam of many, many, many pitches I've gotten. And I do not mean to diminish the people who are sending these pitches because we all have a story, right? We all have a story, we want to tell you please porridge with kanji. And people want to read it though. That's true. It's true, though. And this is the thing though, there's become a certain paint by numbers approach people take to food writing and food essays where it's like, and again, I don't mean to sound glib here, but it's you notice certain patterns, when you get a lot of these pitches. It's like people want to talk about things that have happened to them, whether they're good or they're bad, usually bad, actually, people are far more inclined to want to talk about the bad things that have happened to them, which I do understand, as a writer myself, this is how you work things out, right? But they want to talk about it through the prism of food, and it can be done well, you know, obviously, we've seen plenty of examples of this being done really, really well. But a lot of it isn't really executed well. And a lot of it comes from not really a solid idea of you know, how do you tell a certain story, it's a very it's I think it's one of these things that looks really easy when you read it on the page, because you're seeing this great finished product that's very cohesive, it's probably been edited a lot. The writers probably also really good a lot of people think it's easy to do it is absolutely not easy to do so like or to do well. So yeah, when when people pitch me I want to know like why why you why the story

is the main problem with that whole kind of genre that it's very difficult to understand what's going to be interesting to people who don't know you or care about you.

I mean, I do think when you are writing a personal essay there is there is an onus on the writer to like make it universal as they say like, like even even say like a terrible tragedy happened to you? This happened to you, but like why this was kind of I'm gonna sound like a jerk when I say this, but like, why should anyone else care? Like what what will readers like look at in the story and be able to take to their own lives or how will resonate to a wider audience. And I think that's the thing a lot of people don't understand is like, what separates what you're pitching me from something that belongs in a diary? You know, and I think that's what a lot of people don't get past. But

yeah, I'm sure most of I'm sure most of you get just kind of is not good.

I mean, frankly, you know, it's, it's not where it needs to be.

But is I think, I feel like there's more of a place for that kind of writing to be great now than there was, let's say 3030 Something years or so like, you know, I think I forget which anniversary but it's coming up because a publicist sent me something. Nora Efron's both Harper, and I'm gonna be writing about that. Oh, yeah. So like, that's what is it? 3040 40 All right. Wow, Grace, Louise Louise. No, yeah. So you know, the 40th anniversary come out. And so like, you know, whenever someone sends me something, and I find it interesting, I poke around a little bit. And I read all 83 I read all the reviews from 83. And I was like, wow, like people are even people who liked it. Little, little book little this little, like always belittling Yep. Because it was something that was and then I saw, you know, an interview she did, like a year or two before she died talking about it. You know, basically, you know, basically saying II, like they call it like a thinly disguised. Did you read that interview? She gave what she's like, well, so she's like, saying, yeah, they say thinly disguised? Because I'm a woman basically. Yeah. And they're like, you know, it's a gendered thing. You know what I mean? And so, I don't know, I just thought was interesting. I think there's probably more space for people to be good at that now. And not have the work. But little do you agree with that, or? No,

absolutely. Ya know, and I think I think that's one of the things that's been great about how it's evolved is like, we are seeing like more voices, like we're hearing from more people who you would not have heard from at all, like 4030, even like, 10 years ago, you know, so that part? That's great. That part I'm absolutely in favor of? And I absolutely do think that food writing itself more generally has started to become taken far more seriously, you know, in the last 1015 years, and, and I do think, you know, yes, a lot of the prejudices against it were because it was considered not serious. A lot of women wrote about food, you know, a lot of women ran food sections. It was a domestic art people didn't, didn't take it seriously. So you get somebody like Nora Ephron, who's writing about the dissolution of her marriage, you know, talking a lot about food, and it's seen as this like, I mean, also just objectively funny person, good writer. Funny, like, yeah, like, everyone should read this book. It's a great book, you know, and everyone honestly shouldn't be really impressed by somebody who can be that funny while writing about something that is really, really difficult. I mean, this is like a terrible time in her life. Her husband leaves her she's got two small children, you know, but she, she makes it, she makes a great book out of

it, but her famous husband, oh, my God. And I saw him at a party once I used to work with their son. Really? Oh man, Jacob. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. So

I mean, anyway, yeah. It's really easy for though or was really easy for people to belittle that kind of write it still is, I mean, there's plenty of people who still belittle that kind of writing I think you also see that a lot. Apply now to food blogs, you know, you get that that sort of people love to complain about how you have to scroll and scroll and scroll to like a recipe on a food blog as if it's like some sort of like great burden, but like what they're really skipping over is like usually it's a woman who's like writing this food blog, writing you know, about like, what the recipe means to her, her family, etc, etc. And people people just do not want to read it they want to get straight to the food blog. So you still are sorry, the recipe so you still see that for sure.

