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Episode 123: Mashed Potato Nightmare


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Hello and welcome to cooking issues. This is Dave Arnold, your host live live. The back of Roberta's pizzeria in where's it Jack

says place called Bushwick Anastasia hates

it who won that that was le Pepin out right

now shirt went out in the mail yesterday, man. Nice. Nice.

Nice. Well joined as usual with Natasha hammer, Lopez, Jack and Joe in the engineering booth. Hey guys. Beautiful day out. Wish Anastasia hates. It's not that she hates the weather.

I hate the way people like the weather. Yeah,

yeah. Now you guys are getting a little bit of an insight here. A little bit of an insight and special guests in the studio today with us. Real Johnson who is a? No What's your UC Davis, you're in the Enology Department but you use studying right now bitters, correct?

Yeah, that's one of the things I'm studying. I do analytical chemistry and flavor chemistry on bitters and other things.

Right. And you are a a not a professional or semi professional. I mean, it dovetails with your profession, but you also privately are a flavor chemical collector. True or False? Very true. Yeah. And so like, how big is your collection? Now at this point?

A flavor chemical? Yeah, like in the lab.

We're just that you have around you have access to

probably 1000 Yeah, we started and

I visited a place called David Michaels, which is a flavor house down in outside of Philadelphia. And what's what factory was at right near was right near some factory that was making Nabisco holding place Melek Oreos True or False till you get in anyway. And they make some amazing vanilla. They're like I thought I knew something about vanilla and I talked to their vanilla guy. And then I realized that you know, I had not yet been born. In other words, like I had less. I had less knowledge about vanilla than an infant has about the world. As they're born, so anyway, so that we saw their flavor stuff. It's pretty amazing. mazing stuff. Any any personal favorites right now?

My real favorite aroma compounds?

Yeah, they like unusual ones. They don't give me any don't give me hexanol or any crap like that. Give me some

Hexamethylene Yeah, okay. I quite like rotundo that's the impact compound for black pepper.

What's the name of it? rotundone rotundo. And like rotund? Yeah. Oh,

yeah. 15 carbon sesquiterpene It's also in Surat wines.

Yeah, yeah. I love the word. Well, first everyone knows terpenes a great word, but SESQUI Yeah, that SESQUI to anything one and a half. Yeah, it's a great you know, it's like we need to we need to have like SESQUI Centennial is more often. Right? Totally SESQUI Centennial is are the are the bomb. Back when I was a kid? They actually were having SESQUI Centennial for things like that. Well, yeah, Civil War had no that's right now actually. SESQUI centennial, right. 150 150 Plus, let's

see. 11 Yeah,

that was right Sesquicentennial coming up was come came up on a thing when I was a kid was when some other war, whatever. And a big thank you out to co miles who's not only a supporter of our radio network, is this true or false? Jack? Oh, yeah, he is not only an incredibly, like, interesting guy. I met the cvwd class, super low temperature class, I will not reveal his history, for fear. But also now an incredibly generous, incredibly generous giver of the five volume Modernist Cuisine. Set.

Yeah, I'm gonna give them one of these.

It was awesome. And now I never ever again will be able to make the excuse. I don't own the books. So I can't tell you what they said. Right? I vow Yeah, I

guess you got to read them on that.

I vowed never to say that again. Very, very actual and real heartfelt. Thanks. Thank you very much. believe he lives in the Houston area right Houston. Anyway, I think so. And by the way, again, he's involved in NASA a little bit. I'm so excited this summer. We're late send me relatedness. Anyway, this summer, it says you're going down with us and we do the mango tasting. We're going to do the mango tasting again this year home again. Maybe Andy Ricker, the chef from puck Puck, good friend of ours, and we're going to go last year here. Two years ago Harold again I went to the fair trial which is the world's biggest collection of mangoes at least United States his biggest collection of mangoes and unlike a lot of other mango collections throughout the world, like for instance famous mango collections in India, or mango collections in Southeast Asia, the Florida one is very interesting because South Dade it's like south of Miami where it's the very tip where you can actually grow almost anything you can almost grow mangosteens not quite. I mean you can but Matt out in the open anyways. They specialize in having everything. So all varieties of mango and the people out there who their names Norris Liebman, Richard Campbell, I believe the two lead people out there. And they are mango nuts and jackfruit nuts. Last time we were rained out kind of and also, it just was a big, it was a big mess. There's a big mess the visit, we're gonna go again. And when I go down there, I'm taking the kids to Cape Canaveral. You like that? Because you know, Dax obsessed with rockets now? Yeah, he want yeah, he's like, I want to become some sort of a scientist astronaut. But we'll see. We'll see. You can do it if you want. We'll see. Okay. Now oh, by the way, Ariel, tell them about the special. The special chromatograph thing you have

this special chromatograph thing? Yeah, the the Franken GC. Yeah. Okay, so we have a gas chromatograph mass spectrometer, which you use for analyzing the volatiles responsible for aroma in a mixer or sample. But we have one with a switch and a cold trap that lets us basically remix all the volatiles from a sample or take a few out and have like an emission mixture and then see how that changes the aroma.

Now it's pretty badass, right? Yeah, yeah. It's the only one in the world. Yeah. And so who paid for it? Like, in other words, what research what research had money for it?

I think honestly, we built it from spare parts.

Really? Yeah. So this is one of the rare instances where you get to do something cool in a scientific context and don't need to get big industry to pay for it. Yeah,

we might have had a little bit of National Science Foundation or Jasper shields, which is like a UC Davis based environmental chemistry grant but Jastrow shield. Yeah, it's like some endowed thing.

Is that like a, like a space robot?

I think it's a person. I'm sorry. Yes. But But yeah, I mean, basically, it's an old, an older GC that we were replaced with a newer model. So we maybe spent like 1000 $2,000 on parts and then put it together

nice and and you weren't using that piece of code and I don't think but Ariel's the person who's doing the the GC work on this. Here's all showing that the torch tastes that we all had thought was a product of incomplete combustion was x is actually more likely caused by secondary combustion products from the high temperature of the torch true or false? Yeah, that's what it looks like. That's what it looks like. and also did some some work for us on what happens to lime juice over time as it ages. Correct? Yeah. And you want to give us a quick quick spin down on the findings

there. Oh, it's looking like rather than finding any specific oxidation products over the course of like four to 20 hours, we're actually seeing like an overall reduction in volatiles.

So you think and then Harold McGee? You know, it's always been saying that he thinks changes like this could often just be the reduction of stuff that's covering other stuff up rather than the creation of new crap.

