Cooking Issues Transcript

Bitters, Breakfast & Beyond


Hello and welcome to cooking issues. This is Dave Carroll, your host of cookie issues coming to you a pre recorded we hope this is the last time we're coming to you not live. We're coming to you from Newsday in studios at Rockefeller Center our brand new location for the cooking issues podcast joined as usual with Mr. Asita hammer Lopes. How're you doing? Good. Yeah, we got we got John. But he's we're all together which I really love doing that John behind me how you doing John doing right? Yeah. So much better doing it. Right. So Joe Hasan, engineering booth over here. How you doing, Jeff? Hey, I'm doing great. That's the last little bit of the Rockefeller Center voice and keeping for you to start he

know Yeah, he should just always do Joe's name like do you do it like that?

i It's a good name. Like for that it's the right number of syllables. You know what I mean? Like some of the ones that it's not the same announcer anymore. Right? But like if there's a lot of syllables are not enough, although some some

it's gotta be a one syllable. First Name two syllable last name because Well,

Michael Che works. Like it's hard when it's like a lot of a lot of syllables. And they have to carry that level of intensity across. Murrayville assume you're long. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's her name. Right. Alyssa? Lewis and Melissa. Sorry, apologize. Anyway, Anastasia loves being here. Especially on Tuesday because she keeps looking out for to see what they can see some of the people but they never walked through here

right now. Right, Joe?

No, I never seen but you don't really care do you? Do. I mean? Yeah, I would if it was someone that I really enjoyed. musician, who do you really enjoy? If I saw like Liam Gallagher, or something like that sounds stupid. That would be like,

and would you? Would you be I wouldn't see him or would you punch him? Are you are you a Gallagher Brothers hater or, like you can love their music and hate them? Like for instance, like Michael Stipe giant douche. However, Rem I like the music. Okay, wait,

if Michaels they wanted to come on the show because he's a food person that he likes food. He would say no,

you're saying no. I wouldn't say no. I will be polite because I'm a huge fan of the work you do. And I'm saying like I'm a fan of the of the man. But he's a well known douche.

You're definitely a well known Well, is

he really? Yeah. Huge douche. Right. What does he do? I only

met him once. And he was a huge douche. But save. In retrospect, he was actually right. Here's the things like a lot of times, a lot of times people like are right, but in the wrong way. Does that make sense? Yeah, so like, I was in college, this was so like they had already REM which is a band for all you young uns out there, like REM had already come out with what I consider to be the core of what made them like a great band, like they'd already done like, you know, don't go back to rockville and like all that early stuff that like only southern people listen to, like, you know, the Virginia kids listen to, they just broken out and become kind of huge national. This is 1989 or, and they showed up at the school with K RS one from Boogie Down Productions. And at the time, I didn't know much about K RS one, but I had spent a lot of time listening with my buddies to REM. And he was like, I'm not here to talk about me. I'm here to talk about Karis one. And I was like, douche. And then and then I was like, no attitude. And we were all like, there. It was like, it wasn't like a big thing. It was like it was like a like a room with like, you know, 1520 people in it were like walking around and we're supposed to talk to each other. It's one of these kinds of situations, right? And I was like, and you know, we were all playing music at the time as well. I was like, Oh my God, you went from being like this kind of like small college band to going national. You know, what was that? It was that transition? Like, what was it like? Because all of my friends at the time were interested in that same exact problem that they had just gone through, you know, and I mean, I wasn't trying to like, you know, get any secrets. I was just curious kind of what they was like, just extending a piece of paper and the turn away and left. I was like, douche. I was like, man's a douche. And then like, but music great. In fact, I owe I owe Michael Stipe, my marriage. Because I, I went on this date with this woman. This is literally the day, two days before I started going out with Jen, who I'm now married to. I go out with this with this woman on a date. And she was like, I really like I really like rem and like, I also like REM she's like, I love Michael Stipe. I was like Microspikes such a douche. He's like he wouldn't be to me I would like I'm like this is over. This day. It's over. Goodbye. And I left and then two days later started going off again. And that's it here it is history. So thank you, Michael. Thank you Michael step, by the way. For those of you out there. You're never going to do this. I'm the only If you did this, I actually met that person. And I did not know she was a Michael Stipe fan. And I met her drunk at a party. And instead of doing anything, I gave her my number. And I said, I'll call you when I'm sober. We'll see whether this is going to work out. And luckily, it didn't. And that's a good, it's hold back, hold back. You don't want to have to deal with the State fan the next day. You don't say and you don't say instance, you're like me, you the same way

you don't know. I'm like you. And then I'm not like you when you say I'm not like you. Which we're not gonna get into that right now.

I don't really understand what you're saying. Yeah.

But I will. I'm going to eviscerate you after the show, actually, about what what we're just talking about. But go on and see the questions.

So what about Michael Stipe?

No, just do the questions. Alright. So

let's, before we do the questions, for those of you that don't know, if you're hearing us, I don't know how you're hearing us because we're not coming through live. This is one of the special secret Patreon. Well be Patreon. Only we think for a little while and then it will go live as part of the record. We're still negotiating with other people. So if you're hearing us it means we figured this out. And I'm glad you're listening to us, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, when Joe Joe's classic question to us when we're here. Well to John, really? He never He doesn't care what Anastasia has. He wants to know what John's had for breakfast? It's become a little bit of a running thing all two times. Yeah. So I mean, two times, you know, two steps to run. Yeah. You know, as long as as long as you you know, you're kind of not like heel toe, heel toe. Two steps is all you need. Yep. So, what did you have for breakfast last time?

Dunkin Donuts? I think blueberry glazed donut and strawberry frosted donut. Unfortunately, with sprinkles. Oh, unfortunately,

with sprinkles sprinkles. You're at no sprinkles, man. No.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't like to touch. I mean, I like sprinkles on other things, just not on my doughnuts.

You like sprinkles on other things? Okay. Did you know Are you familiar with the Krispy Kreme scam that they have not scan. But do they have gone? Yeah,

vaccine and goes every day isn't the line really long?