That's a weird one. Because there's like been a backlash to that and then a backlash to the backlash Yeah, I don't know where that they don't know where we are. Right now.

We I think we're just in the middle of like infinite backlash cycles.

My point is that if someone's written a recipe that you know, whatever, man, just like you had them present it to you

just scroll. Yeah, the scroll. It's like you have a thumb most likely so just like just scroll. It's really not not a great burden.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you and you're trying to give me information.

Yeah, sure. Like how dare you try to make living through your advertisements, which also depend on you like having a lot of content actually to give me

I have found that and I'm 100% sure I'm guilty of this, but people who don't have to make something from nothing. Don't understand. how hard it is to make something from nothing. Oh, exactly,

exactly. It's gimme, gimme, gimme it sort of reminds me of I used to talk to chefs about this one when back when I was at the village boys, you know, we would do these, like the village boys had a big like, I think it was I forget the name of it. But basically, we had a bunch of chefs come to the armory, serve a bunch of food to like a giant crowd. And it was like tasting New York filling. Yeah, thank you. And I remember talking to chefs, you know, who would be at these things and it gets so frustrated with like, the people who show up because you get people who would just come and like, take all the little plates and or, like, you know, whatever was on the table they thought they were entitled to like all of it was just this entitlement and this sort of like mindset of like, gimme, gimme, gimme, I don't care about what's gone into making

it Anastasia has worked plenty of those rights does. Oh, yeah. And the thing is, is that like, what I don't like is it's gonna sound terrible. But when you're working one of those stations, right, Mr. Watson I ever do this we put all of our energy into the product and like we never fluffed out our table. Right everyone else we'd look around and we're like, Oh my God. We were in an event once and John short literally, John George showed up in a sailor's outfit looked a lot like Joe Hasan is looking today in a French sailors outfit. And I'm gonna get by you the hat Joe. Anyway, like, he had the hat the whole thing you know, the little Anastasia, and we're like, oh, we suck. We suck. Remember that stuff. Anyway,

yeah, you went and bought like a lamp shirt. I don't

know. You told me to buy that shirt. Don't do that to me. Anastasia. Don't you do that to me to stop me. We go to thrift stores because this guy said I love thrift stores. And some person made for someone in our family. Like a denim shirt with like a lamb on it made of lamb for Wow. Like a lamb shaped lamb made of lamb for sewn on lamb wool. sewed on to the denim shirt. My accurately portraying this Anastasia? Yeah, with a rainbow above it. Yeah, yeah, that's what made it there. Wow. It sounds like Dave, you're gonna buy that you're gonna wear it. I'm like, Come on, man. And she's like, you're gonna buy you're gonna wear it. And now all of a sudden I'm doing it. Now all of a sudden it's me. Yeah, but

you weren't that and why was why was John Georgia sailor

outfit everyone. John George. His Booth was decked out.

Like cosplay.

Like cosplay? Yeah, my little mutton. Anyway, my point is, is that my little mutton? Oh, that's good. So, what, uh, what I hate is like the people who come to it, right? And they're, they're not really engaged, like, their eyes are kind of at half mast. They're like, just like, consuming everything. Yeah, they don't even look at you, when they take it. I don't care really are human vacuums. It's just like, it's not. And by the way, when chefs are doing that, they're not getting paid for that. No, no,

one of the most interesting articles I ever wrote, I think it might have been for timeout, I can't remember. But it was all about sort of the economics of those things, and about how much shots actually lose? Oh, so much. And like, what do you actually gain? Like, I think maybe a little publicity, but not really enough to justify

right. And if you don't have enough money to pay the shift wage for the people who are working with you, they're getting hosed. Right, or, or you're getting hosed twice, like everyone's getting hosed. So I know that you've paid a lot of money people to go to this event, I understand that. But what you got to understand is, is that it's whoever you paid the money to, that's running away with your money, it's not the cooks, it's not the bartenders, please just look the person who's giving you the product in the eye and say, Thank you. And if they want to tell you something about the food, listen, that's all it's very, it's, it's all you that's all you need to do. You don't need to be like, I love it. I just like looked him in the eye, except the item. If it's on the table, say man, I take this some sort of higher human. That's it.