Yeah, yeah, definitely. That's totally possible. You're like,

can you imagine like paraphrasing McGee with the words crap interspersed every other word? Like for those of you that know him? Like, he doesn't talk that way? Stately. Yeah, he doesn't. He's not like crap. I mean, it's like unless he's imitating me, in which case, in which case he does, he does a pretty good imitation of me. I think you'd never heard him do. He does my my jersey sometimes. Anyways, okay, let's do some questions. Before we get into some of the craziness. Like the woman crisis. I had a really bad dream about mashed potatoes last night. I had a horrible heart. Yeah, it was horrible. Like, well, so it was one of these situations where you're cooking dinner, right? And you let somebody else do something at your house for dinner. You know, it's a dream. Don't worry, people just didn't happen. And somehow they were mashing purple potatoes. I don't know how the hell that happened in my house. Because, you know, usually they don't, they're not they don't match that well, but whatever. So like it, whatever. They're mashing the potatoes. And then I looked at the mashed potatoes right before they were gonna go out because I've seen whether they're going to add butter or cream. You know, I have my thoughts about both. And it was simultaneously lumpy and gloppy and what have you. And then like when I put it into food processors, like I was like, you know, I own both a ricer and a food mill. I own both. I own several of each. I was like, oh my god, I woke up in a sweat. I was like, Oh, I woke up in the mashed potatoes hadn't been destroyed that way. That's but isn't that horrible. That's awful. It's horrible. But it reminds me of a very interesting recipe that Mills Norton used to make what he used to actually put potatoes with little excess liquid in a vitae prep, and blend them until every single starch granules completely ruptured. And it formed kind of a gluey, like potato gloop. And it was actually good which is a classic example another thing Biggie harps on and I do as well, of taking something that is normally a flaw and pushing it so hard it becomes a benefit again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, enough, enough of my gravy listeners

should send us their food nightmares too, if they have any.

Yeah, yeah. Les listeners, if you have any food nightmares, I don't mean actual food nightmares. Like, you know, you incinerated the chicken although I also appreciate those stories yet. You answer this question. I answer. I tried to prevent you from incinerating them and then tell you why they were incinerated. But yeah, if you have any actual like food like nightmares like that, it's like similar to the one where like you're trying to run away from someone and your feet turned to rubber. You know what that is? If your feet are asleep in the real life, you're in bed, your legs have gone asleep and then so your legs actually can't move properly when you're asleep. And your body somehow senses this and turns your legs to rubber. Yeah, yeah, that's my theory. But born born by the fact that I've woken up but I have horrible circulate what that is not about this. Okay. Okay, sorry. Okay. We have a question in we have a late name for the we have a late name for the Sears all they wanted to name it Salah hammer after us. Because it you know, looks like a hammer functional salamander and would be your favorite weapon of choice. So let's start to appreciate it. But as you know, we've already chosen the name. Okay. Ryan Santos. Right. Say and here's his here's a clear that typical cognitions question I wrote in last week about whether it was worth spending $400 To get all to get a 200 milliliter centrifuge. And I said No, I said, I don't think so. You know, no, I wouldn't say so. You mentioned the cheaper champion model, but mentioned I can get into the three litre range for about 1000 bucks. So far internet digging hasn't found me a model with three leaders for that price. Can you follow up on that comment with some suggestions for that price? Quantity? Thanks, Ryan Santos. Well, I don't know whether these guys are all tapped out or not. But look, the trick is this. The company that I buy my centrifuges, the manufacturer of my centrifuges is out of business because it's out of business. You can get fairly good prices on ones that are of semi recent origin, less than a decade old, right. And some of them haven't seen a lot of use and the advantages because they were somewhat common back in the day there are lots of parts available the company I use is Xuan which is a French company. Xuan was bought by thermo right, which is a large manufacturer of all kinds of scientific equipment, which is I guess it's a division of thermo fisher right or Thermo Fisher. Yeah. And so anyway, so thermo bought those guys and then discontinued there's one brand, right. So most people when they're buying new centrifuges, most of the chefs I know they're going they're buying hettich is what they're Buying I don't know why I guess they have a good price point or they know or like you know one buys one than the other buys one but I know Tony kind of Yarrow has hettich and Wiley both have had issues fairly small footprint. But but for a non refrigerated one I think you're looking at like seven grand and for you know, fully tricked out one you're probably looking closer to eight to 10 grand with buckets and everything like that swinging bucket, you want to go swinging bucket. We can get into that much later about why you would choose a swinging bucket or a fixed angle centrifuge. If anyone actually cares about it. I could talk for a long time about which one you'd prefer but anyway, in the kitchen, most likely you want a swinging bucket, just because the fixed angle rotors unless you have like a very special fixed angle rotor have very narrow throats on the on the on the containers that are in them. It's very hard to get the product out even though technically they Pelle it a lot faster than a then swinging bucket does. Okay, whatever again. I don't buy the used ones from Schwann can be very cheap. Now I used to buy them for a couple 100 bucks. I've talked about them enough. There's not that many out there. So you know if 10 People listen to me, then all of a sudden the price jumps in the availabilities go go down. That said there's a company called Ozark biomedical and there's somewhere in the Ozarks got helped me I think they're in Arkansas somewhere I think so yeah. And Ozark biomedical specializes in used and like fixing centrifuges, and one of the ones they carry is one, they often have reconditioned units, and they can run between 12 120 500 or 3000 bucks in that range with buckets. And like a 90 day warranty, which is probably good enough most gonna break within that period that's gonna break. They'll also make sure that your buckets are sterilized for you. So you don't have to go on like bleach rabies.com and get rid of everything out of it. And they make sure that your buckets aren't dinged up. So you're not going to have any like immediate fatigue fractures and a poorly handled bucket and they make sure that the rotors are good. I mean, the hazards, these these centrifuges that rotate at these speeds aren't they're not like ultra fuses or super speeds where you actually have a possibility of of what would you call it breaching the wall of the center? Few should there be a rotor failure, right? So you know, once you get into the much larger, much faster models that the energy contained is so great that you can throw even a large piece of equipment across and through a lab, you know, and there are plenty of pictures on the internet. internets have rotor failures in Ultra centrifuges. Now these units, as long as you get a newer unit that has the safety interlock, so you can't run it, well, you can but I'm not gonna run it with the lid open. You know, you're probably not in a life or limb death situation. That said, you don't want to have a rotor failure. And when you buy used, you don't know whether some knucklehead like threw the buckets around, you don't know whether or not they cracked it, you don't know whether they cleaned it with a detergent that is deleterious to aluminum, which is what these buckets are made out of. You don't know whether it's sustained an impact, you don't know anything like this. So sometimes I'll take a chance and I'll look at it and you know, I'll make a judgement. But I've been using centrifuges for a bunch of years and I had a bunch of people who had been using centrifuges for years look at my centrifuges before I started running them when I knew nothing about centrifuges. If you go with those aren't biomedical you won't be paying that much compared, you'll be paying like probably a third to less of what you would buy for the equivalent new model. And it's kind of guaranteed to work out of the box. And they're also very friendly. And we'll walk you through the parts of it if you have problems with it. And they carry motors and boards and buckets and all the replacement parts. Hope that they're helpful. Yes, yep. That's because new ones are expensive. I mean, look, look, I just had someone yesterday. Hey, Dave, what can I buy new centrifuge. I'm like, You bet. Why is it that we've been doing this for so long and we're still buying scripted? He's gravity's off the internet. Do you remember that? Like our new what's our New Year's resolutions? Does you remember? No duct tape on the box. I'm still a fan of duct tape the product but our box of crap that we show up with will not be duct taped together anymore. We're making the move to new banker's boxes. Whenever we're moving stuff around by ourselves for no reason. Other people move in? Well, I've learned that I wouldn't go that far. Please. I told you, it's like, it's Joey over there. I'm here. I mean, you don't have like, you know, when you're a musician, and you say every year you're like, man, next year, someone else is going to carry my bass rig. You know, I'm saying

get a van driver and oh, yeah, people are going

to carry our crap in the gigs that ever happened. No. No, it never happens. You always end up carrying your own crap. You know what, 42 still carrying my own crap. I kind of like I kind of like being able to do it kind of keeps you not being whatever. Anyway, whatever.