I don't know DAX. Like, here, like a phone app doesn't go here. He goes down somewhere. I don't know. And so he goes by gets Krispy Kremes every day. They gave him a hat the other day. He's go so off and he came home and Krispy Kreme hat. That's cool. That's pretty great. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, also DAX comes to me the other day. And I know I'm going against my relatives and everything he goes, do not have a G or an N in it. Unlike both DAX its dough as in it's made of dough and it's in the shape of a freaking not like you put on a boat. It's a dough freaking nut. Not a do not where the heck would do not come from what would where a deal and UT come from? Like, where would that word just drop out of the frickin sky. It is made of dough in the shape of a freakin nut. It is a doughnut. Obviously, but the thing that x did that really ticked me off was was G oran N What? On what world is donut spelled with a G without an N? Yeah. Yeah. To dough hut. Ooh, must start that business. What do we sell the dough hut. Now you had a dough hut? Yeah, a flyer was a dough. Hey, do you see this new thing someone wrote a paper on, you're gonna hate this so much ready to hate something. So they made this new pasta that they engineered a pasta in the pasta is flat. And they engineered little ribs into the pasta, so that when you cook it, it goes from flat to a curled shape. Okay, so like, I don't know why you need this, but it makes like little boxes, or it makes like little half tubes out of flat sheets. But I mean, I don't really understand. I don't know whether it tastes good. That's not important. But here's what's funny about it to me. In the paper in a scientific paper they're like, as sustainability becomes more important things need to pack into finery a smaller and smaller places. So it's like this fake argument about trying to be more sustainable by having the pasta curl as you cook it. Instead of kindness how much energy time and thought they've put into making a pasta that goes from one shaves. I want you to say we're interested in making something that's fun that curls up when you cook it. Wouldn't that be more? Yeah, when that'd be more also. separate question. Sorry is ticking me off John. When you buy scape, right? Have you ever bought skate where they rip the skin off? But they leave the cartilage winging?

No. Yeah, me neither. Yeah,

I went to the fish store for Mother's Day. Jen was like, I want skate. I'm like, Okay, I haven't made skate in a long time. I'll go to get skate. So I go to get skate. And I hate shopping for fish during the pandemic because it's that awkward moment where I'm going to pull my mask down and smell the freaking fish. You know, I'm talking about guys. It's like you need to smell especially something like a skate which can go that like iodine, the ammonia, ammonia like that ammonia smell So I'm like, I'm going to do it but I feel a little bad you feel bad doing that, John.

He, I mean, I've never done that at a fish store.

Really? Really? You just take their word for it and it's good.

I try to go to only fish stores where I trust what they have. I mean, yeah, I don't know like what if you like so what happens then? If you find it smells off like they put it back in the case or do

I don't care what they do with it as long as it doesn't come home with me. Joe speaking of this, since John only goes to very nice fish stores Anastasia only gets things like mustard when she flies in her private jet to places like Belgium. Can we get new standard studio monocles? Is it possible to get like monocles for these guys because, you know, and like maybe Mr. Peanut top hats for them because of the very fancy Pinky out life that they like to live with a monocle? Yeah. And we're gonna get some monocles have a red tint. Yeah, we're on row row looking through the world through rose tinted monocles. I

like it. Anyways, we were on Jon's breakfast.

Oh, hold on. We're not there. We're good. We're gonna make it back. Remember, that's how this works, how many years? So they serve me. I was like, I look at the skate. I'm like, can you fillet for me because I don't want to bother doing this. And he's like, it is filleted. And I just looked it up. There's a giant ball and running through it. I'm like, and I was like, You know what, forget it. And then I had to go. I haven't had to take skate wings off the bone in a long time. It's not hard, but I don't really like doing it. Do you like doing

it? No, it's

not. Alright. I don't. It's not fun. It's not fun.

And like, I was looking at all of the skate wings, because there's the way it works, people skates a cartilaginous flat, kind of like a disc shaped fish. And they cut the two kinds of wings off. And if they leave that, you can see a little bit of where the body was in the middle. And you put your knife you cut along and you cut them along the wing and you lift it. So there's four sides to it that you take off two big ones and two little ones anyways. So I was like, looking at the cartilage thing. And I don't think there's anything you can do with that is there John? We skate doesn't make great stock. You could make a stock but it doesn't make great stock. It's not like a snapper, or something like this. And I don't think you can crisp it up Japanese style and chew on a Kenyan.

You have no I do. Yeah. I haven't tried to prank them. I don't necessarily. I think that might work.

I pitched it which is probably done but I had so much else to work on that day that I didn't want to do. Okay, back to your breakfast. So donuts spelled with a Dunkin style. Yeah. And then what do you have today? captain crunch crunch berries. Oh, they before the show. You couldn't remember the name of crunch berries. You were like with little like colored balls in it? Or?

I looked it up before the Citrine sound smart. And yes, you just Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah, yeah. Are you familiar? My, my family were very familiar with all of the different Captain Crunch. Are you familiar with? Whoops, all berries? Yeah. No, yeah. It's just a box of crunch berries. And they tried to pretend like they did it by mistake. And so you're getting some sort of limited edition. So they're like, Oops, all berries. We I know we've had this discussion before. I don't know whether it was at newsstand or you know, elsewhere but I find that Captain Crunch excoriates the top of my mouth in a vicious way to shreds

Shona Yeah, sounds like home toast. Yeah, yeah, like debt from the from Denny's. Yeah. Danny,

Danny story, Anastasia, probably Denny's used to do an all you could eat. And I showed up. And I just kept on eating and in the server. She was like, I'm pregnant and you're making me physically ill how much food you're eating. I was like, Listen, I I mean, get a different job and bring me more pancakes. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, whatever. Anyways, okay, so I'm assuming that the crunch berries were ripping the top of your mouth apart. So you had to wash it down with what?

Well, milk but then also have a chocolate covered and Timmons donut.

Now, first of all, enter means in my family, I tried to enter. There was an intimate contest. We talked about this. There's an intimate contest to tell your intimate story and I can't believe I didn't when you were going to win a year supply of intimates which in my house is an infinite intimates. I like the intimate with the little balls on top we call them rabbit turds because they will kind of like rabbits as a brush with the sugar there. Yeah, yeah, and those little turd things on top love them love them. And my family now we buy the chocolate sampler which is chocolate covered chocolate. Rabbit turds chocolate glaze that's like that. Those are the money. That's the money isn't one of those. The Devil's fruitcake. The Devil's Food Cake is the one that has the rabbit turds on

that one sometimes. Yeah,

very good. Yeah. So anyways, so I've told the story before I won't go too deep into it. But again with going out with my wife our very first date was on Valentine's day it was snowing. I went to a store 24 which is like a wall was rip off. And I bought a variety pack the intimates doughnut variety pack. And at 3am Jen and I on our first date hung out in the snow and ate the entire freaking Variety Pack. And she ate her full four and I my full four full four. So without antigens, and without Michael Stipe no family. It's like it's like four different

family.

I guess I would have I guess I could have a different family. I'm assuming I would not have a family at all. And then I'd be wondering the wandering the weatherman loop in my in my guy. I don't think so. I don't know. You didn't know me back then. That you could have found

somebody later in life.