It's all it's required. basic etiquette of human 101

People don't have it when you're working a party when you're working a party. And people like yellow drink order out of the side of their mouth that you and, and don't look at you, and then reach over and grab the drink from you without looking. Oh my god, you're the guest. I hate that person. So much. Like, I don't know, I don't know, what is it? Again, it doesn't take a lot. It doesn't take a lot.

It's just a humanizing. That's the thing. It's like you might as well be at the vending machine handing them their drink,

right? And if I was getting paid at all right, or paid a lot, and we get to your bay paying a lot you're like, I don't care. Yeah, you know, treat me terribly punch me in the face. Like I used to think a good business model. I had this thing where, when I was younger, like at the office, I used to work in an office, which is a terrible idea. When I graduated college. I was a paralegal worst job in the world for me like soul crushing, except for my Xerox finger was very strong. I used to, I shouldn't say this. I used to go to the New York Public Library The New York Public Library used to have a very good circulating cookbook collection very good at the mid Manhattan library amazing, like stuff that you couldn't find anywhere. And I would check it out on the way to work. And I would wait till everyone left the office and then I would Xerox the whole book, bind it, and then bring the book back to the NYPL. And that so like my, and I used to do that also with the technical books at Sybil. This is how I like learned a lot of technical stuff before it was on the internet is I was copying all of the food tech books at the at the science industry and business library in NYC. Shouldn't says anyway. So my Xerox finger, very, very strong. When we talk, we're talking about things we hate people we hate. I forget what I was talking about that. Wow.

I can't. You're asking me about stories. Remember that? Then baby boom. And

I don't know. I don't know. Why was he talking about copying the books? And was he talking about the debt job? Well, then or now, I

think we were sort of on the sort of track of dehumanization? Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. I think the thing is, like, it's like, oh, I don't know. So like, my wife is gonna make a thing was I had this skill. That's what it was, where you could no matter how big and beefy you are, and we had some big beefy folk in the office. You could hit me over the head with a copy paper box empty. And I was fine with it. No matter what you could do with a copy paper box. Like I was fine with it. So I was gonna stand outside of the of the I don't think I ever told you this Anastasia, you know, the information ball the clock at Grand Central. So I was going to stand out there with there was a there was a guy I used to work with who's never lost an arm wrestling. He doesn't look huge, but he's never lost in arm wrestling. And you know, he comes from a long line of like, union bosses, right? Anyway, you get a kind of mental image of the guy in New York guy. And so he was going to stand next to me in case someone tried to actually punch me in the face. And then I was going to insult comic, like, just insult people as they came up to me and then for like, $5 a pop, they can hit me over the head with the box. Good business, right? Yeah, we couldn't get enough boxes. Oh, to make it work. You know what I mean? Because we were like, well, if we had like, 100 boxes, that's still only like 500 bucks. And then you can't use the box twice and where we're gonna get all these Box Tops. But it would have been a good business. Right? Yeah. So, you know, if you're making you know, $500 an hour when you're 24. Yeah. dehumanize me.

Yeah. Why not? It's kind of goes with the territory. Right? Yeah. So yeah, I mean, who you know, embrace the degradation. Right?

Make a lot of money. It's gonna be degraded. Make a lot of money. Right. Here you go. Yeah. Brought it back, Joe. All right. Hey, since I don't know where we are in the show, John, you want to tell them about Patreon? why they should join what they get what they don't what they bought

patreon.com/cooking issues, you get early access to listening to the episodes and column link, you get your questions prioritized. When you send them in, you get discounts to all the awesome people we work with, like kitchenettes and letters and whoever else we're printing with at the time. Yeah, and you get to help support us, which is always a nice thing, too. So nice for us anyway. Yeah, exactly. We got great guests coming up. Quinto, do we have them coming up next week.