I have, like a lot of years of carrying my own crap together. That's what I just got from that. That's awesome.

Yeah, you know, you know what, like plenty of people I don't know or just you know, don't follow the route where you you know, make it a priority to have people carry it carry your crap for you. Like, you know, we always dream but never made it a priority. Look where we are. Anyway. Chad Drazen writes in a About this thing What the heck is this thing and he points to a link on smoke aroma.com Awesome website name right that is a pretty epic website name yeah you know what they make stops any idea with an arrow

anything Is it food or marijuana?

Wow good idea they should get into that business but they are pressured smoker manufacturers pressure smoker which I've never used the pressure smoker but they're like you can make you can make a barbecue barbecue ribs. They're not from around here so they don't sound like that. You can make a barbecue rib or like an hour like an hour flat. I don't really know that that's the case. You can make a soft rib with a smoke flavor in an hour. Oh, is this the thing where it cooks

the hamburger in like 12 seconds? Yeah. Is it like a pressure fryer?

No. Well, I mean presumably they they generate the smoke under like the entire system is sealed under pressure and then I guess they must use a compressor to evacuate evacuate the excess smoke I have no idea. I didn't have chance to look that up because it just just came to me this morning. But we rest assured we will check it out. People are interested in smoking in everyday environment people are like Can I smoke in my vacuum machine? Can I smoke in my Can I smoke in my clothes dryer? Can I smoke you know everyone wants to smoke and everything Kruger falls very true. Yeah. Smoke anyway by smoke Rama are the folks who make large pressure smokers and then in parentheses pressure smokers any good again, Chad I have no idea. I have no idea. Anyway. Okay, so the thing that the title of it you ready for this? Instant burger. Wow. You like that? Yeah, I wish we'd invented something with instant burger. Okay, so it cooks precisely measured burgers by that name. You're supposed to scoop it in like with a with a scooper. Delicious. Yeah. And you're not allowed to put salt on the burger beforehand for reasons that will become apparent but you can put in onions and bell peppers but if you do that you're not making a hamburger Listen to me people do not put onions and bell peppers in raw inside of your hamburger. I think it's a horrible idea. What do you think says onions or raw? I like a big thing of raw onion on top of my burger

if you put it inside the burger will just get like boiled. Yeah, right it's not tasty.

There you go. See take it from the scientist. No offense if that's the way you make your burgers. No offense. It's just like you offend everyone and say no offense doesn't help. But it does it does people rarely get offended. Okay, so it cooks a precisely measure burgers and 25 seconds without getting hot. Now it's not strict, strictly speaking true. It the burgers get hot. What they mean is there's no a lot of not a lot of excess heat pumped into the kitchen. Okay. It drives an awful lot of current. I think their manual says 30 amps or 30 minutes like 20 and I gotta look it up. It runs I have a regular 110 line. So I don't know if any 110 appliances it takes 30 So it's probably more like 15 or 20 Anyway, is this just an electric chair for burgers? Yes, it is. It claims to cook the hamburgers simultaneously inside and out and only cooks them to well done by design. There's a microprocessor that determines when it's done I suppose by measuring the current load how does this work? Love the show more questions for me to follow Chad raising from 50 licks LLC another good name 50 licks although Oh no, we're not gonna get into the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. We already talked about that on the

air. We used to work at an ice cream shop called JP licks really?

Yank a plane to make a plane with licks. Yeah, was any good? Yeah, it was really good. Good. Good. Shut up. Okay. So yes, this is in fact an electric chair for hamburgers, and it works on a. So there's direct resistance heating, right? So there's there's different ways you can heat things. Okay? So one is by heating the air mirrors something this is how you know, ovens work. radiant heating by generating large amounts of IR that's how you know infrared broilers work French freelance work this year's own. by conduction, we, those things are all conduction in one way while radiation is not. But the other one, the regular air of it actually is conduction mixed with convection. Well, I'm not gonna get into it. But one way you can generate the microwaves right where you're actually causing friction by vibrating the molecules on the inside of a on the inside of the food. That's an internal cooking technique. Another way you can do it is to strap electrodes to something and pass a large amount of current through it, use the object itself as a resistor and then use the resistance of the food itself to heat the food. Right. And that's the that's the principle of ohmic direct ohmic you know, ohm the unit of resistance heating resistance heating. Now a lot of this has been tried to actually divert talk in the air stuff about the electric chair for lobsters maybe well there's this company in England to try to make an electric chair for lobsters to shock lobsters to instantly kind of stun slash kill them before you boil them and it's too wet plates and you pull the wet plates down and conductive and and it like fries a lobster but you need a very thin fry it Zorch is it's it's a nervous system. But you have to use a pretty I mean, I was using I tested it with kind of bad results because the therapist got bent in a weird way I use regular you know 60 hertz, wall socket 112 110 voltage with mixed results. I didn't think it was any more humane and didn't make the last year any more delicious than Just cooking in and less scorch marks on the carpus. But anyway, so this is a technique that was it was touted as a humane way to dispatch lobsters. And I didn't have good luck. But that said, electro stoning is a huge field in both large value fish like tuna, things like this and wave form and the way the current is applied is extremely important in terms of how effective it is. But that That aside, yeah, this is an electric chair. So what they do is, is you have two conductive plates, you you set the thickness of the plate with a spacer on the inside, you smash the thing down it squishes the burger flat, right. And in this way, you don't use salt because presumably it changes the conductivity of the meat. And they like a specific fat content. They say it's for juiciness, but I'm sure it's also to get a specific conductivity through the meat. You push it down. And from what I can gather on there on that kind of literature around it and some of the patents around it. It just passes a large electric current through it. I don't know it's probably measuring Yeah, how much load the burger is providing at the beginning versus the end. Therefore judging doneness based I guess on I don't know whether they're measuring denaturation or water loss or whatever. But it's like getting and done and it literally heats the burger by zapping it with the electric current. It's an interesting idea. Yeah. And the old models used to have a rare and a well done knob and they've removed it because it turns out that they don't want you to actually mess with it. And it's in other words, the people who will own it were burgers weren't buying the instant burger. It's the people that you know, didn't want to think about things that were buying the instant burger to the extent that here's what the here's their bullet points of how awesome they already know cooking oils needed. But you do need a hamburger that's, you know, 30% fat, whatever Anyway, well, it's one of those things no extra cooking oil is I guess what they what they mean? I mean, I prefer a burger with more fat. Like that's one thing I don't like about the whole foods hamburger meat. Is that that like 93%? Yeah, definitely. And horrible. Yeah, yeah. No offense, orphans. Normally no hood or venting needed because it's not on very, very long, right? Here's my favorite. No cooking skills needed. Sweet. Don't you want your hamburger stars made by someone with no cooking skills? Don't worry, we make it in a way that it doesn't matter whether they give a crap or not really, it could be a machine pushing the button here enjoy and cooks out calorie laden fat but retains the delicious natural juices that's just hokum. That's just crap. Yeah, don't buy that. And I'm gonna buy cooks out the calorie laden fat anyway. So I thought that was really an interesting and interesting thing. Resistive hambre apparently will also cook chicken breasts. As long as anything, you can squish flat between the two plates, and get good conduction all the way through. You can cook and it cooks it very, very quickly. I'm anxious to try one at some point to see whether I like oh, if you smash a burger flat, and cook the bejesus out of it. I don't really think it matters that much how you cook