I would not have. Okay, yeah. It was then or never. That was all there was. All right. So by the way, Mr. Garcia likes chocolate flavored cereals. I don't like chocolate flavors. Here's John. You are trying to make a chocolate flavored cereal by mashing and intimates donut into your crunch berries or what? No,

no into his mouth. Yeah.

The crunch berries were like the appetizer than the dump. Yeah. All right. It was dessert. Yeah,

yeah. Okay. Okay. Do you know So? So? I'm gonna ask jokes. I've done this work. Joe, are you You like cereal? Right? Because you're a person. I like cereal. Alright, are you more of a fruity pebbles or more of a Cocoa Pebbles? If you if those are the only two options? I don't really like either. They're too Sandy fruity pebbles or Cocoa Pebbles?

I don't know if I've ever had either of those was Yeah, I know. i We grew up in a non sugared cereal house.

Just yeah, we never also know TV.

was like yeah, we had rabbit ears back then. So it was mostly like Doctor Who and

and you know what's unpleasant about Fruity Pebbles besides the poisonous kind of like fake fruit flavor which I enjoy? is the color of the milk with a fruity pebbles is just a horror show. It's a horror show. It's like it's like an aquarium you haven't clean?

I did like once the year with the two can the

reveal your nose? I saw some sick two cans at the zoo over the weekend. To Cancer cool, man. Do you know that they use their beaks as thermo regulators. They're huge and very lightweight, and they're full of blood vessels and so they can regulate their body temperature by pushing more or less blood out in their in their nose, which always knows. Jay Carter in 1974 wrote in via email Hey, Dave, what's the best remove for Manhattan? Probably the one you like. Right? I mean, by the best remove is that is a fresh remove. And one that you enjoy. I've tried. Oh my gosh, you met with CI is CI is is CS CI right? Yeah. Man studio and opera and opera fun story, and local bitters and Luxardo cherries. I like using rye whiskey. I've had some good ones, but I'm in search of the ultimate Manhattan figured I'd run it by you and your feedback would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. All right. J Carter, listen. First of all, like different from Moose or rat rat, radically different, right? I would stick with there. So I don't really think there is such a thing as an ultimate. And also the amount of Vermouth is gonna that you add to a Manhattan is going to depend on which vermouth and which rise so if you use like a really, really like Bri II kind of rough like, you know, 50% Rye like Rittenhouse, which is what I like to use, right. And you also want to use a really kind of like full big kind of like, you know, bomb of a vermouth like Arpana which I still love even though there was a kind of a anti-car panto backlash because all of us bartender people like loved it so much for so long, then you would shade back a little bit, you wouldn't do a full to one, you would pull back a little bit on the vermouth, whereas you know, if you're using like, you can make an excellent Manhattan with some of the like, kind of like lighter fruity or Vermouths like Martin Nelly or one of these things, but you could be those you can do it and so it's really what you like. And I think half of the fun of doing it is like just testing a bunch of different from booths are not that expensive. And even if you don't like it or Manhattan, there's plenty of uses for Vermouths. Other than that, like for instance like before dinner, why not just have like a little glass of Vermouth. I like having a little glass of Vermouth, John, do you like having a little glass? Do you start yet? Do you like a pre dinner? Like? No, just just Rosie.

No, I had I had a cocktail last week. That's not

what I'm saying. I'm saying like when you're in Italy, let's say yes. You have a little glass or something before? Yes. So what about you? You're you. Where are you with drinks? We haven't ever talked about this Loveman hands my hands

on Yeah, like very simple old style drinks.

would have hated our bar.

You know what I mean? On Saturday night?

I don't want you tell me.

Bacardi passion fruit with passion fruit period.

Wait, what is already passionate?

what it sounds like.

I mean, it's a run with fake passion for it. But then you added passion for it if you right yeah, you found a passion fruit puree that you enjoy. Yeah.

I don't know some Spanish brand, but

like you get into store. Yeah. When you say, do you mean actually Spanish or do you mean like it's in Spanish? Like? No, I think it's actually Spanish. Okay. So like from Europe. Interesting. All right. And it's the yellow one or the or the it's like yellow. Yellow. Yeah. And somehow the real passion fruit rides up over top of the poisonous. Yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah. And they like it's a synergistic kind of, yeah, yeah. Real good. And you make it like, you mentioned pour it over

a rock cheeses. Well, I mean, then you get like the crunchy passionfruit. Oh, yes.

Okay, so I have a problem with gloopy drinks. I hate it. She knows this. She's just trying. She's not.

I love that you love it?

I like what I like. Alright. Nick, to answer that Manhattan question. So actually, John's gonna come off the docket bleeding right now. I liked it before when you would push the button real hard. And we all knew the question.

I'm trying to be real ginger with my typing here.

Yeah, I don't like hearing it.

Oh, this dasya hates hearing people tight. If you ever have a phone meeting with Anastasia and God help you if you do.

I'll ask why. Who's tap dancing in the back?

Yeah, of course. The stars. He is the queen of like, leaving the radio on in the back having friends playing violin in the back. All sorts of crazy stuff in the back and the stasis call. But God helped me to wash your hands or type something, then you're the bad person. Yeah, we give each other hell on the phone though. I yell at you about that. You yell at me. Like why can't you clean later?

Yes. Although I did it. Can you hear me when I'm going in the bathroom on the phone?

Oh, god. Look, can

you? God invented the mute button for a reason.

So you mute me? What? Oh, no,

that's not the way view works. That's called hanging up. All right. Nick Robertson wrote in via email. Hey, I have a curious question. The bar I work for uses Aragon to help preserve wine bottles for our glass pour menu. Remember, we did that first test at Del Posto years ago with the organ system with the fancy lines when Jeff Jeff came in. And so we were all sitting around he was pouring single ball. Yeah, it's kind of fun. Yeah. The borrower worked for us are going to help preserve wine bottles for our glass pour menu. Now this bar is closing to relocate. And with Aragon be useful at all to help preserve the integrity of hard alcohol slash liquor healers would do more harm than good. It's not going to do more harm than good. But it's going to do a whole lot of nothing right on any hard liquor. I wouldn't worry about it. The one exception would be things that are like below about 20%. So like your Vermouths most of your tomorrow's and stuff are going to be fine as is I would mainly worry about like your Vermouths. And yeah, sure, hit that core come in, hit him with the thing and they'll be a little better when you move them over. And it'll it'll it'll mean that you won't have to refrigerate them as much like, Oh, back to the thing on the vermouth question for a minute. I know it's been deleted already and it's over. However, do refrigerate your vermouth and do and do you know use it fresh. So like if you're not going to use a lot of Vermouth. Get the smaller bottles because you just need to use it fast. That's the main problem. When I was a kid, and no one used vermouth. I thought vermouth tasted like peanuts, but it was just like oxidized crappy vermouth that had been sitting around. So most vermouth is decent, if it's fresh, you know, it's, they're different. Some are better, some are worse. But you know, freshness is is the key thing there. You know what I do at home Anastasia? Yeah, I put the I pre mixed the vermouth and the in the whiskey array in 20 ounce soda bottles. And then I squeeze out all of the air cap it throw it in the freezer and then just mix it with ice water real quick at home that you can have instant no stirring, no nothing. It's good. But then the cocktails at Manhattan. I put the bitters into, but like the key thing is that in a 20 ounce soda bottle, you can squeeze out all the air so it never oxidizes. And then if you don't water it beforehand, it won't freeze in the freezer either. So you can just you just shake it a little bit because the vermouth will settle over time. Once it's with the liquor and then you can just pour it into a glass. And I think it's two to one Bucha of that booze mix to water. I think it's two to one. So like two ounces of that booze mix ounce of water. You know give it a quick stir and should be already at the right temperature ready to rock and roll. What