Next week is Caroline Schiff, executive pastry chef for gage and Tollner. And then the week after that shouldn't be Chris Young to finally tackle the infamous creamy.

Well, I mean, I'm sure he's gonna want to talk about his new product that he's selling. And I'm sure Chris is gonna be like, spend the entire time I just came out with a new product that's been years developing it and let's talk about the creamy we will be making fun of the name creamy though. It is a terrible, terrible name for a product, I think, Chris, yes, creamy. Speaking of creamy. By the way, Patreon people. If there's something you want, let us know. John, am I right about this? Yeah,

absolutely. We'd like to find better ways to engage with, you know, the higher paying tier members. So let us know what kind of stuff you guys want from us and we will do our best to accommodate.

Yeah, like what I what we don't have the time to do is to figure out what you want. But if there's something that you want, and we have time to provide it, then why wouldn't we? Right? Sure. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how many people downloaded the 3d files that I put up there. Probably none. Or like the pie books. Probably none. You don't I mean, but I don't know. I don't know. Quinn, that doesn't count. Man. You don't have to join you work with us. You're you

are. I downloaded them before I started.

All right. Fair. All right. Well, I appreciate that Quinn. Appreciate that. Yeah. Okay. So wait, something we were just talking about reminded me of Oh, Patreon listener wants to know I forget who it was because I'm having trouble going through. Ah, yes. I wanted to ask you about editing the the Pakistani manga article and like what was going on with that? And have you noticed that you've done that ordered the season already? Is it already over? No.

Yeah. For nowadays? Yeah. Yeah. So that was a fun story. So the writer, Ahmed Ali Akbar, he had actually already reported this story and another form for I believe it was, I want to say it was either Cook's Illustrated's podcast or milk Street, forgive me, I cannot remember that detail. Anyway, it had already come out sort of like in radio format. But he wanted to do more reporting on it, make it into a print piece. And so he brought it to us. This was right before the pandemic started. And so we were really enthusiastic about it. Again, we knew he'd he'd have to do some additional reporting for various reasons. But you know, he was he was game so we got started when the pandemic happened. And we kind of had to put the kibosh on almost every long form feature we'd been working on. At the time I was editing eaters long form stories, that was my brand new job right before the pandemic and so yeah, we kind of just had to sleep on it for we weren't sure how long we're gonna have to sleep on it for we didn't want to

why did the long form stuff get chi Bosch? Because of the pandemic people? Well, they have more time to read? Not enough time to produce?

Yeah, you would think so? No, well, a couple of different things happen. One was like every editor who wasn't already sort of working on more breaking news was assigned to work on more breaking news and a pitch in there, because obviously, there was so much food news to keep reporting every single day of the pandemic.

So it's all the same news were ruined. Yeah, basically, it

was it was like just an unending stream of the prescient story is really terrible. But they needed everyone to pitch in. So. So that happened, but then also, they were like, well, you know, we've never done recipes, we don't really do home content, but everyone's now stuck at home, they're not really going to restaurants. So we should start doing home content, which birth eater at home. So they then asked me, you know, would you this was now um, this is like, early 2021. They were like, Would you like, pitch and more like, we know, you have like culinary background, I had been to culinary school, like I've done cooking, blah, blah, blah, they're like with your background, we think you should have this up. So I was like, fine. So that's how we start doing cooking content. So basically, they killed they killed the entire longform program. And they were like, This is your new job now. So I was like, What about Pakistani mangoes?

And so that's what we want to read. Yeah,

no, that's that's what I wanted to edit. You know. And so, fortunately, we were able to keep the story alive. It took like two pretty much two entire years. But yeah, man, it was great. You know, really, like was a trooper, we finally got it done. And he published a story and we were all like, super excited about it. And we still are and then it went to James Beard, or last year, which was awesome. I did get to try some Pakistani mangoes and they were delicious. I mean,

you ordered from the WhatsApp from that guy. What's his name? Mona?

I forget his name. There's a couple of different guys actually you can order from and now I'm not even sure like, because I think there's been some shifts in the WhatsApp industry. I am not the person to speak about this though. Ama definitely is. He could tell you a lot more because

he's Yeah. When you had it. Would you have it with him?