it? What does it do to the outside? You know,

it looked brown on the website. But it's you know, it's hard to say and I don't really know how much this thing cost. I mean, like I I'm a fan of a bunch of different burgers. If you're gonna have a thin smash burger, it needs to have plenty mucho grease. And then basically what you're saying is I like the flavor of a beef crust wallowing in Greece with hamburger fixings on it and maybe like a little bit of meat in the middle that's, you know, still a kind of meat. Right? Is this true or false? Am I wrong? Yeah. And if you'd like a thicker burger, it means you actually want some sort of like, you know, the texture or whatever. I see both. I see both sides. But Nick's Alaris you know, hamburger guru. He likes to smash burger I think as as well does. Josh Ozersky, I think believes I think so slash burger fan. Modernist Cuisine, not so much they like that they like the big poofy open like parallel string of meat parallel string of meat burger. Yeah. Okay. Okay, should we take a break? Jack? I can't see that. I can't see the clock behind the giant Modernist Cuisine. Okay, we're gonna take a break, come back as US

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But the beers by Harpoon and the music is by Herbert, spiffing, spliff, LinkedIn, spliff, LinkedIn, I wonder whether he enjoys some of the herbal medicine,

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And you can go to Italian bbq.eventbrite.com to buy your tickets for $65. And you know what's worth the ticket price on on people is if you go look at the image they have for it. It's the it's not Mark's whole face. It's just a special Ladner glasses. Special Ladner glasses does, what are your thoughts on the special Lehtinen glasses? Getting a shake of the head again, getting a shake off pitcher is shaking off the Ladner glasses comment? Yeah, anyway. Okay. By the way, it is still time to call into question to send 184972128 That's 714972128 Got a question in on soda bottles a Jeff can off at Jeff 2486 on the Twitter says any safety issue with reusing old soda bottles multiple times for the carbonation system that you outline we're talking about when I carbonate things, I use soda bottles. Usually, I use 20 answers for test batches. I use one liters at the bar, one and a half and two liters for events where you know you're gonna pour a lot out. soda bottles are made of PE T. Right PE T P maybe what are those things, one of those? One of those things? And you know, I use a multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple times. And is there a safety issue? Not that I'm aware. I mean, I don't believe that they have similar issues to PVC, where you get non PVC lexan related things where you get you cook it in the dishwasher and you get to like detergents plus eight plus heat equals releases nasty chemicals. I don't think that's the case. I think they're fairly neutral. I never put them in the dishwasher. I just do a hot water soap rinses and let them dry out. And I'm not aware of any safety issue. The reason I think a lot of times people don't want you to reuse it is kind of bacterial reasons. But you know, we're putting carbonated stuff in them and alcoholic stuff. And we're washing them very thoroughly in between and all the time in between they're, you know, they're either dry, or they're in a fridge with alcoholic beverage that have carbonated, which are very bacteriostatic and don't you could get yeast, but they're not pathogens, so they're not going to cause problems. Not health problems anyway. And so yeah, I'd say from that standpoint, it's safe, you want to make sure that you use me you could tell when they start to kind of go south on you and certain newer bottles have like outer layers, I think that are laminated on for, you know, gas barrier properties. But I'm not aware of any safety issues. If you use bottles that are not intended for carbonation, they can explode. So for instance, if you use Fiji water with the goofy square bottles that that made the millions of dollars that goofy squirt bottle but if you use the Fiji water with the with the goofy square bottle, and you carbonate it can explode I remember once so I'm this kind of guy where where I asked once I asked twice and then I just scream around in Britain and like break craps is true or false. That's three times three times. It's why I only ever once got the lady I only ever asked three times, you know, found my wife got married done right now, but normally it's like I'm like, where's the bottle? No response. Where's the bottle, no response. Wow. And then just grab the Fiji bottle which is there and I filled it full of course coffee and I was carbonating with nitrous to get the nitrous feed you know the nitrous oxide which gives a creamy feel and brings body back to coffee without giving the that kind of that prickly sensation that you get up carbon dioxide and boom, it blows up and sprees coffee in like in you know like books all around the room. So like I had a line painted across me of coffee. And there was a line all around the room. In this tiny is before we were in the trash room stars for a while I was housed in a closet in the amphitheater. And so the entire closet in the amphitheater had this is back to the French culinary had like a line of coffee around it that lasted years they could never get that thing off. Maybe they repainted over dimensionally. So the answer is is that they also if you heat the bottles with very hot stuff, like if you're trying to do like let's say you were trying to do a gel and fluid gel, you need to carbonate it when it's very hot. Aside from the problem that it's hard to get carbonation and things when they're hot because the hotter it is Less co2 wants to go in there. Those bottles start losing losing their structural integrity, somewhere probably in the 70s or 80s Celsius. 80s. Nice in that range, they lose their structural integrity and they can start to balloon out on you, which could be a safety issue, because if it explodes when it's hot, it's spraying hot crap everywhere. It's doing more than ruining your jacket. But other than that, I'd say pretty safe. You heard anything? Aereo?

I haven't heard any mishaps. Yeah, yeah, that might mean

like chemical safety, anything? I don't think so. But you want to make sure they're not very good gas barriers over the long haul. So you don't want to store a carbonated beverage and think that it's going to remain carbonated in perpetuity. Right. Another problem with plastics in general. Now, these plastic bottles are designed not to do it too much. I mean, there's they're chosen not to do this, but like the plastics can do what's called scalp flavors. So especially if you have oil based flavors that are in there anything that has kind of a hydrophobic component on it, that that can absorb into the plastic then the plastic can take on a smell, which then gets transferred to your next batch. And also it can it can remove enough flavor from things it's called scalping flavor scalping, that you alter the flavor of your product by the absorption and like you get this especially in sodas you'll notice we like low quality sodas with high levels of suspended oils and grape. Orange you'll see the bottles are actually discolored which is why and also things like root beers tend to leave aromas in the bottle that are hard to get out. Which is why when I'm carbonating I prefer to buy seltzer bottles because they come neutral just for what it's worth, which is probably nothing. Okay. Next question in from wine hacker on liquid nitrogen from Ruth Hello, Dave. Mr. Atia Jack and Joe. He didn't know you were going to be here. That's okay. Yeah. Okay. Love the show almost through all the back episodes now that I have that out of the way I have a couple of questions. I send the stash an email a couple of weeks ago with some questions about the general use of ln and a bar time environment. She seems to have ignored it which is fine. Well, wine

Your name is wine hacker. My email recognizes you as spam. Wow. As you decided to name yourself wine hacker. Found it buried in 900 Other spam emails.