I'm supposed to have a barbecue on Saturday, what should I make?

What kind of people are they? Are they more passionfruit Bacardi people are more Manhattan people. Mix I think look at a barbecue. That's a lot of work to do at a barbecue honestly, I would get like a bunch of like light fun looking bottled beers

no and really about no no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about cocktails. I'm talking about grilling.

But how big is your grill again? We went through this last week it's like off

three by One Hello hotdogs what's a hot dog?

Connecticut made hot dogs that I think are the best really? Yeah.

Best what best Connecticut made hot dog

better than some bread better than Hebrew national better than soubrette is like saying nothing. Okay, so what's what's your favorite hotdog brand? I've worked commercially out there.

I forget then I forget the name of it but that one that we had I looked it up and I can buy it. The one that we had in Detroit was great. was great. I had one I bought some from Katz's the other day and I thought the skin was a little tough when I cooked it but the once you have it at Katz's it's really good. Read subreddits caseless right. subreddit not even its cases is the is the humble with a case or no? Yes. Alright, so that's half the way to great you know what I mean? Like Like,

all the good Connecticut hotdog places, all sort of humble netiquette has great hotdogs I know

you said this Sunday we'll do the the the Connecticut tour of hot dogs I have never had a Connecticut hot dog other than like at the Yankee Doodle, which was like a little lunch place at in New Haven but I've never done the Connecticut hot I want you describe to us all what the Connecticut hot dog is as opposed to other people's hot dogs.

I think for the most part it's pretty much the same. I don't know the Hummel has a really good snap and fries really well grills really well and done on the grill really well. It's just like the three hotdog places that I like how they do differently. But what I think like the one unique Connecticut hotdog topping is this kind of like pepper relish that was popularized at this place called Black Keys in Cheshire. And yeah, it's just a bunch of peppers that are ground out and then cooked down really hard in apple cider vinegar and then some other spices in it. But yeah, I

don't know when they're banana peppers. No, I think bell peppers. Green Green Belt.

It looks like confetti. I think it's all of the colors.

And can you buy this pepper relish? In Black? Yes, you can. Yes. Because it honestly tastes different from your standard sweet relish. Yes, yes. And different from like a panda ciaochao.

Yes.

Bring it bring it if you're coming. I'm trying to I'm trying to get some

stars like put up or shut up. Get some of that gets. Do you are you a relative and stars?

A little bit. Now a little bit on it. Yeah, a little bit.

A little bit. You know what I like? I like relish, but I really really really really really just like a boat ton of sauerkraut and a lot of mustard. Yeah, a lot of mustard. Hello. Has anyone figured out the problem of the bun getting soggy when you put in much much sauerkraut deep because you know it's not polite is to put your hands into the sauerkraut at the table and squeeze out the extra juice and then put dry sauerkraut on top it uses a slotted spoon, right? It's still to work. I can squeeze

it with a tiny sonogram. But with the tongs I

mean for the amount of sauerkraut that I like to put on a hot dog. Like I've never had it not soup out. Like when I do it by myself at home. I put it in a towel and I go Sheboygan and I squeeze the extra juice out and then I put it on the bun. But I don't like when the bone gets pasty. Does anyone like when the bone gets pasty? No. No. What are you guys feelings on the top split bun versus the sides split bun. Doesn't matter.

What tops? Would

you like a tassel? Is that a Connecticut thing?

I don't know. Yeah, like tops. What?

Do the sides split top split?

I honestly don't know the difference. And I'm assuming it's something maybe. Which is the split you'd usually get in a lobster roll?

That's a great question. Yeah, that's a fantastic question. So if they're buying like standard Martens is a side split like a standard American hot dog, but a lot of really good loss replaces we'll use the top split because they don't break open. I like to tops with them. Yeah, the good thing about a top split is the way they're cut. They don't hold as much unless you like push it open and push it down. But when you're lumping crap on top of it, it's got that like shelf above the dog or the meat where you can put stuff and they don't they don't ever break in half the way a size put does right John? Yep. Yeah, yep. They're harder to toast if you're if you're a diner operator. The old way to do the the sides Blitz is to fully open the sides but and put it on the griddle. And you can't really do that with a top split. But oh my god, they're the best lobster replace Believe it or not. The best lobster roll I've had in the past eight years is not at the beach. It's at a lake called Cedar Lake in Chester, Connecticut. I don't know where this guy he's a teacher during the year. And in the summers. All he does is make lobster rolls at this shack and it's just like a bunch of lobster with lobster butter that he makes from this stuff. And he just sits there paints the butter on the top splits and then tosses like the you know he has the the claw meat separate from the tail meat. He takes the two pieces, tosses them in a lobster butter puts them on the roll done. So good

cedar lakes next check. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know whether it's as good as it was. I haven't been there a year and a half. If but, man we used to go there all the time, it's not even that expensive. And he would just like load the load the lobster on the thing. Because for me, I'm all about just lobster and butter on my on my on my lobster roll, you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't need gussying You don't need to gussy, that thing. You know. Anytime you've got C, it means you're ripping me off. It means you're not giving me lobster. You could have given me lobster instead of gussying. Yeah. Some things just don't need to be messed with. All right. Okay, interesting. One in, I think. I don't know. David S. Rosenfield, wrote in who used to work at Blanca back in the day. I remember when I remember. Yeah, Blanca. Have you ever either. I went for friends and family. And then it was impossible. I

wasn't invited. And then it was impossible. That was back when like, I went out women. And like, it was like, Oh, David does radio show. And then now like, everyone will have to be like, Oh, we have to invite Anastasia because female power went Hispanic power and all that stuff. What? Really? Yeah.

Good. So anyway, so the that was named after his mom number. So like that was Carlos. Mom was from Panama. And then Roberta's who's whose mom was Roberta's?