Yeah, so I got them through him. He was very generous and giving me saying Did he

say this is peak? This is what it's supposed to be? Because that's the thing. I never know if you get something right. I ordered some Turkish cheese off Etsy the other day. Oh, and I don't think you can write Wow, but I ordered some Turkish cheese off Etsy because you can't buy Turkish I mean, I'm sure you can. But like, I live in New York you think I could get and there's a couple of Turkish cheeses that I really like. And like, yeah, so I ordered some off of Etsy. And they arrived in good condition. Like they're very good string cheese. I know this doesn't sound like a lot but the string cheese game if I said this on air before, John I think so. Yeah, string cheese game. Very, very good. And and the the maker cheese called to loom that's like aged in as animal's skin. Very good. Anyway, so. Yeah. I mean, was it peak to the

it was it was ordered during peak season. So the season is relatively short. But but the one I gave me honest, to be entirely honest, I don't think he'd have a problem with me saying this because he was very open about it. He was not thrilled with them here like this batch. Yeah, with that particular batch. As somebody who had never tried a Pakistani mango before, though I was not as critical as he was,

but that's why I think it's always important and this people don't talk about this enough. It's always important to taste something like this. Like if you're gonna do any sort of holy grail situation. You need to taste it with someone who is experienced because then he can be like, these are good, but they're not the best. Yeah, that's

what it was. He was like these, the texture could be a little bad. But like the flavor was fantastic. Yeah, it was ambrosial, because that's what happens

with my tomatoes, like the tomatoes, not my personal tomatoes that I am connected to. They're not the same every year. Not every year is the best, you know, I mean, so when I give it to people, I'm like, these are fine.

Let's eat tomato. grown tomatoes still better

than probably 99 Nine of what you've ever had, but it's not like, it's not the one that was handed down from the mound, you know what I mean? Like, right, right?

I mean, that's the thing, though, when you when you care enough about that, and you have a hand and like, somehow procuring these things like, it's never gonna be perfect. Probably not like it is to the outsider.

But it feels so good when it is when you can serve somebody something near and you know that it's like that. And then you're like, because then if they don't like it, you're like, well, you're just a terrible person. They're just worthless. I should not

have wasted that tomato on you, man. Yeah, no,

you did not deserve it. Yeah, yeah. That's when you go with your kids from being like, you should try this to crap get get out. If you're not interested. I just don't you? Yeah. It's a heartbreak. It's a heartbreak when kids don't like that, whatever. Alright. Oh, do we finish talking about it?

I think I did. But if you have other questions, I'm happy to answer them. So

Quinn, do we have any other questions from Patreon and discord on that?

Oh, no. discussion about about the movie?

Yeah. A lot of people out of people seeing it. Maybe, maybe, all right. All right. Now, here's the thing. So one of the things you do, I guess, as a bridge, because you know, you're now taking things that are like restaurant style at home is you choose? And I don't know if we talked about this before the show or during the show. My mind is a blur when I'm doing these things. But talking to either like food personalities, or chefs who have restaurants who have done adaptations of their stuff for home. Yeah, that's kind of one of the big things. But what's weird is it sometimes you're writing it with them, sometimes you're writing it kind of as them like so. Yeah. But it kind of a fun, fun thing. So how do you kind of choose like, what and some of them I mean, let me let me make a little beef. A little beef with you here. Yeah. So you did a thing, which is recipe? I don't know. pheasant, John. Sounds interesting. Right? And so this is a dish for the longest night of the year. Right? Right. It's nice to think of it as the longest night instead of the shortest. Night so glass half full, yeah, glass half full kind of situation. So it's kind of a it's a what is it? It's pomegranates, walnuts and all this stuff. Yeah. But then and so I'm assuming this is like, and I know they're tested because it says at the bottom of everything that you have a recipe tester I forget her name.

It was the one Abby Manning

Yeah, she's good at that.

She's great. Yeah, we're very lucky to have IV.

Alright, so this instruction a good trick. So you're cooking down? I guess pomegranate juice and pomegranate molasses anything. And then it says a good trick to avoid scorching the bottom of the pot is to leave a flat bottom wooden spoon resting in the pot. So the heat is conducted away from the bottom. But which boots don't conduct? What is that? What is that?