Oh, wow. See, this is why we call it a hammer like now you know why? Why Macker you're getting you're getting a little taste. He just got schooled. You know, it's it's very instructive. I want people to get a little taste of what it's like. When she's not on the air. Like that's like a little like, like peek through the veil of what it can be like anyway. One hacker moderated the comments with she seems to have ignored it, which is fine. I often ignore myself to very good like self deprecation. Since we are closer to the date of our event. I also have some questions about vermouth. Sorry I have so many questions at once. I hope you can feel free to to break the answer to parts I don't dominate the show, whatever. I'm just gonna do it ready. They do it. The winery where I work is a union wine company in the Willamette Valley, Oregon. You're familiar with those people area? I've heard of them. Yeah. Good things.

Yeah, I've never tried this stuff, but I've heard of them. We

will be having an event in a couple of weeks. The theme is speakeasy go ahead and make fun of us for being so original ie not original. I said I don't have the energy. I only have a certain amount of energy. Do you have energy make fun of speakeasies? She's all tapped out she's still tapped out with the anger for being called out on air that she has no morning. You know, anger to make fun of us. Like why for the whole day? Well, I don't know about that. You'll be you'll you know you'll get a Diet Dr. Pepper. No, Dr. Pepper, I drink whatever. Don't get me started. Okay. Once you get some caffeine after the show, she'll get our anger back. Don't worry. We're going to move things around the seller set up a bar rent some furniture and other era appropriate props to fit the theme. When I began to think about drinks we might serve in addition to our wines, I immediately thought about a podcast a couple of weeks ago and decided to make our own vermouth. We will probably try to keep things fairly simple and offer two drinks. Manhattan and Martini are probably front runners. They're delicious. Partially since they both use vermouth, though I will need to make a red and a white vermouth. Anyway, one thing I'm thinking about using liquid nitrogen, so let's do the let's do the vermouth section first, because we have to go into liquid nitrogen but then go back to them in terms of Vermouth. We started looking at commercial examples trying to find a couple of benchmarks we looked at for examples Carpano Antica Dolan Rosso Dolan blanc blanc blanc Blanc de Blanc and imbue in Oregon made product the Carpano stood out above everything else that we liked some of the herbal aromatics of the Dolan Rosso, the Dolan blanc was very nice, though seemingly really relatively simple compared to the other three, if you had very interesting aromatics probably using pine fir or something similar. Are there any other commercial examples you suggest we look at? Currently, I think we will try to make a sweeter read and a drier white. Well, before I get into the other things that you write, yeah, I would look at Martin Letty Rosa Marta Leddy is, you know, I had it first maybe three, three years ago, three, four years ago, I started coming into New York as far as I can tell, and it's very Very good completely different mouthfeel thinner mouthfeel and different kind of aromatic setup from Capano and not played out yet which is good you know what I mean? Like it's it's like people know about it but not a ton of people know about it so you can still be kind of the first kid on your block to have it as far as I know it's good you know made by the car panel people put a message you know try that out and then on the white side I guess classic you know you should try no brat but you know, I don't use it much. I actually use stolen quite a lot from my from my white. I like the Dolan Blanc and they're stolen dry I actually and I like that they're sweeter one better the blanc I tend to tend to use it more than I do the dry but not for martinis. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Although bear in mind that the sweet vermouth that usually put them in Hatton's is made from white one.

Oh yeah, he he mentioned sweet red vermouth. Yeah different from we know it's red and white only because of the color and they are not because red white wine burr is the only one I think that I know of it's made is the only aperitif wine it's actually starts from a red

Dolan Rosso might actually be from a red wine really but there's a Dolan sweet that I think is

just Dolan sweet white and adorn sweet there's as far as I know there's the Rosso the sweet white Yeah, and the dry

but I think the sweet whites closer to irregular red sweet for me.

Yeah, I like it. Actually, I liked that product anyway. Other thing I would look I would go beyond strictly speaking for mousse. And I would go into other aperitif wines, like for instance, cocchi Americano. Or if you want something a little on the kind of more mainstream I guess les bonell Queen Karina Yeah, all that stuff's good. So like, you know, go and by the way, good websites for the well I'll go into what you say. So here's this here's a summary. This is why hacker. Here's a summary of what I think I know about the manufacturing vermouth baseline is nearly always white, sometimes very neutral. Sometimes an aromatic variety Muscat, for example. Sometimes it is purpose purposefully aged and oxidize, sometimes not. I'll add also that they often use a wine where they purposely stopped fermentation by Re doping it by doping with alcohol before they right

yeah, like port. Yeah, so not the same as port but like, right,

yeah. Okay. Wormwood, Jonah bark and gente en are the major sources bittering can be Yeah, right true. botanicals are extracted and alcohol dilute alcohol wine or fortified wine sometimes at times vary from hours to months through cooking to Yeah, cooking yet well. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right heat, right. Sure. Yeah. Sometimes extractions are distilled or steam distilled. Of course that would just be adding a distilled step. Is that true? Adding essential oils if Yeah, right. Distillation? Sure. That's fancy way of saying that? Sure. Yeah. I mean, his could be her a wine hacker sounds like a guy though. Yeah. Caramel can be added for coloring. juice or sugar can also be used as pens on the standard of identity. Right? What kinds of juices can be added and think so? Yeah, I think he had to add grape sugar and or cane sugar, right? No other. Right? Yeah. Total sugars around 4% for dry in between 10 and 15. For sweet. Final wine must be at least 75% wine, the other 25 consisting of sugar, alcohol and water. Anything else that anything else missing there? No, I mean, that sounds about right. Yeah, by the way. Remember, Vermouth isn't acidic ingredients. So a lot of times and sugar so people add things like mehat and get him really have any sugar or, or acid and like Iran. No, that's that's BS. Yeah, it's wrong. Yep. Okay, I'm looking at one range of herbs and flavors. I'm having trouble with color right now. There are three herbs I found for coloring red sandalwood and not Oct and rosebuds. However, I think I need something more. The color is not a dark enough red. It's a bit too much like an orange colored rose. I don't want to use more Sandalwood because it gives too much woody flavor. Hell yes, it does. And it would tell you a NATOs to orange. I may have to cheat Matt a few percent red wine or perhaps find the sandwich extracts. Any suggestions are appreciated. Can you buy cochineal here? I'm not sure. Why would you want something that red? That's hardcore.