I don't know. I don't know. Anyway.

All right. So I'm reaching out because I recently came across a very bottle, a very old bottle of back to anastasius favorite Bacardi made. So for those of you that aren't familiar, like the Bacardi that we know isn't the original Bacardi. Bacardi is from Cuba. When Castro took over Cuba. He nationalized the Bacardi distilleries, and so then Bacardi, the product, the family, you know, they weren't part of that they moved elsewhere. And so the Bacardi is no longer to Cuba McCarty, okay. I recently ran across a very old bottle of Bacardi made in Cuba, that was buried. I mean, probably not literally buried, right? Probably not literally buried, buried in my late grandfather's wine cellar. It was either underfilled or lost a lot to evaporation. Weirdly, weirdly, the juice is a pinkish red color, any ideas what may have caused this? Alright, so and then, you know, they sent me a picture of that also, next to a picture of very old bowls. Bowls you never saw. Anyway, I don't know a lot about this. But my old partner at existing conditions, Greg bone from cocktail Kingdom is a collector of collector and drinker of vintage spirits and vintage cocktail books. So I sent him the picture. And he says to me, hi, that amount of Angel share loss in the bottle is about the most I would tolerate before I would consider it not potable. The color is a bit of a problem. It is probably Oro with that style of rum, which should be slightly darker, but might have that but that color might have come from also partially from Cork contamination. That bottle appears to be from about 1938. But I would need a clear photo to be sure that I said to him, I said, Well, Greg, thanks. What would happen if it had lost more? Was it just not enough alcohol to hold the flavor anymore? He goes, good question. And this is he didn't elaborate further he goes good question. Vintage spirits drinkers. Consider that a bot that a bottle that is lost more than 10% of its volume to be dangerous to drink. Why dangerous? I don't know. Maybe it's because it means that if it loses more than that it could be contaminated the other way? I don't know if that makes sense to you. sighs really? JOHNSON I can't go anything I thought anyway, that's what he says. And he drinks a lot of it. You guys. Also during the war, World War Two, I guess. Or maybe the I think

they mean when anyone says the words were really? Okay.

Even nowadays, yeah, I think so. Even though we've been in a war for the past 20 years. Like, all right. Also, during the war, there was a cork shortage and metal closers were used in that case, the color could come from a little bit of rust. Alright, so that's the interesting. That's the I thought it was interesting. Yeah, yeah, definitely. That That answered. Covenants matter for you, John. Yep. Hit the push. All right. From bricks percentage via Instagram. Do you have a recommended source for glycerin for use in drinks? Do you have any podcast videos or any published info on your use of it? I don't know about published. I mean, I talk about it a lot use vegetable glycerin. And it's a little bit unfortunate because some people when they say glycerin, they mean mono and diglycerides. So just a very quick version. So Anastasia, like Nastasia is playing a game that requires her to match numbers rather than listen to the radio. Yes, I am. For those of you that like are my age out there. I encourage you to use the term zero tasking. Everyone says that they multitask really the zero tax everyone does anything, everything, everything

behind everything. Why are you making bases if

you're like one of the kings of multitask,

I don't love that zero task. If I either do one thing well or Many things poorly.

Got it from you're doing many things poorly.

Or not, or not at all. Not at all. Oh, no, we wouldn't be like, like, I have a bunch of things I need to do. But really, I only do one thing. This is why like when people come to me and they're like, when he like, why haven't you worked on my problems? Like when I work on your problem, I will work on your problem. 100% But I'm not going to work on it even 0% You're going to lose the game. Just stop playing. It's just spelling

or literally just spelling, then you're gonna you're gonna lose, you could lose both celibate. So I told you you would lose. I don't know. I

started like celery. Yell a bit

LEBATCELEI Oh, I okay

that's great. It's good stuff. It's good press impressive start to the new studio given it the new go trying to be more engaged in the radio program. I'm feeling it. How do you spell celibate? I heard they got a new computer. Beautiful.

celibate and a S

and A Yes. All right. So vegetable glycerin, glycerin, aka glycerol is the backbone of a triglyceride. So mono and diglycerides. So there's a fatty acid, three fatty acids on a glycerol molecule that's a that's a fat molecule, right. So if you take one of those off, and it's no longer triglyceride, it's a diglycerides. You take two of those off those it's a mono glyceride those things are emulsifiers glycerol or glycerin as we call it by itself is just a you can it's a slightly sweet kind of adds body and mouthfeel and thickness and you can add it don't add too too much. And just get its vet get vegetable glycerin right, that's what you get. There are various differences among the ones we once did a side by side tasting of the ones that you could get by the gallon on Amazon, but just get one of those ones by the gallon you're going to use it in such small percentages that the very minor taste difference you haven't seen them shouldn't make that much of a difference. And you're using like literally like a couple of grams per liter anytime your sugar drops below about 8% or in a soda anytime your sugar drops below 10% Anytime your alcohol level drops below, drops below about 11% in a carbonated drink or even a non carbonated drink consider adding a little bit of glycerin and it'll body it up. So it's really good for low alcohol drinks and for low sugar sodas. That was a good enough answer, John.

Oh, delete, delete.

From misplaced enthusiasm via Instagram. I recently made the David Kinch pastrami. I haven't seen David Kinch in a long time. I'm just trying to imagine

So was your your famous David can phrase I can't remember. But I can't. Like I can't remember.

So like David can't. He has three Michelin stars. Right? So he finally got three stars. I don't know if he still has but he had three Michelin stars. But that the hilarious thing about kimchi is is that he always looks kind of sad, right? Like, you're like, hey, they just gave you three Michelin stars. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, he just looks. He looks like he just it looks like that wave just hit him real hard. Like broke his board in half. And he hit the ground. He came up and he's fine. He's fine. But it's like, you know, anyway. So I didn't know. I don't know whether it was about cash. But we were talking about people chasing stars. He got his three stars. And the phrase was Wake up and smell the Reds epi has no meaning has no meaning. John, is that have any meaning? No. But like, it was like it was a Will you ever

tell that story of what what? What happened in the meeting with our old investor?

No, really? No, no, no, I won't tell that story. But ever on a yell ever. I listen. I won't tell the story. But I will say this, like when you are dealing with someone who is partially reasonable, right, then you should not put them into the part of them. That is unreasonable. Right? So we're in a negotiation. And I thought I was being reasonable. And then someone accused us of not taking care of someone who was VIP basically doing bad customer service, and then started calling us that we weren't paying attention to what we're doing. And the Stasi and I had literally spent every waking moment trying to make sure that everyone had gotten their fulfillments on this series calls and had personally mailed the one that we were being accused of not mailing personally. I lost it. Is that not what you're talking about? I'm talking about oh, I'll leave that one. Yeah, can't talk about that.