I mean, that was a case that was the author of the recipe. That's her method. Yeah. So I have not personally tried it. IV. IV said nothing about this to me actually, in the in the testing process, not to throw you under the bus. I'm not throwing her under the bus. But it was not something that came up as like, you know, this is something that doesn't work, or this is something that works really well. So we kept it in.

You know, it's fun. It's like, silica. I don't know. Like, when I read when I read recipes. I'm not reading them. Like, I would guess 90% of people read it. I'm just looking for weird things to pop out at me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So here's another funny one from that same from the same recipe. And I know that like this is you know, not your recipe was funny. This calls for like, pomegranate. Again, it calls for red Peck mez, right, the pomegranate molasses calls for pomegranate juice, and then January 1, one half cup. Pomegranate arils not use a technical term for what those pomegranate seed things are not like pomegranate seeds. You're like, oh, 100% of people reading that are like pomegranate arils.

But the same people are probably reading this online where they can then open a tab. Yes, do it. This is a thing about like, I think this is also something that's changed, at least you know, for Eater is like, I think, like we like to assume a certain level of knowledge right among our readers. But the other thing is, is like I think there's a lot less hand holding in certain ways than there used to be with recipes, because I think it's like, it's either assume that people have more knowledge now or that they have the ability to immediately gain that knowledge by doing a very quick Google search.

Yeah, I was to do another couple of these These uh this this style of piece Have you a jack or Anastasia? Cuz I think it's la if you've been to Pizza Palace either of you guys have pronounced anyone that restaurant Yeah. How'd you like it? Describe it.

The food was interesting the room I hated the room which I guess is not what you're asking but it was like really fluorescent with a lot of TVs and I didn't like being there but the food was interesting.

Yeah. So you want to describe what the what the kind of the what the food is what it's what the style is.

I guess it's, you know, mostly pizzas pastas and sort of bar food with Indian flavors. I guess that's about as simple as I can explain it.

Right. So then this the mash up that you have on the on on eater that you did with the chef? Is like a chicken Callamard or no, it's, it's paneer Cali merge paneer. Pasta. It sounds great. Yeah, it was a good did you try it?

I actually didn't try it. That's the thing. I rarely get to try anything. But my tester loved it. I loved it. It was great. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

And then there's a couple more that you've done. Cooking cookies for one. kimbers This recipe is twisted. There's it's flowerless Fine. Get get this people. It's a I liked it. It's in grams. I appreciate this. 175 grams of light brown sugar. Right. Then I'll extract 225 grams of smooth peanut butter. Alright, John, you ready for this? Right 100 grams of chocolate for dipping is not in the recipe. All of that is it's cooked it's not a no bake. All of it is bound by watch on what are you binding this cookie with?

Chia see?

One single egg one single egg single way. And they hold together?

Yeah, there's only six of them though. That's the thing. It's like you got one egg for six cookies. Yeah, it's not the feet. It seems like it could be all right.

All right. And with two Ds. You're also a huge fan of ruining cakes and then putting it over ice cream.

I am yeah, I am. Yeah, I mean, because it's like you have there's very few things that are gonna ruin a cake to the point of inevitability. Like unless you like put in salt for the sugar,

which you said you did that like I did that actually in cooking school. Louise Yeah,

that was that was a great day. It was I couldn't tell you what it was like because I didn't actually taste it. I realized what happened like before it went to the oven. I was like well, I guess that's that's going to the trash. Yeah, so there's very few ways you can really ruin a cake to the extent you don't want to eat it. I mean, even even if you throw that cake in the trash, certain people will still pick cake out of the trash. That is the power of cake. I'm not saying I do that

right and say two other things I've learned from reading a bunch of your articles one you have limited freezer space. I do. That's true. And to you like veganaise and so we have 15 seconds for you to talk about why we should give veganaise a shot.

Oh texturally flavor wise it is great. It is not as anxious as Manet's. It's a little lighter. It's just cook with it. Like I haven't tried to mean like actually cooking cooking. No, like I make the sandwich top. Yeah, you can do that sort of thing. I make a lot of dressings with it, though. And just put it on bread and it's great. Yeah. All righty,

Rebecca, thanks for coming on. Come on again. Time cooking issues.