I would focus on the flavor more than the color

Yeah, I mean because the Reds are usually actually more brown brownie orange Yeah,

so number Yeah,

right so like you know caramel classic old school caramel. Yeah, but if you can buy coccinea that mean like pretty badass. I don't know. Is it Is there an FDA against that? Are we okay, is that grass here? I don't know you know, pushing your crushed up aka crushed up bugs. Yeah. Oh, you know, or you could also mean if you wanted to, you could use an anthocyanin that's read at the at those pages, but they're not stable. So if you're not going to use it right away, you know, they're not time stable. They're not heat stable and they're not light stable. You know, that's been my experience with them. Anyway. Any suggestions are appreciated. Okay. Also, how may one sponsor your radio show? Joe any ideas on that one?

That would be send an email to info at Heritage radio network dot o RG and also the Abruzzi BBQ is going to be at the Heritage warehouse which is right around the corner from Roberta's. So that's my info. Yeah,

go ahead and get it get yourself in your hands on the mortal Edie and try that and try those other ones and try cookie America we use a boatload of cookie Americana with the bar. Delicious. Cookie. Yeah, cookies, good stuff and an awesome man cookie. Americana rookie camp survivor. Yeah, cookie. Fantastic. And go to these websites go to vermouth, 101, which is run by Martin Deuter off, you know, good fellow, interesting site to point you to a lot of things, and I don't own it. But, you know, I know Jared Brown and Anastasia Miller. And they wrote a book called The MCS aleni guide, the vermouth and other parties. And I haven't read the book, but I know them personally. And so you should go take a look. Take a look at that. It's available on the Amazon and a Kindle. So you do not even have to wait for it to show up at your door. In case because Amazon only had a couple of copies as of this morning. But anything else about the vermouth have you learned from your study of bitters area?

Oh, not so much from the bitters. But I'm in the like, vieni section of the UC Davis Library. There's a bunch of copies of Maynard and Marines like wine production and technology. And that has a pretty good section on brew mousse is that what does that from? There's editions dating back to like the 50s. And 60s like through the 80s was not

public right years nervous public record. Can you Google Book that thing? I'd have to look into the title one more time.

Yeah. Um, well, Maynard Emery and I think it's wine technology and production, but I could email you and actual, like library entry. Nine sounds good. But I mean, like, there might be a another sort of like community colleges around there that teach winemaking so they could have Sure. library stuff

while I'm here. Is that a winery? I'm sure he's right. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, the other thing is, I'm thinking about using liquid nitrogen to chill the glasses, and maybe for nitrile modeling. I've read your primer on liquid nitrogen. And we have two large 250 litre breweries around Dewar's around the winery. So doer is what you hold liquid nitrogen, and actually anything you put that stuff's into doer. But usually when we say doer, we mean the big doers, they store the nitrogen under pressure, roughly, I think 20 pounds of psi, depending on what size do you have the larger 240s I don't know 250s We have 240s. They, you know, they stored a slightly higher pressure. But anyway, that's what it is. So I will make a face separator as you should, by the way. So the phase separator is it's just a muffler. It's like a sintered brass muffler that you put on the end of a tube. And unless you take stuff off in liquid nitrogen tank, otherwise it sprays everywhere. Be aware that on the larger on the 240s that I've used, they don't come out as smoothly as they come out of the 180s and the 160s. And you can get a little bit of a choo choo train Chugga chugga chugga resonance on some of those things. And I think it has to do with the pressure it comes out of. So you might be able to adjust the length of the extract to to pull it out of to stop it. But we were having resonance issues on on a 240 when we had it. And it was like it was like chugging like a choo choo train, we still got the ln out, and it's not as violent as trying to take it out at pressure, but it wasn't as efficient as it was out of the 180s in the 160s. Just a little note to bending anyway. Okay, I know Okay, Mike, my questions are about safety in a bar type environment. I know how to work safely in a cellar but not at a bar. You still use these tools airpots to hold liquid nitrogen Are you do you suggest purchasing an insulated Dewar flask? Do you remove the internal dip tube from the AirPods AirPods of the coffee things? Or can this be used to dispense the ln seems like the air pot is not really a closed system but I'm unsure if removed. How do you safely to spend a dispense the ln does not seem like an airport pours very safely. Any other tips? Okay, here's, here's what I'm going to say about this. We don't I don't use air pods anymore. I used to use air pots, the coffee ones with the lids on top. And I used to try to use the little dispensing unit they aren't sealed. However the plastic in them can seize up, you can get condensation and then I've never had one getting a situation that's unsafe, you can always see it, they're venting off, but I've gotten it where they no longer dispense properly. And it true those ones with the poor tops are very difficult to get to close at the bar. We use crafts, like thermal coffee crafts and camping thermoses we buy them from REI because they have a guarantee. And I walked it to the dude at the counter Rei I'm like this suckers gotta guarantee he said yes. I was like, I'm putting liquid nitrogen in this thing has a guarantee. Yes, I was like so. So when it breaks, I can bring it back to you. Yes. Okay. So this week, right? So anyway, so I have liquid nitrogen and what we do is we own one at the bar five liter, five liter doer, like legit doer, and then we empty we we fill the five liter Doer for service, bring it back behind the bar, and then use that to fill the thermoses you don't get that much loss out of a thermos. And in a bar situation you're using it so fast and so much that you don't get that much of an advantage out of capping it because remember, when you're not using it, you get a layer of nitrogen vapor above it that provides some insulation and so you're not getting a huge amount of loss because it's got a very thin you know, it's got a very small narrow opening at the top. And those things pour quite well as opposed to the air pots which have all that weird nonsense in between the pour spout and you because you're not meant to pour out and you're meant to push a button and have it dispense. So move away from the Push Button dispensers and move towards coffee thermoses things like this, however, throw away anything that allows you to seal it. Let me speak to you again. Let me see Hey there's one more time throw away don't just like unless you take it to your house or something of this do not ever put yourself in a situation where anyone under any circumstances for any reason can make a mistake and screw a ceiling lid onto a thermos I need that I need you to I need you to listen to me on this one this is what caused the poor German cook in in one Germany two years ago to almost die and to lose I believe he lost like one hand all of one hand almost all the rest of his hand and I believe one of his legs and he had to be put in a medical medically induced coma because he brought to his girlfriend's house liquid nitrogen in a sealed thermos never never make it even a remote possibility that

that could ever happen. Right? No, you're making a bomb when you do that.