It's so Good, we're so good.

There's no way, like if we lose the ad,

but people would have to pay like, like $100 a month on Patreon to hear this story. Yes to good. Yeah, we're

gonna do like, we're gonna do like the Patreon thing where you guys like those of you that sign up, hey, by the way, this is a good idea is a good idea stand by it as they say, and I think you should leave. Here's what we're going to do people like, we're going to announce if you're hearing this you already know about it, probably we're going to announce a Patreon thing where you're going to pay us a certain amount of money per month, we're going to give you like the call in number here, you're going to have an extension that allows you to call in during the show for the Patreon users. Also, you'll get the show live and early. And then we're going to post the show for people who you know, because you know, we're not about trying to withhold forever, right? We're going to post on Friday, I think right says yeah, yeah. So like, if you want it between Tuesday and Friday, and you want to call in and get special bonuses, you'll pay the $5 month, whatever it is, but here's what since you're hearing this, why don't you guys tell us what you want out of a Patreon and then we can add those things. Like a jump rope. Nobody wants to jump rope. Everybody hates jumping rope. Okay, what's worse running or jumping rope? Jumping rope? Yeah, yeah. Joe, what do you hate more running or jumping rope? Jumping rope? Yeah, John.

Yep, jumping rope.

And there's nothing else you can use a jump rope for I mean, we're going to use this as a grot What are you going to use it for? Put up your Tp the hell you're gonna use it for

i Oh, I made a fire MITB and it works well.

Good. Yeah. Don't run to the nest.

Yes, I would have done it. There was

a goose nest. The Stasi loves the geese until it decides to use her teepee as a windbreak. And did that skip the birds out of his bonsai. Oh, so it did talk about that on her. Oh, so. So a pigeon. I live in New York. Pigeon dove flies into taxes Banzai container outside, which is like I built out of metal a bonsai holder to hold it outside so you can overwinter outside. Literally all the outdoor space that I have access to in my life is about six inches by six inches, like a little piece of aluminum that I've illegally screwed to the outside of our window. Pathetic. bird comes in, sits on his tree plops an egg right next to his bonsai. And then taxes like yo, and then the bird flies away. Right? And then leaves the egg there and like well, now you're it's mom. Now you're it's mom. And so like I bring like an oven and I'm like, here, you set this on proof. We can incubate this freakin egg, you know? And Jen's like, no, the bird might come back and like birds not gonna come back. So like apparently it takes a couple of days, sometimes bird comes back, looks at the egg goes math and takes off again. So there's still this egg here, I think is probably dead by now. We could have incubated that, and that could have been the basket. I mean, I think it's way late because, you know, this is a time of year when if you look at the ground a lot you see dead pigeons, babies. Yeah. Yeah. Your neighborhood. Yeah, yeah. So I've been seeing the you know, the babies that fell out of the nest or the you know, the ones just like I can fly. No, you can't? No, you can't. So anyway, so yeah, we almost had a baby, baby bird and DAX could have baby bird did that thing. Imagine will actually baby burning a baby bird.

You at one point we did an event in at a person's townhouse and they wanted you to make like classic cocktails in addition to three specialty cocktails remember that that we brought and we didn't have the tools or the product to do that the sounds right and they were paying us a lot of money there they had pay with they never pay us a lot and

they were paying somebody else got paid

and you had said If Jesus Christ came down and wanted you to baby bird feed him,

right? That sounds like something I would say you wouldn't do it. I would. I said I wouldn't do it. Yeah. No, I'm not going to argue about that. Because that is totally something that I could say I would probably say like slightly more animated angry and slightly more curse words. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that was when what's her name was famously baby birding her her kid on on the social media. Who some actress was was like, like well known grossly baby birding her her kid. I don't know. Yeah, anyway, for those you that aren't baby birding is you chew the food for your kid and spit it into their mouth. It's dead nasty. Back to misplace enthusiasm. I recently made the David Cage pastrami. So I'm trying to imagine David Kinch with that. Like, he's like, I found this pastrami in the ocean. It's like coming out. You know what I mean? Yeah, that David Finch look, he's food's Very good. By the way. Manresa is very good. And they did something here in New York, didn't they? John?

Didn't they do the chef's coat walk nutshells club intersect by Lexus or whatever?

Yeah, what does that even mean intersect by Lexus? Sponsored by Lexus. So what does that mean? Intersect what who cares? Don't

give them free advertising go on.

Yahoo like Lexus IS Biggie Smalls recently made the pastrami once with short rib and once with with a brisket. Well look you can make up a stronger Lloyd. You can make up a Strama Lloyd with short ribs, right, John. But you can't make a pastrami with short rib. Because that's now a pastrami is made out of Marang about this. You can make something that tastes like a pastrami. But it's not really pastrami, unless it's the unless it's the brisket. Now,

I don't know I never thought about that as pastrami the end product or is that the process?

I mean, I think it's the product.

It's like, it's like, it's like, if someone says I'm making pastrami locks, what they mean is they're putting a lot of pepper on the outside of the locks on the outside of the fish. No one's saying, Here's your pastrami. You're like, no, no, you haven't been friggin salmon. Right. I would say like pastrami short ribs. I wouldn't say strani Yeah,

Okay, that's fair.

I'm pretty sure Anastasia doesn't care. What do you think Joe?

I don't care from a straw man. Honestly.

Really? Yeah. Corned beef. Ah, I economy. Yes. Tongue sandwich.

I haven't had the right way of preparation. I guess because I don't like it. Hmm. Let's see chewy for me.

liverwurst,

no innards.

I love liverwurst. Oh god, I love liverwurst. I'm surprised you don't like liverwurst does. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like something

you would like my mom made a lot of it from a can Syrians. You know what's gross

from a can? Vienna sausage? I love it. It's like the real pasty it's like how do they get that meat that pasty? What do they do?

Alright, back to catch.