Yeah, yeah but either but the thing is, is that I've run into this too and the older I get the more I you know realize this especially when I'm working with other people is that there's a difference between knowing how to not make something unsafe yourself and guaranteeing that no one else can make it unsafe. Right and you want to guarantee that nobody out there can seal up that that container also, I think you know in light of what happened to the poor person in in England I think whenever you're bringing liquid nitrogen into a bar, you need to do a lot of safety training and that safety training is one you know telling people about the eyes Your eyes keeping away from the customer explaining ways in which it you know, it's showing how it can be safe showing how things that they think maybe you're unsafe like getting a little bit on your skin is not unsafe with at the same time reinforcing all the horrible things that can happen so you know making sure they understand how vitally important it is that liquid nitrogen never no cryogen ever be served including dry ice ever be served to a customer in its native state it's very easy to know that all your liquid nitrogen has gone out of your drink before you serve it if it's smoking it's it's no good to serve to your to your customer I mean it's you know hammer that stuff home hammer home that keep keep the Christians away from the customer not just in service but you know, throw the throw the extra liquid nitrogen down and behind you you know, be careful let people know that it's real let people know that people have gotten hurt when rules haven't been followed let them know you know let them read weed to them the stories of that of that poor girl who had her stomach removed read to them the stories about the gentleman who you know almost killed himself you know follow basic safety will never let them pour it above their heads never you know, you know make sure that they don't have a situation where they can pour it into their pockets or getting caught inside of their clothing just like you know reinforce you know, read the primer read other people's primers reinforce safety like that the most important thing you can do when you're training new people is to engender in them a healthy respect for the bad things that can happen. I mean, it just it just it bears repeating. And a lot of times people think you know, it's a gimmick you shouldn't bring in lots of things are dangerous, we're just trained to know they're dangerous. We know knives are dangerous. We know deep fryers are dangerous. You don't necessarily understand how or why liquid nitrogen is, is dangerous. And also if you're dealing in small quantities in a bar you don't need to get that much into his fixation but you need to make sure a lot of people still they'll bring large amounts of liquid nitrogen into elevators they'll they'll carry them up stairwells will do all sorts of like awful, awful things with liquid nitrogen that most of the time won't get you killed but then there's that time when it will, you know, so just look into it. That is that what do you think? Is that good? Good? Yeah. Okay, so interesting question in got a really interesting one What time is it? So I got a I got a good question here and hopefully I can finish it Mark writes in he was worried about nanoparticles before you know anything about nanoparticles by the way, I don't know anything but it was brought to my attention the safety of nanoparticles, but by Marco recently like I

mean, there are some concerns because they can like breach certain barriers but then they're like too large to be dealt with the way that like regular sized particles. Yeah, yeah, I mean system.

Yeah. But it's like the messed up thing is is that our ability to produce different ones is outstripped our testing of Oh, yeah, that well, crazy

jumping. We've got a few great shows on nanoparticles if you search our archives, Katie Keefer on Straight No Chaser has done quite a few episodes.

Does she enjoy the nanoparticle? Nana yes fan or foe?

fan of the potential

thanks for fueling my question. This is Mark reading. Thanks for fielding my question on nanoparticles. I now have a question. It's a bit more technical. I liked it. It's more technical than nanoparticles. I've been working on making Vietnamese rice noodles using the basic recipe and Charles fans book also available in epicurious.com. Charles fan the the chef at slanted Slanted Door in writes name his restaurant right in the Ferry Building in San Francisco, San Francisco. I've made some delicious batches for snacking and staff meal but they are too short and stick to each other too. I have to actually serve after experimenting for a few days. I think that the dough is fine but the potato ricer that I'm using back to potato razors and by the way this like after I had the nightmare I read about this how awful is that? isn't strong enough tool for a harder dough like this and doesn't make it look pretty? Do you have any suggestions about hacking a potato rice or to get more force, or a different kind of tool that could do the same thing or any general advice about making this kind of noodle? Thanks, Mark. Okay, so first of all, to get an idea what this looks like, I went to Andrea and wins website of Viet world kitchen.com. To look she reviewed fans recipe and also had a video of doing it. She also has what looks like a really cool cookbook that I don't have called Asian tofu that I now think I need to buy because, you know, all of my tofu stuff comes from like the Million Years Old shortleaf you know, book on tofu and me Cisco book of me. So I told you I call that guy one day, right? Really? Yeah, he picked up the phone. I was like, can you make can you make tofu from edamame? He's like, That's a horrible waste of human resources in life. I'm like, Oh my God. But anyway, so I'm anxious to eventually what I'm gonna, when I'm allowed to buy books again, when I moved my apartment, I'm going to be allowed to buy books again. And I'm going to buy that book. Okay. Anyway, she has a video of it, and the dough is indeed stiff. Look, I think all of these noodles and many noodle tricks in general, and also dragons, beard. And all these are really just exercises in, in in water control, right. So like adding a little bit more water can make a huge change in the reality rheology of your dough. And so I would say that you could probably look the way that these days are made is that the way this dough is made. For those who don't know what the heck we're talking about is you take rice, ground rice in this case, and you in you soak it sometimes up to four days to let it ferment a little bit and on the blog, they let you they show you different things. You then pour off some of the soaking water and then add fresh water cook it right now you're cooking out a good portion of the starch, right, that's providing the structure for the dose. So when you're using when you have a dough that doesn't have its own natural glutens right like rice, one of the ways to get structure into it is to cook a portion of the starch before you make the noodles. And that gives you some structure so that it's not just breaking apart and turning into nothing that's allowing you to form noodles, right. Another way to do it that you see if you look on the on the web to make rice noodles is people will pour a thin layer crepe style into a steamer with a lot of oil. In fact, I saw a really cool video on it. And see if I can find the name of the person I looked it up on on eat now cry later how to make fresh rice noodles. And she paints she paints oil and builds them up layer by layer in a steamer and then and then peel them apart afterwards so that you don't have to peel off each one individually. And that's pretty cool. So that's one way but this other technique is the way also you make dunk dumpling wrappers a lot is you pre cook some and also shoe pastry, you pre cook some of it to give structure of a shoe pastry is different because well you're retarding the gluten because you have a lot of fat and egg in it but then you pre cook it to give it structure whatever. So back to where it was. So the point is, is that then you're pre cooking it and then you're adding he adds tapioca back but some people don't they add more rice but tapioca is gonna give it a spring your texture, you control the water level of it then you extrude it into boiling water and you form the noodle. So you want to be very careful to have enough water I would add more water sitting out of a potato ricer or I would move to a higher tech higher force style situation so KitchenAid now makes a pasta extruding attachment that actually apparently works it's $150 I used to have their pasta making attachment for the meat grinder and it was a little bit less than useless. I don't know if you've ever used that one. It's useless. I mean like the reason it's useless it's it's worse than nothing because it makes you think you can do something and it's just horrible but apparently the new one new one works but there is a style of noodle in the south of India that they make with rice and actually use a really bizarre method where they fully cooked dumpling dough they make the dough they do the soaking they grind it wet make a dough cook it in a pan then form it then boil the dumplings then take the hot dumplings and extrude them through an extruder through a noodle extruder but they make a noodle presses for that you can get at Indian stores called survice of I press I don't know how you pronounce it but I think survive press but really interesting stuff there and I hadn't known about that. But one thing I did know about is they make something and I'm going to mispronounce a call that chocolate press with those are the fried Indian fried like doll noodles dal and flour rice I think rice or whatever flour noodles that you extrude through an extruder and fry and they look like like a screw like a cookie press but like brass and long and those things would work for this because they have screw pressure in it so you can screw the sucker down and extruded out so I would do that I would a try to make a looser dough and I would be trying to use one of these screw things that you can get at an Indian and an Indian shop. Now that said reading About this I went ape Loony, right and started doing and I my entire morning was shot because I was I was looking looking stuff up. And I'll give you a couple of things. There's a guy, and this is how you find it. You look up. My notes are holy crap. What you look up is making rice noodles, Chungking China, okay, and there's a Google there's a YouTube and here's what this guy does you guys familiar with oobleck?

oobleck? Yeah, they're like cornstarch water. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So

like a non newtonian fluid is a fluid that doesn't act where where, you know, the, the, the viscosity of it changes markedly depending on whether or not it's being agitated, right, non newtonian fluid. So, you know, a lot of things are what's called shear thinning. So the harder you stir them, the and the more force you apply to them, the more liquid they get, which makes sense because you know, the things that form a matte, you hit them hard enough, and the strands align, and all of a sudden becomes easier to share through them shear thinning. Well, there are things that the harder you work them the more difficult they are Oobleck is one of them and Oobleck is made out of cornstarch and water and you can go online and see these guys. There's a there's a video called, you know, people running on a pool of Oobleck and it's yeah, it's awesome. Running across, like literally running across it like walking on water and then stopping and sinking into it. And it's like chest deep, with strong like quicksand. Yeah, it's strong. Yeah, it's good. But this guy, this guy in Chongqing, China, and I have no idea he made some form of Oobleck noodle noodle thing, so he has what amounts to just a strainer that he's holding in his hand, right? And He scoops out of a bucket, handfuls of dough that appear to be a solid scoops him up, throws them into the strainer and then at the bottom where there's no force on them They're straining out like a liquid and he does that a bunch of times until it looks like it's what he wants it and then he holds the Oobleck over the water into boiling water and makes noodles that he then cooks for a couple of seconds scoops out and then throws them noodles right yeah, that's hence my notes no like holy crap Holy crap. And you know further on this I kept it and then I was like I got back on the noodle thing and I was looking at you know chef Tom out in California who's with the what currently is the the International Culinary Center out there in near San Jose you know he did a video on hand pulled noodles and I went to go look cuz I got I don't know somehow I got back and a handful news every once in a while to get but I've never gotten good at it by the way. But I've noticed there's two varieties of the hand pulled noodles so most of the times like when it's attempted in English speaking posts on the internet the hand pulled noodles style is one where the first step is to completely destroy completely obliterate the gluten structure by overheating the hell out of it right and if you want to know about this, but it's another thing I blue Do yourself a favor if you're at all interested in how wheat scientists measure DOS, then you don't have access to like the expensive books and you don't want to go like you know, try to like go on google books and read all of those nice stuff by like pasting and cutting between all of the different books like you know, serial signs and all that go go look at http www dot wheat flour book.org and wheat flour book.org has all of the things of how wheat is rated by serial chemists when it comes in and how things are done. And for instance, they say a sample of wheat is considered infested if it contains and this is this is strikes me as very odd writing. A sample of wheat is infested if it contains one, two or more live weevils, right to one live weevil and one other live insects in your injurious to stored grain, right? Or three, two or more live insects who are injurious to store grain other than live weevils. That's dumb, any to insects. They don't care. They don't care. They're like it can be to weevils, or a weevil or another insect or to insects

for the attic per per kilo or

I don't know it's a weevil. Maybe Maybe weevils? Not an insect? Maybe it's technically something else? I don't know. Maybe? It's not an insect. I mean, I know it's a it's a bug. arthropod Yeah, it's a bug. Yeah, it's a bug. But maybe it's not actually like an insect from a technical standpoint. And so that's why they they should put one thing would have been sufficient. Any combination of two or more live insect or weevil oId things. It counts as infested. Here's another one definition of light, smutty wheat, wheat in a 250 grand portion that has an unmistakable odor of smart or which contains smart balls. Portions of smart balls are spores that are smart in excess of a quantity equal to five smart balls, but not an excess of quantity equal to 30 Smart balls of average size is light. It's muddy wheat.

I think average says smart bulbs gonna be the next bend and whoa,

right, right. Check this out. Check this out. Here's one more for you from this awesome, awesome book. At the end of the book. There are standards from the American Association of cereal cereal chemists have recipes with which to test flowers. So like when they're like they have like the standard sugarsnap sugarsnap cookie, they have ginger or whatever they have Like the standard, and they also have something called the Asian noodle texture test. And it literally is like lineup cooked noodles. And they have a plastic tooth that pushes down into it right, and a sample of five noodle strands are randomly selected into cut into seven centimeter pieces. The five noodle pieces are laid side by side on the TA TA dot x t to texture analyzer instrument platform, a two byte compression test is performed using a special plastic tooth compression is performed to 70% of noodle thickness and then released and then redone again. And it's like literally they have an Asian noodle texture test. And it's this this document is and why it's important noodle texture is an important quality characteristic. Oh really, I had no concept. This book is available for free people. This is free. Like this is like this is what I'm being told that I have to leave one second. Before I before I before I leave. So go check out the wheat wheat flour book.org. And I found that because I had to look up you know, they have like one of the one of the tests they use is they make a they make a disc of dough and they inflate a bubble into it to see how it extends. Right. It's called an alveolar graph like a veal in your lungs. Yeah. And so I read that in the in Paula, Paula for Tony's book how baking works. Exploring the fundamentals of baking science, which I hear is really good, but I don't own a hardcopy of another one that I need to go buy a copy of Anywho. So the the end of the story is that I was looking up. As usual, it all ends up back in hand pulled noodles. And I was noticing that the because handful of noodles are interesting, because you have they have to pull they have to have extraordinarily long extension, right? without snapping. So you would think very low, low gluten, or you know, wheat gluten flour so that they won't snap back. Right. Right. Yeah. So it seems to me that there's two main ways that it's done. So if you look at like the ones that are done in English, they put things typically in a mixer and they just destroy the gluten obliterate it, wipe it out the same way that you do for beaten biscuits, we're just saying that I can make properly right gluten is just obliterated by overmixing. Then you have the ones and those ones when you're looking at them hand pulling the noodles, they pull slowly. And but you know quick, not slowly, but like kind of evenly. And they just pull it across. And you can see that the noodles like almost want to pull themselves into noodle shape, right. And then you look at the ones with no speaking that are done most of the time in Asia, where it's just some guy on the street doing it. And those guys have an entirely different technique like the inception of their needing right first they do the tearing and ripping and destroying it and you can tell that they're they're putting water and they're doing water control. Same way as soba it's like proper soba manufacture all about water control well back to water control. And you can see them when they get the texture right. But then their final kneading process is a stretching, aligning and rolling whether actually looks like they're aligning. And after they start doing that. They never again go cross or rotate. They're always just, you know, just portion and stretch back torsion stretch, and then cut off little pieces and always going in the same thing. And those guys, right? Those guys when they're pulling the noodles, it's like slap a rack that rack up slap that that and they're pulling hard, right? And they're slapping the noodle around, which means that that sucker must have more structure. Now the ones that I've tried to learn from have always been the western style ones. And those are premised on the fact that there's no internal structure one way or the other. They just beat the crap out of them. And I've always found that most of those noodles don't have a lot of bite. My question is to everyone out there who's tried it? Is there a fundamental and qualitative difference between the slap or rap DAP, and the beat the hell out of hand pulled noodles, I have no idea of cooking issues.

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