And I need to cook the next time I think I need to cook the brisket longer because it wasn't quite as tender as I want to. Yun says tender nicely is Jacques Papan Dondre Dondre wasn't quite as tender as I wanted. Anyway, I was wondering if you had any recommendations on other things to cure with Craig powder number one, aka insecure number one, AKA a mixture of salt, pink food coloring and sodium night. Eight, not nitric eight. The nitric eight one is the long acting one you should really only use on hands. The nitrite The answer is you could use it on a lot of stuff you should try. If you're going to do traditional smoking cold smoking on something like a salmon, you should use that instead of regular salt. If you use it to make make some cure does do some Salome you know, make you make you some MMA Do you hate it when people pronounce it? supersites does. I don't care when you say it the way they like is some fancy ways. It like if like do something like that, or even just like a quick cure on on port. Here's something that people don't think about. If you if you're going to do like rip shin or pork chops, you can pre cut your pork chops into kind of like serving sizes, then salted with pregs from both sides. And it'll cure through from both sides a lot faster than if you're trying to do like an actual, like German style rib Shin where you're trying to cure all the way through the meat. So like anything like that where you want that cured color, but just be aware that if anything that touches is going to look cured. And so you can't be halfway if it's halfway, then people are like nice ones. Nine conch gets red. And then you get into into problems, but there's a lot of fun uses for it. Just don't use it as regular table salt. That would be a bad idea. John, you got any good, insecure,

Not off the top of my head. But there's a Facebook group I'm a part of called the salt cured pig, which every post has to have a recipe so go poking around there and then like that's the rule. Yeah, if they don't, if you don't do that they take the post down.

Even if you're responding if you're like I disagree.

If you're I mean if you're responding in the comments, that's fine, but if you're posting a picture of your product, you have to include the recipe and process and all that stuff. Okay. And then also the Michael Roman Brian Paulson book has a lot of charcuterie recipes. I mean you know both insecured number one and two

Yeah, really there's not a lot of use for two unless you're going to do the hand hey you know what to delicious product went back to Santa Ana my head was last time you guys were at Russ and daughters. Summer Yeah, they make a product called hot and cold salmon salad. You guys had this? It's so it's like, you know the Kipper that hot smoke Kipper. It's like that hacked up. And then also some of like the like NOVA hacked up and like mixed up I think bound maybe with a little bit of man is that stuff maybe not even though maybe just bound by itself. That's that's real good. Real good. Hot and hot and cold smoke. Next time you guys go to Russ and daughters and if you've never been smack yourself and then go get the hot and cold. The hot and cold is the money. All right. The answer To the cash problem Yes, yep. I didn't hear the keystroke John There you go. Peter Flanagan wrote in via email Hey TP crew TP issues with a TP issues crew now. No more issues Nastasia Hatter friendly none murder the goose oh

he moved the nest.

Okay. Moved moved. One person's aggressive move is another very gentle very John how will you know you didn't even want to look I watched I watched how far away six feet Oh, you can get within six feet of the nest with a geese they're complaining to where they're watching and did they give you this to hear snow they just watched just watched he's really enjoyed the cooking basics rundown with with your with your boy John. In that vein, and considering the small spaces many of you have inhabited. Do you have any suggestions for pot slash pan racks? I know this has been broached in Episode 315 God 315. Man, man, man oh man, per the transcripts. But well Dave's disdain for the all clad rack offering is clear the path to DIY nirvana is shrouded with word salad mystery. If you could revisit this topic within the current two minute threshold, it would be much appreciated. Thanks, Peter,

for a small space oven.

Your god damn.

You know, you really just got it's not at all. If you store if you store your pots in your oven, want you to store your head in your oven.

What it's like, if you don't have any space

within don't have an oven, throw it away,

like it like because then when you got to use this stuff you take out well that's what happened stave that is what happened. But they're

asking I think for a good solution. And like that is not it like all right, it's what I always do is I go there's a whole bunch of what's called Display stores that sell things for store displays, and they sell chrome pipes in them. And then you can just you can also do it with just with like black pipe from the Home Depot but it's just a little bit dirtier. And you get S hooks from also from the Home Depot they're just like chain S hooks and you put them like slide them over the chrome pipe you have to go get some of the chrome pipe bring a piece of it with you to Home Depot if you want to go really cheap DIY, because some of them fit some of them don't some have to be bent a little bit. And these display places make flanges and they make little like elbows and you just make a rack and you you bolt it into your ceiling and your wall and then you hang all of your stuff above your oven above your

seven foot ceilings what's my solution

same are you standing under your freaking oven stars there's no you're not you're not your oven is here your pans are above nor

gave there's probably this cat

then you need to take this case anyone that has cabinet above their oven Why don't you just burn the house down?

Why do you base

cabinets above ovens? If you unless you have no range is the dumbest thing I've heard of in a long time

Oh even with the range of stupid mind the door the door to my cabinet warped had to take it down sometimes yes open cabinet

cabinet doesn't belong to another cabinet doesn't belong above an oven no matter how big or small your kitchen is. Cabinet doesn't belong above an oven. What belongs above an oven is the ceiling or a hood. Right for safety reasons. And then what are you storing in a cabinet? That's right above your freaking range?

That's the only place for cabinets.

Yeah, moneybags.

You guys are jockers you guys are serious jumpers All right, hang it up. Like what do you have a like no, I

do hate it but it is it is the only place I can do it. Unfortunately. All my basic pantry items are like yep, I salts my oils my vinegar is like and first

of all, if there is a cabinet above your range, it's six inches deep. Because it extends all the way over your oven. Nobody goes out and like two thirds of it. Yeah, you went like this that's eight inches what you just it's like

this it's definitely no it's like this because I have foil I have all the things and it's where the panel with the

so when you boil pasta Yeah, you're boiling it directly into your plastic wrap. Yes. Is is filled up my house. I I remember you were trying to get me to eat something and I wasn't eating it. I didn't look over there. I was busy trying to get my computer work that yeah, we did the thing. So I have not I have not cooked there. But assuming that you have space above your oven, that's where you put it. The only problem with having an above your oven is you need to have it in a place that isn't where you stand because it will hit your head otherwise, right? So what I did when I lived in Columbia housing we She's smaller than any of the housing that any that I've ever seen you live in a stasis. So don't give me moneybags. What I did there was I built a an 18 inch by 18 inch countertop, because we had no countertop at all. And I put it like into, like The Walking area because I'd rather not walk and I needed that. And then I hung the patch directly above that 18 by 18 inch thing, I created my own counter, because I don't want to live like a jerk, even when I don't have any money. And I'm living in graduate school housing and can't like, you know, do anything because I'm renting. So there are solutions for people

I tried, like, I've tried to do your solution, and there's no good place in that place for it really? Well. You

also don't want to mess with the place.

I do. I do totally mess with it. But I tried years loot and I thought, how could you try it bottom bar and with the S hooks? And I was like there is no once you have a cabinet there? You can't do it? No. But I tried to put it like in a place where I thought nobody would walk and people like yeah, you can't, you

have to be above a work surface, so that your head, so you're never trying to walk under it. And you can't have pot hanging. Here's another reason people why you can't do it that way. Because if it's if it's in a place that you're walking in, that means it has to clear your head. But now you have to reach up and get it. Like the height of the pots has to be such that any person like who's going to use them can easily reach up and get them. So clearly they need to hang low enough for you to be able to grab them. Right? Yeah, yeah. So it has to hang low over a work surface, it can't be in the middle of your space, it doesn't work. The problem with hanging over your oven, to be honest, is that when grease goes up, it gets on the outside of the pots. That's the main problem. So it is better if you have it over like a work surface, like over a cutting board area. But I don't have the space for it stuff. So I have to hang it over my in my old place. I hung it above my sink, which was amazing. Because then they just drip onto your sink. And my stove was in the other place. That was the best. That was amazing. But you know, can't we can't all can't. If you have a styling thing once I don't think I'll ever have a kitchen as good as my last apartments kitchen again, let's say unless unless our next product does really well we make some serious monarchy or if anyone wants to buy this. Here's all the people want to buy it. We just don't have any way of selling nation. Oh yeah, by the way. We're on Shopify people. You can buy it on Shopify, you can go to sears.com and buy it. Oh, yeah. So you don't know that you're buying it from Shopify, but that's what you're doing. Alright, so is that properly answered? There? Yep. Satisfied. Alright, by the way, for those of you that expected since this is May 11, to a be hearing this live and be to have pure charm on this show. Since we're still negotiating, how this thing's going to come out live and how the RSS is going to work. We've pushed peer off to next time he can do it as in July, but we we wanted to give him like the fully operational battle station kind of situation. Right. Right, guys. Yeah. So he's coming on then. So part of this question from Isabella to Julio is for Pierre. I'm gonna save that. She was asking about NAFTA two, which is he just sent me something in the mail while we won't talk about it. Although, how do you like this word? Ready? parky big Lobosco like that? It's good, right? I wonder whether this park here has big lubes it's a lagoon is like a legume tree. Anyway, we'll deal with later. All right. Has a Have I made savory cornbread? Yeah. What do you mean savory with zero sugar. I mean, southern style. What are we talking about here? What do you guys think this means savory corn bread. Maybe zero sugar? Yeah. Zero sugar. Yeah. made savory cornbread. Is there a trick to maybe subbing for no dairy. I saw superiority burger has soy milk and white wine vinegar in there coin cornbread. If you read his current recipe, you're not much of a cornbread person, right? So I've seen some with egg and some savory and some sweet variations. I can eat minimal dairy, but lots of butter will cause trouble. You don't really need dairy and cornbread To be honest, the it's there. It's softening and a little bit, but like old school cornbread, really the structure and cornbread is coming from the eggs. So if you're not going to use eggs, then you have to add some structure. But and the reason it vinegar is there is I'm assuming they're mimicking buttermilk. And so you need some acidity. But you could probably use coconut milk, you could probably use soy milk, you could probably use use anything, it's probably good if it has a little bit of fat because that's going to add some tenderizing to it. I'm assuming you're not using skim milk if you're using it. And you know, it's not like the buttermilk that we use has a lot of emulsifiers it's really just a pH unit. So you should be you should be fine. And then the second more complicated question is in terms of ramen I have been reading on how to make a good ramen. I've been reading in how to make good ramen and it comes down to mainly the fat you use to appreciate the noodle more so like, John, I'm sure I'm sure Anastasia you don't care that much about ramen right now. Joe? Not a not a Really, you weren't part of the ramen revolution? No, you weren't going tonkatsu off down the block. I know John is a ramen. I know John like the ramen fest, or your tonkatsu ramen guy. You like an emulsified? Yeah, tonkatsu ramen, bro? Do you like little chunks of fat in

it? No, not particularly.

So you don't like it when they hack a little chunks of B do like an emulsified? Yeah. So. So basically that that I think what you're getting at here is that is that in these kinds of like traditional tonkatsu bras there. And there's plenty of not just Japanese or Chinese bras that are like this, they're boiled for a long time and the boiling emulsifies the fat in so it's the exact kind of opposite of a traditional stock. And your question here is How do you do that vegetarian or fish or you know, and it's, I don't think it's going to be that hard. I think what you're going to want is there's no jet. The problem with those is they have a lot of gelatin. And you're going to have to mimic the mouthfeel of gelatin. So you can emulsify fat into it quite easily using tickled Lloyd, which is a mixture of gum arabic and Xanthan. And if you're going to do it on your own, like I wouldn't use, I wouldn't use too much Xanthan because the Xanthan is going to make it kind of goofy, but the gum arabic isn't really going to thicken it but it's going to add more body and mouthfeel. So like like a little bit of tickle Lloyd plus extra gum arabic is going to up the it's going to allow it to emulsified or modify the fat in and it's also going to it's also going to add some viscosity and mouthfeel just don't add too much. I wouldn't add a thickener like guar because that's just going to make it thick and it's more about an anxious mouthfeel and less about thickness. Now if you want to add those little fat particles and you want to do that from a vegetarian standpoint, I would take a look at a recipe I did for what's called pecan yo con which is was an Aguilar set, pecan butter and oil. But instead I would modify it I would use gelatin because a local Jelena because it doesn't melt. And then you can you can emulsify into into liquid of your choice veg broth, you can emulsify in fat with again with a tickler oil powder, add gel and gum toilet, set it in thin sheets chopped that gelatin into little chunks and there'll be fat chunks that you can throw into your soup and mimic those fat pieces. Last but not least, I'm assuming you know how to make the broth taste good. I mean, the answer is always going to be some form of umami. I was sent a vegetarian umami machine a while ago. Do you remember guys who sent it to me John, you remember who sent that?

Oh, oh, let me

but it's called Yondu. Vegetable Mommy and I have to say, it's good. I have to say it's pretty good.

I like this. Yes, I do enjoy it. I have one quick follow up to that. So Peter Kim once told me that he wants made a ramen broth by I think was pressure cooking entire chicken until it was like completely falling apart and then just blending that entire thing like bones, everything right into the water, you know, slash sock that was made? Is that something that would be good? Not like necessarily for this, but I mean,

I think it depends on on what you do. I mean, to me, like, like, there's a certain amount of boiling that I'm happy with. And then I don't like I like emulsified stocks. I don't like, like, calcium in my stomach. And I also I don't I actually I like stocks that are like thoroughly reduced. But I don't like, like oil slicks that set into gelatin on my lips, you know, and immediately, like, I like I find that you can go too far with those like hyper anxious stocks. I don't know. Now listen. Alexander, Alexander Talgarth wrote in and they have a question that is for the 17th of May celebration. So maybe we'll just answer that one separately, since we don't know if we're going to be that's next week. So it's going to be over by then. So we'll try to get his answered in a different way. And this is our second episode at Rockefeller Center, newsstands studios at Rockefeller Center, I guess I don't know what we're going to say in the future but follow at at Rockefeller Center on Instagram, at Rock Center NYC on Twitter. Follow us at cooking issues and what else? That's it. That's it. See you next time cooking issues